George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

What really drives Jorch out of his mind is how there are always plenty of guests reading this page.

He doesn't know who they are.  Of course, some probably work around him.  How could they not satisfy their curiosity and silently share in our uproarious laughter?

See, a guy like Stalin could easily have people who made public or private jokes about him arrested.

The writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn, for example, spent years in a labor camp for making a Stalin joke -- in a letter to a friend.

While Jorch has said he would like to know who we are -- presumably so that we could be available for retribution -- all he can do is grind his teeth and lash out like a kook about his detractors who "eat rats for dinner."

[21st Century Man]

waterloo was just played a few nights ago...

Damn it.  I guess I missed that show.  Well has he played I Know There's Something Going On by Frida lately? That should be his theme.

[nextgen.fm]

Dave : If they talk about you, you're doing something right

[popple]

Apparently another host was talkin smack about Jorch the other night and a caller was enraged!

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "ISIS is an acronym, that's for sure."

Good thinking.  Yes, it certainly is an acronym, you dumbass.

[zeebo]

Did he just say he didnt know what Isis meant...ok george...

Well he did know it was an acronym.  Which means he also knows what an acronym is.  All in all, I'm pretty impressed.

[Gd5150]

George gave a great lesson on how to cheat on your wife. "Sorry I'm late honey, I was in a different dimension". I'm gonna try it!

[nextgen.fm]

Jorch:  "ISIS is an acronym, that's for sure."

Good thinking.  Yes, it certainly is an acronym, you dumbass.

 

[popple]

George gave a great lesson on how to cheat on your wife. "Sorry I'm late honey, I was in a different dimension". I'm gonna try it!

"You were in that portal down the street again weren't you!!!"

[Gd5150]

One can't help but respect the connection coast to coast has with the Native American people's.

Art over the years with "Red Elk".

And tonight, George speaks with "Two Smokes". I haven't been that moved by the white man connecting with the native man since "Dances With Wolves".

[Major Ed Damien]

Something extra funny may happen tonight.

I don't think this fill-in call screener is as protective of Jorch or nearly as alert as the currently ill Tommy.

[21st Century Man]

One can't help but respect the connection coast to coast has with the Native American people's.

Art over the years with "Red Elk".

And tonight, George speaks with "Two Smokes". I haven't been that moved by the white man connecting with the native man since "Dances With Wolves".

Maybe Elizabeth Warren will call in next.

[zeebo]

"You were in that portal down the street again weren't you!!!"

"You expect me to buy that psychic vampire excuse again??"

[Hulk Hoagland]

This caller was "beat to death" yet somehow is still able to talk about it on the radio. This caller Is a real American hero

[Major Ed Damien]

This caller was "beat to death" yet somehow is still able to talk about it on the radio. This caller Is a real American hero

LOL

That reminds me of an "Open Lines" caller once who mentioned being "drownded."

[Hulk Hoagland]

Wait...what? George is replacing this website?

[21st Century Man]

I wish you were going through a new metamorphosis, George.  One where you actually developed a brain.  Oh, I'm sorry George.  You actually pronounced metamorphosis correctly. Keep it up, George.

[Major Ed Damien]

I wonder if Jorch ever worries about the ghosts of these decapitated ISIS victims coming back to haunt him for how he runs them down so often, in effect, describing them as docile cowards -- while he himself would be the sole heroic Rambo figure.

[popple]

Why would he be outside cooking?

[Hulk Hoagland]

Where's our shout out? George is racist!

[SnapT]

Why would he be outside cooking?

Greg The Cook is an OUTSIDE COOK, apparently!  That's big news.

[21st Century Man]

George interviewing Sirhan Sirhan.

"That was somethin' when yew shot John Lennon.  What were yew thinkin' at that moment?  Yew're lucky Jack Ruby didn't get 'cha."

[popple]

Greg The Cook is an OUTSIDE COOK, apparently!  That's big news.

Can you make pizza rolls outta snow?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just degraded Tommy once again by threatening to lock him up in Alcatraz.

There really is a "Fifty Shades of Gravy" going on with poor fat Tommy.  He eats even more to muffle the pain of a sycophant's miserable existence -- living daily in the shadow of an imbecile wearing a wig.

[Heather Wade]

Can you make pizza rolls outta snow?

If you could, Georgie would still find a way to injure himself with them.  Someone put a cork on his fork before he puts an eye out.

[popple]

Sounds like the weegee gave yew the heebeejizzies

[Major Ed Damien]

George interviewing Sirhan Sirhan.

"That was somethin' when you shot John Lennon.  What were yew thinkin' at that moment?  You're lucky Jack Ruby didn't get 'cha."

"So tell me about the Grassy Knoll, Sirhan.  Can I just use one Sirhan?  Saying it twice sounds like I'm making a spell over a Ouija board.  And we all know how opposed I am to Ouija boards."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If you could, Georgie would still find a way to injure himself with them.  Someone put a cork on his fork before he puts an eye out.

Yeah, Tommy's deathly sick.  The last thing he needs is a late night call from a terrified George suffering from a freezy headache.

[21st Century Man]

I think Jorch should make a point to go after the Royal Family.  Mention it every night, Jorch.   Devote the short segment following the news to expose this conspiracy. You go get 'em, Jorch.

[popple]

This Cornelius character....

Jorch doesn't eat anything from fans. Maybe Tommy should be his royal tester.