George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[lonevoice]

"Hoisted by his own retard."

Post of the day!

[Falkie2013]

Post of the day!

What's the half life of suck ?

[Major Ed Damien]

I dunno.

But I do know that Jorch single-handedly created a new, heretofore unknown form of physics:

Quantum suckiness.

It had its own big bang inside its own black hole of suck.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is like the Kirby of radio.

[Major Ed Damien]

Original rejected title Jorch proposed for his latest "book:"


Something Somewhere Is Happening Somewhere to Something and Somebody Else Somewhere Knows What That Something Was but Is Hiding Something Somewhere, Maybe In a Portal.

[Juan Cena]

Don't forget Buffalo Bob.

Or if we're lucky, he'd get possessed by Clarabell the Clown.

[Juan Cena]

Jorch is like the Kirby of radio.

Glad you made sure to indicate you were talking the video game character. Otherwise, those would be fighting words.

[Scully]

"Hoisted by his own retard."

Good one, ItsOver! 

[Nick el Ass]

Glad you made sure to indicate you were talking the video game character. Otherwise, those would be fighting words.

No. We don't want to offend any other people, places, or things named Kirby.

[goldendeal]

Unless of course you are talking about a " Kirby" vacuum cleaner salesman at 6 in the morning.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Let me just quickly demonstrate the new Wig Vacuum Cleaner for you, Mr. Noory."

[Juan Cena]

No. We don't want to offend any other people, places, or things named Kirby.

I had a specific Kirby in mind when I wrote that.



Jack Kirby. Creator (with Stan Lee, in come cases) of The Avengers, Captain America, Thor, the X-Men, The Hulk, Doctor Doom (the real one, not Ed Dames), Darkseid, The Challengers of the Unknown, The New Gods, S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Fury, Hydra, and countless other comic book characters and series.

[Major Ed Damien]

I had a specific Kirby in mind when I wrote that.



Doctor Doom (the real one, not Ed Dames)

Now you stop that before you remote-upset Ed.

[Falkie2013]

Original rejected title Jorch proposed for his latest "book:"


Something Somewhere Is Happening Somewhere to Something and Somebody Else Somewhere Knows What That Something Was but Is Hiding Something Somewhere, Maybe In a Portal.

Put the word Amazing after the first somewhere & you've got a sure best seller.

Hmm, does George write his own liner notes ?

I can imagine a couple.

" Riveting " - Morton Downey Jr.

" I couldn't pick it up. " - Doctor Octopus.

" It comes from a portal even bigger than I. " - The Guardian of Forever.

" It gave Cerebro a headache. " - Professor X.

[Major Ed Damien]

Put the word Amazing after the first somewhere & you've got a sure best seller.

Hmm, does George write his own liner notes ?

I can imagine a couple.

" Riveting " - Morton Downey Jr.

" I couldn't pick it up. " - Doctor Octopus.

" It comes from a portal even bigger than I. " - The Guardian of Forever.

" It gave Cerebro a headache. " - Professor X.

Something Amazing Somewhere Is Happening Somewhere to Something and Somebody Else Somewhere Knows What That Something Was but Is Hiding Something Somewhere, Maybe In a Portal.


Damn.  You're right.  It made all the difference in the world.  One word can move a mountain of shit.

[Juan Cena]

Now you stop that before you remote-upset Ed.

Ed Danes can remote-bite me.

[BobGrau]

Hmm. Today is st. David's (Dave's) day.

Could we push to page 2000 before midnight?

[wr250]

well at least we are spared super suck sunday this week

[WOTR]

Hmm. Today is st. David's (Dave's) day.

Could we push to page 2000 before midnight?

well at least we are spared super suck sunday this week

With the lull in material, I am worried that the answer is no.  I have been keeping an eye on it as I really want to welcome everybody to a new millennium of suck (even if the term is not really correct.)  However, it has been dragging for the last few days.

[ItsOver]

well at least we are spared super suck sunday this week

That's good news.  Is Jorch doing another concert in Canada or is he trying to recover from all the good news about Art?  Maybe binging on turkey sandwiches, salami, and Chicago all beef hot dogs?

[starrmtn001]

Hmm. Today is st. David's (Dave's) day.

Could we push to page 2000 before midnight?

Here to help.  I'd LOVE to see this  ^  happen! 

[ItsOver]

Hmm. Today is st. David's (Dave's) day.

Could we push to page 2000 before midnight?

Maybe Dave took the day off to celebrate. For the latest  http://www.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/live-wales-breaking-news-st-8744488
Is Wales known for sucking?

[Major Ed Damien]

Ed Danes can remote-bite me.

Ed is not remote-amused.

[Morgus]

That's good news.  Is Jorch doing another concert in Canada or is he trying to recover from all the good news about Art? 

Noory said he had to tape more Beyund Bull-leaf tv shows in Colorado this weekend.. 

[ItsOver]

Noory said he had to tape more Beyund Bull-leaf tv shows in Colorado this weekend..u 

Thanks, Morgus.  Jorch, what about all those struggling artists?   Tsk, tsk.  No Sunday for them.

[pyewacket]

That's good news.  Is Jorch doing another concert in Canada or is he trying to recover from all the good news about Art?  Maybe binging on turkey sandwiches, salami, and Chicago all beef hot dogs?

Does he sing at all of these events? Does he only perform Elvis tunes? If he takes requests... what would you ask him to sing?

I'd ask for-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" an amusing little ditty from the musical Mary Poppins

This could help us get to 2000. 

[Morgus]

Thanks, Morgus.  Jorch, what about all those struggling artists?   Tsk, tsk.  No Sunday for them.

Noory said he was hosting next Sunday instead.
So we still get to suffer the submerging artists a week late... 

[karios8]

However, it could be the last Noory Sunday Suckfest Show!

[Major Ed Damien]

Noory said he had to tape more Beyund Bull-leaf tv shows in Colorado this weekend.. 

He taped down his wig and hit the road to do some taping.

Jorch Noory is like a rock star . . . if a rock star had that on his head and a dyed cookie-duster on his upper lip.

He even has lots of groupies.  Of course, they're all around 65 and have had their uteruses yanked out long ago.

But when they see Jorch, it's like a jolt from electric-shock paddles.  He really gets their once-dried-out juices flowing . . . especially when he sings like Elvis.  They just can't get enough of that hunk of paranormal rug and various dye products.

[WOTR]

Does he sing at all of these events? Does he only perform Elvis tunes? If he takes requests... what would you ask him to sing?

I'd ask for-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" an amusing little ditty from the musical Mary Poppins

This could help us get to 2000. 

Fine... My request would be "unchained melody" only because anybody but somebody with an amazing range would massacre it.  I used to tell family that I want the audience to sing it at my funeral so I could have the last laugh...

Also, it is about the right era to make George happy.
Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody (High Quality)