George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

I think Jorch should make a point to go after the Royal Family.  Mention it every night, Jorch.  You go get 'em, Jorch.

I wonder how a dumbass like Jorch would appreciate being accused of a murder based upon the same non-evidence.

Can't you just hear his angry grunts? 

[popple]

HELLO JORCH!

Did you play Dancing Queen for your horses?

[Major Ed Damien]

"My new studio is so huge . . . it's about the size of my old horse farm.  Did I tell you about my horse farm tonight?  It was big too, as well."

"Can somebody massage my ass?"

[popple]

I can't believe Jorch pretended to walk to the other side of the studio by simply leaning away from his mic when he was talking.

LMAO @ him telling this caller that John B. Wells got taken away in the mothership though.

I think Jorch was the first to turn into the robot because his consciousness was only a few megabites to store.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch's smarminess is shining right now. The mothership took Welles away. Maybe they will come back for you. You are the captain of the mothership. They need you.

  Yeah I can tell that you were one of the first robots, Jorch.   You clearly predate Maschinenmensch from Metropolis. They just imbued you with a chip for motor skills and small talk.  Very small talk.

[SnapT]

George is on a roll tonight.  John B. Wells both "faded away" and was taken by a mothership, and George is still a robot!  That boy has an active imagination, it's like something out of a TWILIGHT ZONE movie.

[Major Ed Damien]

Love the way Jorch is obviously not on friendly terms with these cast-offs like Wells and doesn't even speak to them.  Jorch has to resort to absurdities in a lame effort to obscure all the animosity.

So funny.

[popple]

Tommy is gonna hear about how Georgie ran wild while he was away! He's not gonna be pleased.

[21st Century Man]

Sinatra and Martin wouldn't tell you the time, Jorch, much less come on your show.

[SnapT]

I love how whenever anybody EVER mentions Art Bell, George must say "That was a loooooong time ago!  Waygone back!"

[zeebo]

George being a robot actually make sense, no wonder he thinks Billy Mumy's his best friend. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is free to flex his broadcasting muscle without the ol' ball and chain.

[zeebo]

He's a robot that longs to be in the Rat Pack.  Sounds like the worst Pixar movie ever.

[21st Century Man]

I love how whenever anybody EVER mentions Art Bell, George must say "That was a loooooong time ago!  Waygone back!"

I hope Art comes back long enough to sink the ratings of his old show.  I bet Jorch takes the show in a new direction before it fails completely.  More infotainment and skunk oil salesmen. Ok, not a new direction but no more paranormal shows.

[Major Ed Damien]

Sinatra's decent hairpiece wouldn't piss on Jorch Noory if he was on fire.  Dean Martin wouldn't let Jorch bring him a drink. 

Can't you just hear Dean Martin?

"What the hell was that trying to speak to us, Frank?  It was like some kind of turd with feet."

[Morgus]

George being a robot actually make sense, no wonder he thinks Billy Mumy's his best friend.

"Danger, danger, Tommy  - those haters are at it again."

[SnapT]

George being a robot actually make sense, no wonder he thinks Billy Mumy's his best friend.

"Noory, you BUBBLE-HEADED BOOBY!"

[21st Century Man]

Sinatra's decent hairpiece wouldn't piss on Jorch Noory if he was on fire.  Dean Martin wouldn't let Jorch bring him a drink. 

Can't you just hear Dean Martin?

"What the hell was that trying to speak to us, Frank?  It was like some kind of turd with feet."

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Morgus]

"Noory, you BUBBLE-HEADED BOOBY!"

"Neanderthal Ninny" 

[popple]

George is a G

[21st Century Man]

Oh gee, Lisa Garr is back tomorrow.   I guess I'll find a movie to watch.

[Scully]

Lisa Garr is now Jorch's "dear friend." 

Which one of you guys is on the phone with "G" right now? 

[zeebo]

...Which one of you guys is on the phone with "G" right now? 

Haha, I thought I heard that.  Now "G" is showin' his game with a belly dancer.

[zeebo]

..."Danger, danger, Tommy  - those haters are at it again."

"Warning!  Warning!  My programming sucks!"

[Morgus]

Lisa Garr is now Jorch's "dear friend." 

so was John B Wells until he got him fired...

[21st Century Man]

It's too bad Ufo Phil didn't mention Art in his stupid song. Then I wouldn't hear it anymore.

[PB the Deplorable]

George interviewing Sirhan Sirhan.

"That was somethin' when yew shot John Lennon...

George would call him John Lemmon

[PB the Deplorable]

This caller was "beat to death" yet somehow is still able to talk about it on the radio. This caller Is a real American hero

George once introduced a guest as having been 'mortally wounded' several years ago

[PB the Deplorable]

Well he did know it was an acronym.  Which means he also knows what an acronym is...

Don't be so sure  :

[albrecht]

Which has better odds. That I will win Powerball or that a report to Davenport will not be "very interesting?"
-GNS