George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Nah . . . I think that's just the sound of the moron shitting his pants.

[Nick el Ass]

Did Jorch just really say the woman whose head was deaf.

[Nick el Ass]

One more for the road. Jorch: "Sometheen is goin' on I can't quite click my finger on it."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

One more for the road. Jorch: "Sometheen is goin' on I can't quite click my finger on it."

He's having difficulty manipulating his mouse?  Can't quite get to the Wikipedia summary so he can keep up with the conversation?

[Major Ed Damien]

Sometimes I wonder if Jorch was the product of some insane boardroom meeting:


"Get this:  I came up with the idea last night when I was getting pissed on by hookers.  OK . . . we employ a radio host who cannot speak in public -- at least not coherently.  You know what reality TV is, right?  Well, this guy's speech is its own reality television show.  A train wreck on top of a train wreck.  It will engage the dumbest common denominator like you wouldn't believe, and that's our biggest demographic.  What do you think?"

"Freekinstool, you are a genius."

[bound4bristol]

I have noticed that tonight Jorch has been making certain words longer when asking question, and it is almost like he is having a hard time reading his cards... and has to pull them in closer to his face. Maybe he could use some glasses.

I was thinking exactly the opposite. perhaps Jorch should use FEWER glasses... of Scotch

[PB the Deplorable]

Sometimes I wonder if Jorch was the product of some insane boardroom meeting:


"Get this:  I came up with the idea last night when I was getting pissed on by hookers.  OK . . . we employ a radio host who cannot speak in public -- at least not coherently.  You know what reality TV is, right?  Well, this guy's speech is its own reality television show.  A train wreck on top of a train wreck.  It will engage the dumbest common denominator like you wouldn't believe, and that's our biggest demographic.  What do you think?"

"Freekinstool, you are a genius."

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public

-H.L. Mencken

[Falkie2013]

The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) George Noory, U7, Art Bell, Tommy, & Morality ! !!!

[Falkie2013]

The last couple he seems to be pausing on certain words. Maybe Tommy is twerking in the studio, and just be a major distraction.

Tommy as probaly too busy reading what I sent Noory to notice.

[Richard Groyper]

The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) George Noory, U7, Art Bell, Tommy, & Morality ! !!!

Falkie, I like when you are in attack mode. Never again shall Noory silence you!

Noory...BOHICA BABY!  (bohica)-bend over here it comes again!

[albrecht]

One of the "Merlin Project" guys sold out his kid. I'm sure he is really happy that his father on nationwide AM radio said that he "could care less" about politics ("like many of his generation") considering his dad also said that he works as a legislative aide to Senator Collins! Thanks a lot dad. Though he is lucky in that listener-ship is down for C2C so maybe his boss didn't hear it....otherwise his Merlin "time trak" might be showing getting fired!
-GNS
ps: the new C2C website design is awful. Lex has bought into this tripe that less content, less words, and more graphics is the way to go. My local newspaper has done this also with their website. I guess they think it formats better for tablets or that people are more stupid and can't read? Which, unfortunately, might be true.

[PB the Deplorable]

One time back when I still listened once in awhile, George announced the C2C site had 'changed' and was all happy horseshit about it. 

George was very pleased and said Lex had been working on it something like 'a year'.  I went to the site, and it had changed very little from what I could tell. 

Maybe Lex is in charge of getting the Hawaii studio going

[Who]

Coast to Coast Insider's Gallery

Cletus and Billy Bob sold their goat and used the money to become members of the Coast to Coast AM Insider's Club.  Cletus and Billy Bob are brothers.  Cletus is also Billy Bob's uncle.  It's complicated but it has something to do with a family reunion that went wrong 36 years ago.  When asked what their favorite Coast to Coast programs are, Billy Bob said, "I like the ones where the govermint is planning to kill us."

Cletus thought a moment and said, "I sure miss that goat."

[Nick el Ass]

I was thinking exactly the opposite. perhaps Jorch should use FEWER glasses... of Scotch

If I listen to tonight's so called round table show on ISIS/terrorism I might start drinking again (it has been 3 years,) and can only imagine it will include losers like Alex Jones trying to tell everyone it is all fake... and Jorch screaming that he would kick their asses if they dare to try and kidnap him. After all as Jorch has already told us once while discussing ISIS beheading people "I'd rather be dead than on my knees getting my head cut off."

[Falkie2013]

If I listen to tonight's so called round table show on ISIS/terrorism I might start drinking again (it has been 3 years,) and can only imagine it will include losers like Alex Jones trying to tell everyone it is all fake... and Jorch screaming that he would kick their asses if they dare to try and kidnap him. After all as Jorch has already told us once while discussing ISIS beheading people "I'd rather be dead than on my knees getting my head cut off."

