George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Eeergh, the old "What's your best story ever?" question.  Just once I want the guest to respond with "Why George, what's your best turkee sammich ever you friggin doofus?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks.  Great job on the lyrics, GFP.

Lol thanks.  I just had that song going around in my mind and thought I'd try to break the boredom.

[popple]

"scared the bee gee geez?... or bejizzies outta yew" - jorch

[popple]

Jorch just gave some pretty good advice. He said when you see the icons for their facebook and twitter just "click away"

[Nick el Ass]

"scared the bee gee geez?... or bejizzies outta yew" - jorch

He gave up just saying "whatever they call it."

[Major Ed Damien]

You are on fire tonight, Major.

Thanks for your support!

Have you noticed how Jorch has gotten progressively more insane since the arrival of Major Ed Damien?

One meltdown last Friday and two shout-outs (shrieks, rather) since I arrived.  I won't be modest about it.

I'm a private contractor specializing in psychological operations.  Governments around the world hire me to drive certain individuals like Jorch up a fucking wall.

You're seeing the results and so is everybody around Jorch.

[coaster]

the bee gees are terrifying. Someone played a record at a party once and I nearly lost it. The Fear set in.

[Bellathor]

Jorch just gave some pretty good advice. He said when you see the icons for their facebook and twitter just "click away"

Almost as good as the advice he gave earlier on "how to podcast":  "Just hook up your little device and in the morning it'll be ready to go." Or something like that.

[BattyBrooke]

Thanks for your support!

Have you noticed how Jorch has gotten progressively more insane since the arrival of Major Ed Damien?

One meltdown last Friday and two shout-outs (shrieks, rather) since I arrived.  I won't be modest about it.

I'm a private contractor specializing in psychological operations.  Governments around the world hire me to drive certain individuals like Jorch up a fucking wall.

You're seeing the results and so is everybody around Jorch.

I *have* noticed a change, though I thog

[Nick el Ass]

Almost as good as the advice he gave earlier on "how to podcast":  "Just hook up your little device and in the morning it'll be ready to go." Or something like that.

That is how Tommy's vibrator works, and he got them confused.

[Major Ed Damien]

I *have* noticed a change, though I thog

I'm doing this operation pro bono, however -- for humanitarian reasons.

[BattyBrooke]

Thanks for your support!

Have you noticed how Jorch has gotten progressively more insane since the arrival of Major Ed Damien?

One meltdown last Friday and two shout-outs (shrieks, rather) since I arrived.  I won't be modest about it.

I'm a private contractor specializing in psychological operations.  Governments around the world hire me to drive certain individuals like Jorch up a fucking wall.

You're seeing the results and so is everybody around Jorch.

I *have* noticed a change, thought I thought someone may have gifted him a 100 year old bottle of whiskey, that or Bill Cosby made him tea for a headache.

Keep up the good fight!

[Juan Cena]

Thanks for your support!

Have you noticed how Jorch has gotten progressively more insane since the arrival of Major Ed Damien?

One meltdown last Friday and two shout-outs (shrieks, rather) since I arrived.  I won't be modest about it.

I'm a private contractor specializing in psychological operations.  Governments around the world hire me to drive certain individuals like Jorch up a fucking wall.

You're seeing the results and so is everybody around Jorch.

You should make Snorge ingest whatever stuff Connie Willis was on last Satruday night.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm doing this operation pro bono, however -- for humanitarian reasons.

Better off pro bono than Sonny Bono, or just plain Bono.

[Major Ed Damien]

You should make Snorge ingest whatever stuff Connie Willis was on last Satruday night.

There's absolutely no need to do that, Juan.

You see, Jorch's damaged (and abnormal) brain makes its own hallucinogens and bad chemicals.

It's kind of like how a vagina makes its own wonderful gravy -- if-you-know-whuttum-sayin.'

Also, as Napoleon once said, "Never interfere with the enemy when he is busy destroying himself."

[popple]

Jorch is tryna be funny 

[popple]

"Go by and see my old horse farm for me"

Why does he want people to go to his horse farm so bad? Is sumptin hidden there he needs exposed? Someone check the missing children reports from the time Jorch bought the farm until he sold it.

[zeebo]

the bee gees are terrifying. Someone played a record at a party once and I nearly lost it. The Fear set in.

No one can wear pants that tight without some kind of dark magic.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Go by and see my old horse farm for me"

Why does he want people to go to his horse farm so bad? Is sumptin hidden there he needs exposed? Someone check the missing children reports from the time Jorch bought the farm until he sold it.

It's kinda sad how the only person who wants to talk about Jorch's horse farm is Jorch.

He's desperate for someone -- anyone -- to be impressed about an acquisition tens of thousands of people in this country successfully operate.

Jorch's horse farm was evidently a failure; otherwise, he'd still have it or be a partner in the enterprise.

[Nick el Ass]

I only have one finger in mind for Jorch.

[Nick el Ass]

"Go by and see my old horse farm for me"

Why does he want people to go to his horse farm so bad? Is sumptin hidden there he needs exposed? Someone check the missing children reports from the time Jorch bought the farm until he sold it.

He buried Jimmy Hoffa there. We all know Jorch was the last to see him because he will never stop telling people.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I would have probably called it a ranch but given George's likely extensive hands-on experience  : I guess I'll defer to him.

[zeebo]

I would have probably called it a ranch but given George's likely extensive hands-on experience  : I guess I'll defer to him.

Are horse farms where they grow horses?

[Major Ed Damien]

Are horse farms where they grow horses?

Jorch even hired Mexicans to pick them.

[sydtron]

Al Stewart.  Nice.  I wonder what other chlassiks we will hear tonight?

[21st Century Man]

First, Hazlewood and Sinatra. Now Al Stewart.  George is heavy on the Art bumpers tonight.  I assume we'll be hearing Dancing Queen at the top of the next hour.  I wish someone would slip in Waterloo.  Maybe that would signal the end of Noory's tenure on Coast.

[Morgus]

wish someone would slip in Waterloo.  Maybe that would signal the end of Noory's tenure on Coast.

waterloo was just played a few nights ago...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I would have probably called it a ranch but given George's likely extensive hands-on experience  : I guess I'll defer to him.

Mmmmm.. Maybe Noory was right.

[popple]

Jorch thinks it ISIS would put 21 people on him if he tried to fight his way out of a beheading.

[nextgen.fm]

Did he just say he didnt know what Isis meant...ok george...