George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

Jorch knows all about craters.

As in the smoking-hole-in-the-ground that he is after he finishes hitting on LMH.

He's attempting a live read

[pate]

He's fumbl-gummin' folks.

Not even five minutes in...

[pate]

Richard Dawson in 'The Running Man'

Arnold is in IsIs, I think...

"cut to commercial"

[Richard Groyper]

Jorch knows all about craters.

As in the smoking-hole-in-the-ground that he is after he finishes hitting on LMH.

He's attempting a live read

Two horrid creatures knocking boots. *shiver*

[zeebo]

Damn, I was just gonna post wondering how soon till we get the obligatory smartphone reference, but Noory just beat me to it.

[Richard Groyper]

He's fumbl-gummin' folks.

Not even five minutes in...

Yup, never fails.

[NoMoreNoory]

I was waiting for Noory flubs...I wish the GabCast was on instead.

Or 'pensula' (peninsula)

Or 'perv...you know, prevention'

Never a shortage.

[Richard Groyper]

Damn, I was just gonna post wondering how soon till we get the obligatory smartphone reference, but Noory just beat me to it.

Smart phone: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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I think it's a good thing that I had all those penalty shots lined up, in a way I'm way ahead!  Right, Jorch #winning?

I digress. 

If a smart phone had a computer would it be able to call in to c2c from "the ded zone"?

Or would you need a ouiji board?

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch on Voyager:

'That is.....that is true unbelievable technology'

He's on it tonight!

[Richard Groyper]

I think it's a good thing that I had all those penalty shots lined up, in a way I'm way ahead!  Right, Jorch #winning?

I digress. 

If a smart phone had a computer would it be able to call in to c2c from "the ded zone"?

Or would you need a ouiji board?

Smart phone would call through the 'portal line'.

[pate]

Jorch & Tommee.  Not sure if this is one of your "long" breaks.

But break out the de-coder ring and figure out this sekrut message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0

Shh, we're about to go ON AIR!

[Falkie2013]

Listening to Noory on KFBK Sacramento. Did the Discover the Forest fireflies ad that just aired during the commercial break occur anywhere else ? Amused the hell out of me given his firefly comment on 2-12.

Gee, designed to affect a different part of my body says he about D herbs.

Will it heal  my injured ankle, knee or someone's disfunctional male body part ?

[pate]

Sounds like this guest is tired of Jorch's schlock.

Sounds like he'll have his own pre-emptive "phone problems" and hang up on the ShietMeistro...

[Nick el Ass]

I hope someone gives Jorch some help on getting to Mars.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You know, I was enjoying the bidet here at our new studio in L.A., right before the show, and the studio custodian happened by.  You know what he told me?  He told me my smart phone has more computing firepower than the Saturn V from the old Apollo missions!  Unbelievable!

[Falkie2013]

Smart phone: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

In fairness to George ( and I do wish he'd stop using the cell phone reference ), I remember that there were multiple Apple ][+'s, ][e's & integer based Apples used  in stacks on the early shuttle missions. I remember reading the articles about it back in the day thought I've been  unable to find one out there in a quick search.

[pate]

George loves this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390WaPcxnFI

Billy loved making it, but Billy doesn't suck...

[pate]

Yeah, what *he* said!

[Nick el Ass]

I'm waiting for Jorch to drop a comment about the Honeymooners tv show, and going to the moon. Bang, zoom, right to the moon Tommy.

[Falkie2013]

Tonight I am going to have to settle for dead air over Noory flubs.  I blame Jazmunda for killing the Gabcast.

Jazmunda responsible for following disasters :

Hindenburg
Amelia Earhart disappearance
Titanic sinking
Art Bell quitting Sirius
First Noory Coast broadcast.
And renewal of Noory contract, thus keeping him from becoming first mustache on Mars.

[pate]

Is it possible that George wrote this trailer?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHhmwGzN8w

George had a sister, right?

[Nick el Ass]

Leave it up to Jorch to randomly mention people dying in Tennessee after a callers phone cuts out.

[pate]

If this guest doesn't mention Operation Paperclip Nazi scientists, I will call foul.

GNS

[pate]

Jorch, if you weren't such a tool in your own right, I'd call you an Illuminati tool...

Tool - Sober [hq - fullscreen]

Man, you suck...

[zeebo]

Would have been nice, since guest has a new book called "The Interstellar Age", if George might have asked him what that's all about, instead of asking if Voyager has that gold disk on it, which has been public knowledge for forty years and in any case could be found by an instant wiki search.

[pate]

To anyone still listening or reading may I suggest:

Morphine - Early To Bed

I perhaps may stay up and stare into the void, it's a blind void so I don't imagine it will stare back...  (that's thar is sum Neisxhte disambiguation iffen hievah seen wun)

[pate]

...an instant wiki search...

Jorch's shoe perp is beyond sublime.  How dare you sir?  Have you no sense of decency?

[Nick el Ass]

Twisted Sister, hahaha.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Would have been nice, since guest has a new book called "The Interstellar Age", if George might have asked him what that's all about, instead of asking if Voyager has that gold disk on it, which has been public knowledge for forty years and in any case could be found by an instant wiki search.

You know, I was interviewing Jimmy Hoffa several years ago, and he told me my smart phone had more firepower than the Apollo!  Amazing!