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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Morgus

Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on February 25, 2015, 03:35:36 PM
where jc and oscar  i want jc oscar debate
those fakes are long dead, so don't worry about them anymore there, UFO Phil.
time to move on...  8)


ItsOver

Quote from: boba FETT link=topic=3.msg344373#msg344373 date=14249On summary12423
I don't think George is "dumb" intelligence wise. He wouldn't have this job all these years later. He knows how to play the corporate game. He might not be a genius, but he is slick enough to maintain the network's confidence. I don't understand it. I hate it!

My opinion, he doesn't CARE about the genre. It's just a paycheck. Show up, clock in, broadcast, clock out. < rinse & repeat. I don't believe for a second he spends 8 HOURS of show prep. I know he said that at some point. I know it was a high number of hours. *sigh*
In summary, Jorch is a lazy, butt-kissing whore.  Who sucks.

For LMH night, I reccomend George start things up with This Magic Moment, get things rolling with a little Tom Jones, and then to really set Linda into a dreamy mood, finish up with some of Mr. Leonard Cohen's best.

ItsOver

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 25, 2015, 06:11:52 PM
For LMH night, I reccomend George start things up with This Magic Moment, get things rolling with a little Tom Jones, and then to really set Linda into a dreamy mood, finish up with some of Mr. Leonard Cohen's best.
Jorch could poach Jones' "She's a Lady" from Kim Komando, maybe slip in a little from 'ol Blue Eyes.   I can see LMH's skin crawling.  And this is a lady who's in to cattle mutilations.

I may crack open the bottle and listen to Linda tomorrow night.
but I am really hoping George pronounces his first guest's name wrong.

First Hour: Pharmacist and nutritionist Benjamin Fuchs talks about dangers associated with the trendy party drug, Molly.

And Molly? My God.. this is so 2000 and late.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on February 25, 2015, 08:05:20 PM
jc called in 2014 so he is not dead


No the person who is masquerading as JC now is without a doubt UFO Phil, or as I like to call him UFO JC. If you followed the person on Facebook that was using the name going back a year, or two ago you could see that even it changed... and you could tell it was a different person because the way he misspelled words and the style of writing changed. I think that is why they keep playing that insufferable song every Friday. The man is keeping the ruse going for Jorch who is also pretty phony.


George: LMH, I want to be on you!

LMH: *click* (hangs up phone)

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 25, 2015, 09:21:23 PM

No the person who is masquerading as JC now is without a doubt UFO Phil, or as I like to call him UFO JC. If you followed the person on Facebook that was using the name going back a year, or two ago you could see that even it changed... and you could tell it was a different person because the way he misspelled words and the style of writing changed. I think that is why they keep playing that insufferable song every Friday. The man is keeping the ruse going for Jorch who is also pretty phony.

I agree.  The real JC left when Art left the show.  The last few times JC called didn't sound like the JC I remembered from Art's days.  I imagine the real JC is probably Phil Hendrie.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 25, 2015, 10:23:56 PM
I agree.  The real JC left when Art left the show.  The last few times JC called didn't sound like the JC I remembered from Art's days.  I imagine the real JC is probably Phil Hendrie.

That would be awesome!

Quote from: ItsOver on February 25, 2015, 06:26:18 PM
Jorch could poach Jones' "She's a Lady" from Kim Komando, maybe slip in a little from 'ol Blue Eyes.   I can see LMH's skin crawling.  And this is a lady who's in to cattle mutilations.

Jorch should add Three Times A Lady by Lionel Richie to his Linda Bumpers.  Or maybe I'll Tumble 4 Ya by Culture Club.  Also maybe I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder.  If he really wants to be a little more hip and dangerous, then try this one.


David Banner - Play

Started to put the dirty version on but this "clean" version will probably get a reaction from Linda as well.  Plus I don't want to get in trouble. ;D


Morgus

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 25, 2015, 10:23:56 PM
I agree.  The real JC left when Art left the show.  The last few times JC called didn't sound like the JC I remembered from Art's days.  I imagine the real JC is probably Phil Hendrie.
yep Noory's JC is a phony that he can call at anytime he wants too...

Quote from: albrecht on February 25, 2015, 04:28:38 PM
I hate to admit it but Norry seems to be doing a, somewhat, better job recently. The Art news must have shaken him to his core and/or Tommy is cutting his booze with more water. The guest on "future crime" was pretty good. I think because he talked a lot and Norry didn't ask many questions. (Though he was his usual inane self when asking about the Silk Road "what did they do, er what did they get them for drugs?" after the guest clearly just mentioned the operation and the crimes involved (guns, child porn, drugs, hitmen, and taking a "cut" of all transactions.)
-GNS

He has actually been more willing to take advice lately. I gave him a few suggestion and he actually listened and tried in implement a view. He botched some of them though.

