George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I still think You're Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady would be a good 'un.

Once:  Cattle mutilations

Twice:  Weird booming sounds

Thrice:  Crop circle radiation signatures

[21st Century Man]

Who can say, although since she's an investigative reporter we might hear this one:

Hall and Oates - Private Eyes

"Private Eyes" - Hall & Oates

Or maybe Maneater. LOL

[Major Ed Damien]

If Jorch had half a cow's brain, he'd play the theme song from "Rawhide" to warm Linda up a little.

Linda can't hear the "Rawhide" theme without getting a little moist up under her cow tail.  Her own mammaries get hard when she hears the whip cracking in that tune.

She's even been known to shout:  "I'm on the hoof, baby!" after seven or eight of her favorite drink, Kahlua and moo-juice.


Believe me, Jorch.  You'd have a better chance of having her waiting at the end of your ride with a little "Rawhide."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC8pSFg1Vw

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtLN9yV-30

"something's going on"

"islands in the stream" (a play on the Hawaiian studio, and Streaming) 

I'll wager tens of cents that this one might get a play...

[zeebo]

Who can say, although since she's an investigative reporter we might hear this one:
"Private Eyes" - Hall & Oates

Or maybe this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg#&index

[Gd5150]

I'm in the mood for some...Infatuaion


http://youtu.be/2VaazQfxGso

[21st Century Man]

If Jorch had half a cow's brain, he'd play the theme song from "Rawhide" to warm Linda up a little.

Linda can't hear the "Rawhide" theme without getting a little moist up under her cow tail.  Her own mammaries get hard when she hears the whip cracking in that tune.

She's even been known to shout:  "I'm on the hoof, baby!" after seven or eight of her favorite drink, Kahlua and moo-juice.


Believe me, Jorch.  You'd have a better chance of having her waiting at the end of your ride with a little "Rawhide."

Or maybe The Milkcow Blues Boogie.

Elvis Presley - Milkcow Blues Boogie (1955)

[pate]

I love the 1980s, they just seem to be flying by...

GNS

[Nick el Ass]

Next up for Linda.


http://youtu.be/x0I6mhZ5wMw

[21st Century Man]

I'm in the mood for some...Infatuaion


http://youtu.be/2VaazQfxGso

Definitely!  A perfect choice.

[Nick el Ass]

Or maybe.

http://youtu.be/7-m9uG50mSw

[pate]

Maybe Jorch'd doo better if he bought LMH some flowers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj10EzNKA2M

[Juan Cena]

Someone called this the other night, and they deserve a wizard hat. Kim Komando should be pissed.

There are no coincidences.

[michio]

Okay, that was a cool song, but as others have said it's KK's trademark song and I'd hate for sNoory to put a stank on it. sNoory should cut to the chase with LMH and play Bad Company's 'Feel Like Making Love.' Now that's a rock classic.

                                                       Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm in the mood for some...Infatuaion


http://youtu.be/2VaazQfxGso

Hahahahahahaha

You said moooood -- just like the mutilated cows say.

[21st Century Man]

Maybe something with a Flying Saucer theme.

Billy Riley - FLYING SAUCER ROCK AND ROLL - 1957 !

Hopefully Jorch will pick up on some of these suggestions.

[zeebo]

Ok, it's a little needy, but what've you got to lose George?

The Human League - Don't You Want Me

[pate]

Hmm, this one seems to show some sort of King with a crown seducing the lady:

I bet Jorch'd love it:

Steve Perry - "Oh Sherrie" (1984)

"Oh Sherrie" - Steve Perry

First line: "I shoulda been gone?"

[Juan Cena]

Posted without comment.

http://youtu.be/A0gpNXMdirk

[Nick el Ass]

Come on, Jorch. Go with NIN's Closer.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This Magic Moment, which I also suggested yesterday.  I think Georgie is having some fun with us.

[Morgus]

This Magic Moment, which I also suggested yesterday.  I think Georgie is having some fun with us.

Noory's staff must come here for bumper music ideas...

[zeebo]

Guys, I got it!

Poison - Fallen Angel

[Major Ed Damien]

Maybe something with a Flying Saucer theme.

Billy Riley - FLYING SAUCER ROCK AND ROLL - 1957 !

Hopefully Jorch will pick up on some of these suggestions.

Jorch ain't never going to corral Linda.

Especially after he ate a cow patty, trying to impress her.

She figured out right then and there that Jorch was all wig-hat and no cattle.

[nextgen.fm]

George David is such a grade A creeper with Linda!

[WOTR]

Who is Dave? Schrader?

One day MV will make a FAQ and post the origins of Dave in it...  The short version is that a station manager had emailed a member here that they have a program on (Coast to coast) hosted by "Dave Noory."  It was, (for obvious reasons,) an instant clashic here on bellgab...

[21st Century Man]

Since we're talking about a forest and predatory behavior.

[zeebo]

One day MV will make a FAQ and post the origins of Dave in it...  The short version is that a station manager had emailed a member here that they have a program on (Coast to coast) hosted by "Dave Noory."  It was, (for obvious reasons,) an instant clashic here on bellgab...

Actually, according to the (not yet in existence) FAQ ... it was "Dave Noorie".   

[Gd5150]

It's time for George to make the mooove - "Stay the night"
http://youtu.be/xTYkxjbpsF4

[Nick el Ass]

One day MV will make a FAQ and post the origins of Dave in it...  The short version is that a station manager had emailed a member here that they have a program on (Coast to coast) hosted by "Dave Noory."  It was, (for obvious reasons,) an instant clashic here on bellgab...

Dave Noorie.