George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George should've listened to his dad and finished his dentistry schooling.

Imagine George being your dentist....

What could go wrong?

Dentist office catches fire

[Louisville]

Guest: I don't forsee an attack on American soil by ISIS.
GN: Well, I hope you're wrong.

I heard that, & would normally be stunned,
until I sadly considered the source . . .

First time poster, long time post Art Bell sufferer! ($%^&)

When the Nooron tried to talk the female guest
into singing Happy Birthday Mr. President - like
the Late Marilyn Monroe, I couldn't believe it!

Felt like it was intimidating, rude, crude, lascivious,
bordering on being a form of sexual harassment.

To her credit she refused.

It is SO Exasperating, sadly after Clyde Lewis goes
off the air @ 2AM central time, Snoory is the only
thing on the air worth listening to.

I feel everyone's pain on here, because it is
just SO SAD

Cheers All!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Zubrin is recommending bombing out IRAN's oil port! 

George: d'uh yup!  That would sure show ISIS wouldn't it?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

From the Website: "Aerospace engineer Dr. Robert Zubrin comments on space stories in the news."

George turns the topic to oil and the Middle East.

Also, Zubin suggests bombing the main source of oil (Iran) for Japan , India, and South Korea. All of our allies in East Asia. Good thinking braniac.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I heard that, & would normally be stunned,
until I sadly considered the source . . .

First time poster, long time post Art Bell sufferer! ($%^&)

When the Nooron tried to talk the female guest
into singing Happy Birthday Mr. President - like
the Late Marilyn Monroe, I couldn't believe it!

Felt like it was intimidating, rude, crude, lascivious,
bordering on being a form of sexual harassment.

To her credit she refused.

It is SO Exasperating, sadly after Clyde Lewis goes
off the air @ 2AM central time, Snoory is the only
thing on the air worth listening to.

I feel everyone's pain on here, because it is
just SO SAD

Cheers All!

That's how I felt too.

[Nick el Ass]

I heard that, & would normally be stunned,
until I sadly considered the source . . .

First time poster, long time post Art Bell sufferer! ($%^&)

When the Nooron tried to talk the female guest
into singing Happy Birthday Mr. President - like
the Late Marilyn Monroe, I couldn't believe it!

Felt like it was intimidating, rude, crude, lascivious,
bordering on being a form of sexual harassment.

To her credit she refused.

It is SO Exasperating, sadly after Clyde Lewis goes
off the air @ 2AM central time, Snoory is the only
thing on the air worth listening to.

I feel everyone's pain on here, because it is
just SO SAD

Cheers All!

Welcome aboard, and yes Jorch is really creepy when it comes to talking with female callers and guests alike. I was really happy when the before mentioned caller shot him down even though he sounded really pissed she wouldn't do it. The drinks are to the left and the rat is to the right... so enjoy your stay on the U.S.S. BellGab.

[zeebo]

From the Website: "Aerospace engineer Dr. Robert Zubrin comments on space stories in the news."

George turns the topic to oil and the Middle East.

Zubrin does know alot about energy issues (whether one agrees with him or not is another story), but yeah I tuned in because I wanna hear about space n' stuff.

[goldendeal]

Zubrin is recommending bombing out IRAN's oil port! 

George: d'uh yup!  That would sure show ISIS wouldn't it?

A few months ago Jorch told a caller “I have a policy, we don't do politics on this show, there are plenty of other shows for that"


Hmmm... Is that right you ghoulish son of a bitch, politics is all I hear out  of your Novocain numbed mouth.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Holy shit, Zubin wants to squeeze every tax dollar out of me he can.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'd be amazed if they've spent ten minutes on space, and Zubrin sounds like a bitter zionist when it comes to politics.

[zeebo]

Great, Noory waxing on about his ghoulish puzzlements, followed by Cornelius calling in about the End Times.  Wtf I wanna hear about actual Mars mission/colony ideas - Zubrin can talk about all kinds of interesting stuff if prompted in that direction. 

[Scully]

A few months ago Jorch told a caller “I have a policy, we don't do politics on this show, there are plenty of other shows for that"


Hmmm... Is that right you ghoulish son of a bitch, politics is all I hear out  of your Novocain numbed mouth.

I will always wonder if Jorch actually believes the lies he spouts so glibly. 

[nextgen.fm]

Lol I love that promo with george talking about the hand held nuke rocket launcher and ITS OVER FOR US

[goldendeal]

I will always wonder if Jorch actually believes the lies he spouts so glibly. 