Quote from: Morgus on February 25, 2015, 10:48:09 PM
yep Noory's JC is a phony that he can call at anytime he wants too...

Morgus, I listened to C2C for the first time in about 4 years. Noory seemed to let his guest's talk a lot more than I remember. It's that true? If so, seems to suit the program better. Less Noory is more quality.

Morgus

Quote from: boba FETT on February 25, 2015, 10:55:25 PM
Morgus, I listened to C2C for the first time in about 4 years. Noory seemed to let his guest's talk a lot more than I remember. It's that true? If so, seems to suit the program better. Less Noory is more quality.
Noory probably was just dozing off, so we got lucky...  ;)
The best guests with Noory are ones like Linda Howe who does her own interviews and Noory shuts up, also ones like Hoagland who keep talking and don't allow much time for interruptions.

Quote from: Morgus on February 25, 2015, 10:59:22 PM
Noory probably was just dozing off, so we got lucky...  ;)
The best guests with Noory are ones like Linda Howe who does her own interviews and Noory shuts up, also ones like Hoagland who keep talking and don't allow much time for interruptions.

I like to listen to Marzulli and Quayle.  Marzulli is sort of interesting but there's nothing like hearing Quayle totally go off his rocker.

Did I hear Noory authoritatively say the missing Malaysian airliner was going to be targetted at The Capitol or Whlte House, but 'we got 'em first?'  Did I miss a headline somewhere?

Quote from: Morgus on February 25, 2015, 10:59:22 PM
Noory probably was just dozing off, so we got lucky...  ;)
The best guests with Noory are ones like Linda Howe who does her own interviews and Noory shuts up, also ones like Hoagland who keep talking and don't allow much time for interruptions.

Hoagland, he does like to ramble. I hope Art figures out a deal. Then this thread can be moot.

Juan Cena

Quote from: boba FETT on February 25, 2015, 10:55:25 PM
Morgus, I listened to C2C for the first time in about 4 years. Noory seemed to let his guest's talk a lot more than I remember. It's that true? If so, seems to suit the program better. Less Noory is more quality.

Who's that in your avatar?

George just said Hoagland is desperate to get on C2C to promote his latest project.

Juan Cena

Quote from: boba FETT on February 25, 2015, 11:07:29 PM
Hoagland, he does like to ramble. I hope Art figures out a deal. Then this thread can be moot.

Snorge took some serious evil glee in describing how he shot down RCH's wanting to come on. Yeah, no falling out there.

coaster

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 25, 2015, 11:15:21 PM
George just said Hoagland is desperate to get on C2C to promote his latest project.
he made a new bullshitatron out of an old bolo tie. I can guarantee if hes on he will ask for money. So sick of Noory letting him beg for money on the show. He ripped so many people off before.

Juan Cena

Quote from: coaster on February 25, 2015, 11:21:19 PM
he made a new bullshitatron out of an old bolo tie. I can guarantee if hes on he will ask for money. So sick of Noory letting him beg for money on the show. He ripped so many people off before.


I wonder if that's the RCH had to move.

Scully

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 25, 2015, 11:20:14 PM
Snorge took some serious evil glee in describing how he shot down RCH's wanting to come on. Yeah, no falling out there.

I noticed that, too.  Jorch is particularly cocky and obnoxious tonight -- all puffed up about the book he "wrote."  :P

coaster

David Wilcock is such a twerpy little weirdo. His whole gimmick is he thinks hes Edgar Cayce reincarnated. Cayce's family should sue for.. something. Wilcock is a drug addict and a slimeball.

WallyBert

Listening to John B Wells last night.
He said Art called him out of the blue.
I believe they had never talked before.
He didn't elaborate on what they talked about except to say Art didn't believe our government would be responsible for 9/11.
Maybe someone from the NSA can get us a recording of that call...

Quote from: coaster on February 25, 2015, 11:49:17 PM
David Wilcock is such a twerpy little weirdo. His whole gimmick is he thinks hes Edgar Cayce reincarnated. Cayce's family should sue for.. something. Wilcock is a drug addict and a slimeball.

I'm getting the heebie jeebies just listening to him.

Scully

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 25, 2015, 11:06:22 PM
Did I hear Noory authoritatively say the missing Malaysian airliner was going to be targetted at The Capitol or Whlte House, but 'we got 'em first?'  Did I miss a headline somewhere?

You didn't miss any headlines, GfP.  It all happened inside Jorch's head ... and presumably in the new book he "wrote".

The man is in his own little world.  ???

I just thought of another bumper for Jorch to play for Linda. I can see Jorch in his studio....no I don't want to see that. No way.

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