George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

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Dave  sounds like he is reading from cue cards

[Immy]

Who is Jorch talking to, George "The Animal" Steele?

[popple]

ITS SOME MOAR OF THOSE CLASHICK OPEN LINEZ

[phrodo]

Just checked the trainwreck .. oh nice.. Joorch has a different Cusco bumper - one that Art never played *maybe because it sounds really gay?*. Way to bring something new to the show and make it your own Dave.  :

[Major Ed Damien]

Archeologists have translated apparent references to George Noory in the "Mayan Code:"


wigtape carnivora here's what's happeneen indeed amazing unbelievable tommy rim me again UFO
phil no coincidences what's been your take on the greatest ever linda moulton howe please let me sniff
your undies are the portals full of demons and mean babies ISIS head-choppers can't catch me without
fighting cornelius greg the cook annie in Alabama all of you are the human corn in the shit of my program
& did i ever tell you about my friend in the casket who was just laying there tommy rim me again right away

[phrodo]

Seriously - first time I've sampled the trainwreck in well over two years and simply cannot bleeve the depths to which C2C has fallen. Jooorch trying to explain the design .. err -- new design of the site... pitiful. Then after what seemed like a 4 minute break - pitches to commercial .. or is it? He's 'interviewing' a guest about Carnivora. simply . fucking . pitiful ... what a farce.

[Nick el Ass]

i'm listening



Dave  sounds like he is reading from cue cards

I wouldn't be surprised if that is why he and Tommy are never apart. The man has to use cards in his everyday life, and Tommy has to write them out as he goes. Lady behind the counter: Thank you for choosing Starbucks Mr. Noorie that cup of coffee will be 10 dollars. Noorie: Thank (move the card closer Tommy) yeeeeew. 

[zeebo]

What happened to the Mayan history guy?  Stepped away for minute, came back and Noory's going on about boring old current politics again.

[Falkie2013]

It was revealed today in a Falkie practice interview that Norry is an organ donor.  He is going to donate his wig to medical science.

Medical science throws it back.

[Nick el Ass]

What happened to the Mayan history guy?  Stepped away for minute, came back and Noory's going on about boring old current politics again.

But I thought they didn't do that on C2C. Noorie even said so.

[Falkie2013]

I wouldn't be surprised if that is why he and Tommy are never apart. The man has to use cards in his everyday life, and Tommy has to write them out as he goes. Lady behind the counter: Thank you for choosing Starbucks Mr. Noorie that cup of coffee will be 10 dollars. Noorie: Thank (move the card closer Tommy) yeeeeew.

Maybe Tommy is Edgar Bergen & Noory is Mortimer Snerd.
After all, we've seen him on Bee-yond-bullcrap, but has anyone here ever seen George Noory in person ?
Maybe there IS no George Noory or he was eliminated & replaced after the publicity pictures taken with Art.

[pate]

Perhaps he's just a bestial figment of active imaginations?

Dee-coder ring warning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcgvLiNYCcA

GNS

[ManiacMatt]

I never knew what the 3 dots were but Herb Caen used to use them. I spent time with Herb in his house on Broadway in SF in the 1970s.

Really?  Did you ever discuss the zodiac case with him?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What happened to the Mayan history guy?  Stepped away for minute, came back and Noory's going on about boring old current politics again.

I wondered about that too.  I guess George had to get in his International Space Agency guy so he could have his own Mel's Hole or Red Elk, or am I being too cynical?

[Gd5150]

The use of "Winds of change" makes tonight's show that much more powerful. Well done.

[Nick el Ass]

Maybe Tommy is Edgar Bergen & Noory is Mortimer Snerd.
After all, we've seen him on Bee-yond-bullcrap, but has anyone here ever seen George Noory in person ?
Maybe there IS no George Noory or he was eliminated & replaced after the publicity pictures taken with Art.

They built an android to do their bidding. It turned out kind of like the evil version of Data named Lore, but only he was idiotic instead of evil like the original Dave.

[ManiacMatt]

I can't believe I'm listening to the Nooron tonight.  I must be coming down with something.  Earlier tonight, Dave claimed that people have been emailing him asking about what Isis is and where do they get their money.  Hahahahah.  Yeah, sure they are Dave.  He acts dramatic as if there are people that can't get this info elsewhere and it's up to him to inform the masses.  He's such a turd and he sucks too.  Radio is going off.

[Morgus]

What happened to the Mayan history guy?  Stepped away for minute, came back and Noory's going on about boring old current politics again.

Noory dropped him after the first half hour and went to open lines for the rest of the first hour.

[Morgus]

I can't believe I'm listening to the Nooron tonight.  I must be coming down with something.  Earlier tonight, Dave claimed that people have been emailing him asking about what Isis is and where do they get their money.  Hahahahah.  Yeah, sure they are Dave.  He acts dramatic as if there are people that can't get this info elsewhere and it's up to him to inform the masses.  He's such a turd and he sucks too.  Radio is going off.

They could have just watched CNN, Fox or other news channels earlier today, they had special shows on ISIS this evening.
Noory has to always copy the mainstream news, instead of offering alternative topics that aren't already covered to death during the day.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Seriously - first time I've sampled the trainwreck in well over two years and simply cannot bleeve the depths to which C2C has fallen. Jooorch trying to explain the design .. err -- new design of the site... pitiful. Then after what seemed like a 4 minute break - pitches to commercial .. or is it? He's 'interviewing' a guest about Carnivora. simply . fucking . pitiful ... what a farce.

Yeah, it's been one of the better opening hours in awhile.

[Major Ed Damien]

Just let Jorch give your body a cleansing bath with D Herbs.

After it's all over, you'll have the IQ of an ant.

[phrodo]

But will Dee Erbs cleanse your body of the suckage heard on the Joorch Snoory endless infomercial?

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch has his own special brand of stuff called d-erps.

[Gd5150]

Scorpions at both ends of the break. Cmon man they should've played this for tonight's ISIS roundtable.

http://youtu.be/149jGeIlx3I
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

[Nick el Ass]

I decided to tune in for a moment.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dumbass Jorch just referred to "Saddam's Revolutionary Guard."

The Revolutionary Guard is Iranian.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_the_Guardians_of_the_Islamic_Revolution

[phrodo]

I decided to tune in for a moment.

I'm out ... lesson reinforced. Joorch is softballing his way thru his cue-cards as usual.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm out ... lesson reinforced. Joorch is softballing his way thru his cue-cards as usual.

Yeah, the level of suck is 1,000 on a scale of 0-10... and now Norrie is a playing Metallica.

[pate]

Stop, Dave, I'm Afraid.

GNS

[Beelzebubbelah]

Heilsa,M_M_?
I noted your comment about the "Wide Flange Beam"earlier.
I have made several comments relateing something about it.
I sent you an note.
I'd like to know if you got that.
There will be more.
Before the 'Noorygeddon'.(C) (Tm.)