I thought Noory has been dead above the knees for years given his performances on Coast all these years.
If the zombie apocalypse happens, Noory & Tommy will be safe ala Homer Simpson.

[Juan]

I just skipped over 918 pages to learn that George Noory still sucks.

[bound4bristol]

After all as Jorch has already told us once while discussing ISIS beheading people "I'd rather be dead than on my knees getting my head cut off."

Regardless, I'm sure the bigwigs at iHateArtMedia have to give credit to Jorch for keeping an eye on future production costs... Can you imagine the amount of toupee tape it would take to reattach his magnificent rug after such an insult!?

[qaddisin]

I just skipped over 918 pages to learn that George Noory still sucks.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight, George Noory is moderating a round rug -- I mean "table" -- on the subject of ISIS and the threat it poses to the U.S.  George will introduce his new vow that the terror group would have to cut his head off before he'd let them take his wig.  The discussion will include plenty of deranged paranoia and strange, disconnected verbal chirps from George.  Oh, and lots of sad ass-kissing of George from all around the table.

[albrecht]

Tonight, George Noory is moderating a round rug -- I mean "table" -- on the subject of ISIS and the threat it opposes to the U.S.  George will introduce his new vow that the terror group would have to cut his head off before he'd let them take his wig.  The discussion will include plenty of deranged paranoia and strange, disconnected verbal chirps from George.  Oh, and plenty of sad ass-kissing of George from all around the table.

The awful newly designed C2C website doesn't even show who the "experts" are who will appear on the ISIS "round table" discussion. I'm guess Hulet, Alex, Corsi, Haggman, and maybe a Quayle will breathlessly rant about the apocalypse on the way from ISIS (will he answer my question: why can't the army use the giants they found in Afghanistan caves against them?? Certainly DARPA has bio-engineered them by now!)
-GNS

[nextgen.fm]

The awful newly designed C2C website doesn't even show who the "experts" are who will appear on the ISIS "round table" discussion. I'm guess Hulet, Alex, Corsi, Haggman, and maybe a Quayle will breathlessly rant about the apocalypse on the way from ISIS (will he answer my question: why can't the army use the giants they found in Afghanistan caves against them?? Certainly DARPA has bio-engineered them by now!)
-GNS

hopefully they discuss Shia and Sunni

[VtaGeezer]

Corsi, Pelton, and author Michael Wiess.  I'm rather surprised Michael Wiess is returning for tonight's "expert" show. Unlike the other two, Noory has booked; he's a main stream investigative writer. He was on a few weeks ago trying to talk with GN about his book on ISIS and I got the impression he'd had enough of Noory's fatuousness.

[Falkie2013]

Noory to me just now.



george@coasttocoastam.com
   
7:53 PM (0 minutes ago)
      
to me

Bite your tongue  LOL…..knew it was all a put on………………..

My wanting to do an interview with the guy was NOT a put on.
I'm not certain how to reply to this.
So many emotions come to the surface.

Here's MY reply to him.

George
Despite what YOU may think, it was NOT a put on.

I really wanted to interview you so YOU could once and for all publicly and on video could give YOUR side of why would do what you do and address the flubs, mistakes and other things as well.

And I sent you the bellgab stuff to let you know what they were saying, not out of spite.

You asked for MY opinion on U7.
I gave it and presented logical reasons for your network to leave things alone as it was a bad pr move both for the network and you.
But instead all I got was the editorial " WE " have to protect our rights when many of the programs may well be TECHNICALLY in the public domain. Art gave his implied permission for people to copy the pre-premiere shows. That's a fact.
I think you MAY be so tied to the network's umbilical cord that you can't see the other side of the coin or argument.
I'm sorry we won't be doing the interview. I think it would have been good for your image with no softball " we love you george " or " you're doing such a great job stuff " but more like 60 minutes.
I would have asked something like :
" George, your detractors on Bellgab & around the net denigrate you at every turn. They say you don't prepare, make awful verbal flubs and are a lazy just phone it in broadcaster who frequently knows little about the subjects you discuss on the air. This interview is for you to address those criticisms, in part. How would YOU address your detractors points ? "

I'm NOT a Mike Wallace but that's the kind of stuff I wanted to ask. No holds barred, draw no quarter, take no prisoners stuff.

Why have you dumbed down the show ?
How would you improve it to deflect the critics ?
Stuff like that.
I'm not anti Noory but I am anti bad programming.
YOU got me riled up and my sending YOU BG stuff got you pissed off.
And Bateman says your ellipses are like the supposed Tommy question sent to me.
I never knew what the 3 dots were but Herb Caen used to use them. I spent time with Herb in his house on Broadway in SF in the 1970s.

