George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch would have offered to perform fellatio on the whole bunch of them for life, and then had them on the air with him and Alex Jones to blame America for all the bad stuff that has happened.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch (to ISIS captor):  "I'm going to fight like hell to my death before I'll let you cut my head off."


Whack.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's self-image:

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George's actual image:

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[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is turning the show into one about himself, and his aunt who wrote a book no one knows about... and then died when the radio fell in the tub with her.

[NoMoreNoory]

I was waiting, too, to hear what his point is. So the hostages seem too calm to Joorch. So, OK, what does he think is going on? What's his analysis? Is it a false flag? Do the hostages have fake heads on? Is the video edited with a cutaway to a row of shop mannequins? What exactly?
Nothing. Nothing at all.

[NoMoreNoory]

Jorch is turning the show into one about himself, and his aunt who wrote a book no one knows about... and then died when the radio fell in the tub with her.

Yes! Aunt Toyota Corolla alert!!

[Major Ed Damien]

I was waiting, too, to hear what his point is. So the hostages seem too calm to Joorch. So, OK, what does he think is going on? What's his analysis? Is it a false flag? Do the hostages have fake heads on? Is the video edited with a cutaway to a row of shop mannequins? What exactly?
Nothing. Nothing at all.

You might as well be looking for a bone in a polyp, my friend.

[michio]

I was going to post this last night but thought sNoory's lack of understanding stopped there. Obviously, the man's faux bravery and egomaniac bravado knows no end. It took the psychiatrist to explain it to him, but I'm certain the psychiatrist's words went in one of sNoory's hairy ears, swirled around the hollow chamber finding nothing to adhere to, and then exited the other ear untouched by anything resembling a higher intelligence. It was a valiant try, Breggin, but you're wasting your time and breath with that one. Trust us, we know him.

Did sNoory bother to think that the thugs in ISIS routinely stage mock executions on their captives so the captives never know what's really about to happen?  It's called breaking the will of another human, for his information. Did the "newsman" put himself into their place to feel their fear and probable eventual emotional numbness from all they've suffered?  Did the sNooron take a minute to think that they may have been beaten within inches of their lives, had their food and water withheld for extended periods of time, might be living in their own filth, and who knows what other form of mentally and physically brutal treatment they may have been forced to endure?  Did the sNooron use his intellectual prowess to think that there are times he should do the right thing and keep his over-opinionated, shallow thoughts to himself, to not freely share his idiocy, and not act as if he knows everything about everything? Can it, you bloviating "newsman" amateur.

[Nick el Ass]

I was waiting, too, to hear what his point is. So the hostages seem too calm to Joorch. So, OK, what does he think is going on? What's his analysis? Is it a false flag? Do the hostages have fake heads on? Is the video edited with a cutaway to a row of shop mannequins? What exactly?
Nothing. Nothing at all.

That sums up Jorch's whole career.

[zeebo]

Attention Bill the AAA, you only have 90 mins. left to compose your call to Dr. Zubrin, complete with an introduction about yourself and a preface with various scientific citations for context, followed by the core 3-part interrelated question with follow-up comment.  Also you should by now have already taken any stimulants you require to ensure your standard communication style of escalating anxiety, manic eagerness, and delusions of grandeur.

[Juan Cena]

George's self-image:

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George's actual image:

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I'd imagine Snorge would have gone AWOL like Randy Orton if he was ordered into a combat situation.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch listens to Neil Sedaka songs while watching ISIS beheading videos.

[Nick el Ass]

More creepy music for a female guest.

[Juan Cena]

Jorch is turning the show into one about himself, and his aunt who wrote a book no one knows about... and then died when the radio fell in the tub with her.

Which is why Snorge hasn't taken a bath in 20 years.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch actually looks like something you'd see on a Tarot card.

"The Idiot Jester with His Retarded Wig."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Attention Bill the AAA, you only have 90 mins. left to compose your call to Dr. Zubrin, complete with an introduction about yourself and a preface with various scientific citations for context, followed by the core 3-part interrelated question with follow-up comment.  Also you should by now have already taken any stimulants you require to ensure your standard communication style of escalating anxiety, manic eagerness, and delusions of grandeur.

Haha.  Bill, don't forget to review the technical details of the Dawn and New Horizon missions so you can school the good doctor as part of your three-part question.

[Immy]

He's a sick fuck. He really is. Sure, he'd fight to his least breath. Yeah, as soon as there were rumblings of war, he made a quick exit from his paper-pushing Naval Reserve job. That kind of fight, Jorch? 

Brilliant!

[Nick el Ass]

Which is why Snorge hasn't taken a bath in 20 years.

Hearing his idiotic comments makes me want to go take a bath with a radio.

[Heather Wade]

Two items:

1- You are all mean bastards.

2- I love this thread.

You're welcome, Mr. Dude.

Hearing his idiotic comments makes me want to go take a bath with a radio.

This is why I can't turn on the Nooron anymore.  There was an 'incident'.

[Juan Cena]

Jorch listens to Neil Sedaka songs while watching ISIS beheading videos.

Or the Bee-Gee's "Got To Get A Message to You."

[Nick el Ass]

You're welcome, Mr. Dude.

This is why I can't turn on the Nooron anymore.  There was an 'incident'.

I'm glad you were able to recover to be here with us.

[goldendeal]

Jorch's next guest....

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Guest: Your gut has lots of nerve endings, you should listen to it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch should do a motivational DVD for potential ISIS captives.

It could end with:

"Whatever you do, don't let them cut your head off.  Stay safe, my friends."

[Nick el Ass]

The guest is giving other people's predictions, hahaha.

[Juan Cena]

Guest: Your gut has lots of nerve endings, you should listen to it.

Snorge gets on my nerve endings every weeknight.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow.

A psychic talking to a psycho.

[Hulk Hoagland]

"How do you do the tarot?"

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch should get the fool, or even the death card marking the end of his run as host of Coast to Toast Am.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "People want to be happy."


I laugh to think that there are thousands of hours of hilarious stupidity ahead, thanks to Jorch.

That sure makes me happy, you sub-Stooge.