What Jorch was feebly trying to say is, "we don't discuss politics on this show, UNLESS you agree with me"

[goldendeal]

Yes I do Jorch, I do feel violated, I feel violated every night you are hosting the show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George, either retire and let someone with knowledge and curiosity do the program, or turn it into the crappiest right wing political show on radio so none of us traditional Coast to Coast listeners will ever be tempted to tune in for this trash.

[zeebo]

Oh jeez, I knew it was coming, ye olde "our smartphones have more power than the Apollo mission computers" ...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Only 6 months (each way) in a room the size of a prison cell with other people (no going outside either).

[zeebo]

Only 6 months (each way) in a room the size of a prison cell with other people (no going outside either).

Dude, one word:  holodeck.

[michio]

sNoory, it's not "firepower" in your smartphone, it's computing power, you nuclear weapons obsessed and war hawk dimwit. Thank any gods listening that you don't control our nuclear weapons arsenal because there would be no nuclear weapons arsenal left by now, and the planet would be deep into WWIII.

sNoory's dementia is acting up. He had to ask space guy Zubrin what he thought about the ISIS captives remaining calm, as if Zubrin had special insight into their mindset. sNoory needs professional help, but PremRat will not throw him a lifeline and remove him for his own good.

[Northern Nights]

I caught the last 20 mins. just now because I couldn't sleep and I heard Noory ask if there is satellite TV on Mars.  At show's end he didn't know it was over and started to announce the next break.  Now I remember why I stopped tuning in years ago.

[goldendeal]

One of Jorch’s emerging artists’ discoveries. Jorch feels by playing this bumper tune it will  keep him relevant and in touch with the UFO community...


http://youtu.be/3Z2Va7ruWgg

[elbee]

Is this thread worth continuing?

NO

IT ISN'T

[CornyCrow]

Guest: I don't forsee an attack on American soil by ISIS.
GN: Well, I hope you're wrong.

This was just the funniest thing I've heard in a long while. 
There was a pretty long and uncomfortable silence.
The Tarot Lady could not believe her ears.
How do you respond to something like that? 

That man really has some sort of mental problem.
That was after she told him that he was REALLY psychic.

[PB the Deplorable]

I will always wonder if Jorch actually believes the lies he spouts so glibly. 

Well, George isn't sure - he's never thought about it

[Mizak]

O.K. I know it's a couple days late but did anyone catch the first 20 minutes or so with the guy from Elio Motors? You could tell his frustration trying to explain to Nim NUT about his car.He had to keep repeating his answers  about the car from him over and over again.Derpydederp host says he does prep but this proves he does not .You would think he would at least check out the website so he would know What the car at least looks like.I don't remember how many times he had to explain that it had 2 wheels in front,one in back,has front wheel drive etc..He explains in very simple terms  about the car and then idiot asks him again and again cause he just does not get it.What an Ignoramus!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

"I want you ISIS people to know that I am going to do everything in my power to keep you from cutting my head off.  I'm not just going to sit there and let you chop off the only head I have.  I'm just not going to do it.  Unbelievable.  You can't simply take my noggin off without an altercation.  No way am I taking this laying down.  I'm not like all the others.  I'm Jorch Noory of 'Coast-to-Coast AM,' and I was a public affairs officer in the Navy.  I got a paper cut one time.  I would have fought that too, but I didn't see it coming.  Hey!  What are you doing?  Weren't you listeneen?  Gaaaaaagh . . . "

[ItsOver]

...It is SO Exasperating, sadly after Clyde Lewis goes
off the air @ 2AM central time, Snoory is the only
thing on the air worth listening to.

Say what???  Dead air is preferable to El Jorcho.  I'd rather stare at my ceiling and drool than suffer through The Hater of Rattus Norvegicus Connoisseurs. 

[qaddisin]

Guest: I don't forsee an attack on American soil by ISIS.
GN: Well, I hope you're wrong.

It's the inattentive moments like these that give me hope that one day George will really screw up. A hypothetical example:

Guest: makes comment that all [insert race/religion/sexual orientation] should be systematically slaughtered in a gruesome manner

GN: I think so too, as well.

At that point, George would have to apologize and admit that he just does not pay attention, or Premiere would be forced to release him from that 'iron-clad contract'.

[NoMoreNoory]

Guest: I don't forsee an attack on American soil by ISIS.
GN: Well, I hope you're wrong.

Man! Even this battle weary Nooryism vet is aghast at this one. Can anyone post a clip?