Take care.

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tonight, George Noory is moderating a round rug -- I mean "table" -- on the subject of ISIS and the threat it poses to the U.S.  George will introduce his new vow that the terror group would have to cut his head off before he'd let them take his wig.  The discussion will include plenty of deranged paranoia and strange, disconnected verbal chirps from George.  Oh, and lots of sad ass-kissing of George from all around the table.

I'm really excited about finding out what George's version of nuking the terrorists will be tonight.  Will it be...

1)  People say I want to nuke civilians.  NO.  We're not talking about dropping a nuclear weapon on a city or on civilianized people.  Not on men or women.  Or children.  All we mean is that WE, and by we I mean NATO or the American military services... WE need to invite every ISIS member to a BBQ in the middle of the desert.  We say 'look.  Come to our BBQ and we'll give ev-ree-one of you a free diamond coating for each of your brand new Toyota SUVs.'  They all have one.  You would think iHeart Radio would get me a new SUV for my trips to Colorado but...<ahem>. Excuse me.  We'll have this event in the desert that will be like ISIS Burning man, or my personal event Contact in the Desert...

[Tommy: <snicker> Burning Man... <chuckle>]

...Then we drop a little tactical nuke, because at that point we couldn't possibly find some other way to deal with them. 

People tell me... Oh, they tell me you can't separate ISIS members out from the general population like that, and they tell me there will be radiation and international repercussions also, as well.  I mean geez.  Haterz; or

2)  I see a time when we have to drop a nuclear bomb on a city over there.  No one's thought of this yet.  I don't understand, or

3)  We have to nuke the whole darned place!

Or will he come up with a new one?  Will he stick with a single version and not contradict himself all night?  The possibilities are... um... Well, pretty limited, actually.

[Falkie2013]

I'm really excited about finding out what George's version of nuking the terrorists will be tonight.  Will it be...

1)  People say I want to nuke civilians.  NO.  We're not talking about dropping a nuclear weapon on a city or on civilianized people.  Not on men or women.  Or children.  All we mean is that WE, and by we I mean NATO or the American military services... WE need to invite every ISIS member to a BBQ in the middle of the desert.  We say 'look.  Come to our BBQ and we'll give ev-ree-one of you a free diamond coating for each of your brand new Toyota SUVs.'  They all have one.  You would think iHeart Radio would get me a new SUV for my trips to Colorado but...<ahem>. Excuse me.  We'll have this event in the desert that will be like ISIS Burning man, or my personal event Contact in the Desert...

[Tommy: <snicker> Burning Man... <chuckle>]

...Then we drop a little tactical nuke, because at that point we couldn't possibly find some other way to deal with them. 

People tell me... Oh, they tell me you can't separate ISIS members out from the general population like that, and they tell me there will be radiation and international repercussions also, as well.  I mean geez.  Haterz; or

2)  I see a time when we have to drop a nuclear bomb on a city over there.  No one's thought of this yet.  I don't understand, or

3)  We have to nuke the whole darned place!

Or will he come up with a new one?  Will he stick with a single version and not contradict himself all night?  The possibilities are... um... Well, pretty limited, actually.

I'm surprised he hasn't advocated nuking Mecca and Medina as one US President is supposed to have told the Saudis at one time.

[pate]

Jorch, in honor of you sucking for 2000+ pages of intar-tube history, & in honor of your "new direction" I respectfully submit this:

Gorilla Biscuits - New Direction

edit: GNS

2ndedit: oops wrong tab...

[WOTR]

I just skipped over 918 pages to learn that George Noory still sucks.

You could have stayed away for another 918 and the verdict would have been the same (will be the same?)  Since the gabcast discussion on time travel I am unsure how to phrase that...   (Though in this case it is due to poor phrasing and not time travel...)

[Dateline]

Norry's plan for an ISIS tactical nuke to take out ISIS, have the infiltrator (NSA spy) pose as a camel feeder and plant it in the camels' ass as he/she tends the stocks.  When they ride out the next morning and mount the herd detonate the computer-control nuke switch in the A-hole.  Each ISIS member will be nuked and a few camel's asses will be littered across the sands of time.

[Dateline]

It was revealed today in a Falkie practice interview that Norry is an organ donor.  He is going to donate his wig to medical science.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm not even going to listen to the show because with such a host/topic one can already tell it is going to suck in epic fashion.  I'd rather watch a movie, read the forum, and do some other fun stuff.