George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him... And did he say something about being friends with the prince of Monaco?

Not only does George know young Albert, it was he who introduced Grace Kelly to Prince Rainier.

Sometimes they quarrel, because George insists on calling him Prince Albert In A Can

[Nick el Ass]

Yeah, George. Burning people alive is conducive to selling organs afterward.  Oh and George, have you ever heard of drugs? They can make a person docile.  Here we go with the nukes again except now he says we should bring the ISIS heads to an army encampment and blow up a nuke in the distance so they get the message.  Brilliant idea from our Motor City Moron.

I thought the exact same thing when Jorch made comments about those ISIS has killed being used to harvest organs. Nothing beats a nice crispy heart, or lungs. I have also read many times that they have made statements themselves that they drugged their captives before burning them to death, or shooting them... but we know Jorch does absolutely no research on the topics he blathers on about nightly. I'm also all for having Jorch host this meeting of all the ISIS members that he mentioned in his plan to gather them all in one place, and if they capture him then they are doing the world a favor.


The response to his plea for help will look something like this.

[Nick el Ass]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him... And did he say something about being friends with the prince of Monaco?

He claimed he knew the man, but in reality he only knew the name because Tommy kept asking him to get a prince albert style piercing. In all reality I think Jorch is on the same level as Brian Williams, and likes to make himself seem more important than he really is... which only makes him look like a pathetic name dropping fool. Jorch went so far as to mentioned seeing Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, and that Bobby came over to his table despite not knowing who he was... but I have a hard time believing that because Jorch isn't even in his league.

[pate]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him... And did he say something about being friends with the prince of Monaco?

Jorch affects (2nd definition) a Monocle now?  Perhaps he should doo a story on that tonight:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/21/harry-wallop-monocles-are-for-evil-villains-and-those-with-a-loose-grip-on-reality-not-the-prince-of-wales/

Coinkydink!

-GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

The part where Monroe was killed by the order of the Kennedys seems very plausible. Probably Joe called the "shot" no pun intended. Killing her probably pissed off Frank, between that and Bobby going after the Mafia capos that got Kennedy elected, that was the end of JFK & RFK.

Joseph Kennedy Sr. suffered a massive stroke in December of 1961 and was pretty much a doorstop.  Marilyn Monroe died in August of 1962.

[Major Ed Damien]

1.Thomas Noguchi was also the coroner on the Tate murders (I forget if he also did the LaBianca murders).  Vincent Bugliosi in his book "Helter Skelter" (written with Curtis Gans) described Noguchi's work in very unflattering terms. 

Vincent Bugliosi's book about Manson was co-authored by Curt Gentry.

[Morgus]

Noory's favorite Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" is scheduled to air tonight on Me-TV...

[NoMoreNoory]

He claimed he knew the man, but in reality he only knew the name because Tommy kept asking him to get a prince albert style piercing. In all reality I think Jorch is on the same level as Brian Williams, and likes to make himself seem more important than he really is... which only makes him look like a pathetic name dropping fool. Jorch went so far as to mentioned seeing Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, and that Bobby came over to his table despite not knowing who he was... but I have a hard time believing that because Jorch isn't even in his league.

That was weird, wasn't it? That Brown took the time to go to Joorch's table in complete ignorance of who he was. Really? It's funny how many of these stories happen in restaurants. You can imagine him in LA, excitedly swiveling his beady eyes round the room to see which celebs he can spot, and talking too loudly about it if he does. I bet Brown went to his table because he was fed up of Noory staring at him.
He twice told us with heavily prurient emphasis that, while Bobby looked great, Whitney was 'wasted'.

[pate]

Noory's favorite Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" is scheduled to air tonight on Me-TV...

Crap, that means he's not going to have as much time to do research on tonight's guest and have his usual penetrating questions.  I doo hope he can wing it!  Gawrsh, there's a chance tonight's shoe just might suck...

I hope Tommee isn't noodling next to him on the couch while Jorch is watching, those Cue Cards HAVE to be legible, or Dave will just flub the lines...

I am afraid.

-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That was weird, wasn't it? That Brown took the time to go to Joorch's table in complete ignorance of who he was. Really? It's funny how many of these stories happen in restaurants. You can imagine him in LA, excitedly swiveling his beady eyes round the room to see which celebs he can spot, and talking too loudly about it if he does. I bet Brown went to his table because he was fed up of Noory staring at him.
He twice told us with heavily prurient emphasis that, while Bobby looked great, Whitney was 'wasted'.

George's favourite restaurant has reserved a spot for him they call the Blue Grotto.  It's a fancy name for the little nook in the corner between the busboy station and the restrooms.  Whenever a customer heads to the head, George can say they came over to his table.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is thrilled when he's sitting in a restaurant and people at another table point in his direction, whispering excitedly.

He's too stupid, however, to realize that they're saying:

"Look at that guy over there with the mustache and the wig . . . slurping his spaghetti.  Doesn't he remind you of Saddam Hussein?  That's Saddam eating spaghetti."

But Jorch whispers to Tommy:  "I think I've just been spotted."

And Tommy always replies, "That's one of the downsides of being famous like you are, George."

Jorch:  "That's no downside at all.  I love be-een recognized.  It's like be-een a rock star, like Franki Valli."

[Falkie2013]

Noory's favorite Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" is scheduled to air tonight on Me-TV...

A number of To Serve Man items are available on Ebay. There's even a tshirt out there somewhere and an Ipad case.



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[Nick el Ass]

That was weird, wasn't it? That Brown took the time to go to Joorch's table in complete ignorance of who he was. Really? It's funny how many of these stories happen in restaurants. You can imagine him in LA, excitedly swiveling his beady eyes round the room to see which celebs he can spot, and talking too loudly about it if he does. I bet Brown went to his table because he was fed up of Noory staring at him.
He twice told us with heavily prurient emphasis that, while Bobby looked great, Whitney was 'wasted'.

I bet Jorch called him over to his table, and flipped his 100% rat hair wig when Bobby didn't recognize him despite being such a famous face on the radio (hehe)... and that is when he decided to trash his wife for revenge. Never cross a Noorie is the old family motto, or so I have heard. Since he demanded where we lived I want to know where this restaurant is out there in Cali so I never run into him, or Tommy in the nearest alley.

[136 or 142]

Vincent Bugliosi's book about Manson was co-authored by Curt Gentry.

I'm Jewish, and in Hebrew Gentry and Gans mean the same thing.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm Jewish, and in Hebrew Gentry and Gans mean the same thing.

I make the distinction because there is another author publishing under the name Curtis Gans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Gans

Do "Curt" and "Curtis" also mean the same thing in Hebrew?

[136 or 142]

Yes, I know of Gans and his political work.  Thanks for the correction. 

"Curt" means in Hebrew the writer of this is a shmuck with a bad memory while "Curtis" means the writer of this is a shmuck with a really bad memory.

[Major Ed Damien]

Yes, I know of Gans and his political work.  Thanks for the correction. 

"Curt" means in Hebrew the writer of this is a shmuck with a bad memory while "Curtis" means the writer of this is a shmuck with a really bad memory.

Congratulations on being Jewish.

I have often wished that I was Jewish.  The best I can do is to pretend to be Philip Roth . . . badly.

[nextgen.fm]

A number of To Serve Man items are available on Ebay. There's even a tshirt out there somewhere and an Ipad case.

watching now

the alien reminds of jorch

Just a question, is this a famous episode of twilight zone?

I hope George is watching!

EDIT: just finished it! haha...now I get the title, or in George's case, it may be "To serve rat"

[Dateline]

Congratulations Norry you have made it in Cali.

Communication is cheap.

People are disposable as in they mean nothing, just someone to use and forget.

[pate]

Oh boy, I was starting to worry that I'd get notheeng accomplished today.  I'm happy to report that I just took a shit.  I think I in some way now understand how Jorch must feel after he completes a show...

-GNS

[popple]

Yeah. Georgeie really has to keep pushing hard until the end.

[Nick el Ass]

I can feel the suck has already started tonight.

[zeebo]

Great .. one of my fave guests, Robert Zubrin, is on tonite.  Two problems though -

1) He's on in the second half, after yet another intuitive/psychologist type which I have zero interest in

2) When Noory interviews actual scientists he has a knack for completely wasting the opportunity with silly, generic, disjointed questions which show how completely uninformed and uninterested he is in the topics.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George once again has demonstrated the depth of analysis of a gnat regarding ISIS proving he has no personal understanding of suffering or struggle.

[Bellathor]

Jorch seems really concerned with ISIS.  I'm worried for him.

[Hulk Hoagland]

George doesn't realize that ISIS does mock beheadings several times before they do it for real. Prisoners fight back the first few times but eventually give up. George is a dolt.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is a moron, and his quote of the night will be "I'd rather be dead than on my knees getting my head cut off."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I'd rather be dead than on my knees getting my head cut off."



Right, idiot.

They give you a menu.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch is repeating his little homily from last night about how calmly the Egyptian Christians beheaded by ISIS on a beach seemed to be accepting their fate and how, he, Joorch, would have been fighting to his last breath. He's dragged Peter Breggin on, who is calmly trying to explain in language a five year old could understand something of the emotional and psychological processes involved. Too much for Joorchie, who still doesn't get it. Idiot.

[HorrorRetro]

He's a sick fuck. He really is. Sure, he'd fight to his least breath. Yeah, as soon as there were rumblings of war, he made a quick exit from his paper-pushing Naval Reserve job. That kind of fight, Jorch?