George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

Jorch thinks ISIS is too stupid to imagine what a nuke going off looks like so they have to see one go off first -- as a warning.

What a dope.

If Snorge really was dope, would Connie Willis smoke him?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Macho man George plans to use all that grit he gained as naval public relations officer and not go down without a fight against ISIS, should he be captured.

I guess he'll just ignore them when they threaten to cut his gonads off if he makes a fuss.

[Morgus]

And now comes Noory's stock "most fascinating thing" question for the guests...

[21st Century Man]

Who didn't have an affair with Marilyn Monroe? That's apparently the smaller list. Latest tabloids say Reagan also had an affair with Monroe.

[Major Ed Damien]

And now comes Noory's stock "most fascinating thing" question for the guests...

And Jorch obviously let them both know ahead of time that his sparkling question was in the works.

[Major Ed Damien]

Younger-sounding guest:  "Sirhan Sirhan very well was a Manchurian Candidate."

That guy has taken Jorch Noory's "You Too Can Better Speak English Soon Course."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch on the alleged murder of Marilyn Monroe:  "What a great story!"

Not a "sad story" or a "tragic story" -- just a "great story!"

What a completely sick bastard.

But we "eat rats for dinner," so what do we know?

[ItsOver]

Macho man George plans to use all that grit he gained as naval public relations officer and not go down without a fight against ISIS, should he be captured.

I guess he'll just ignore them when they threaten to cut his gonads off if he makes a fuss.

That reminds me of blow hard Jorch's great one minute campaign to save the grid.  Sleep soundly, ISIS. 

[21st Century Man]

I'm not a big fan of the Kennedys.  If they really were guilty of all that they have been accused of, then maybe there is justice in the universe.  Karma can come back and bite you in the ass.

[ItsOver]

Jorch on the alleged murder of Marilyn Monroe:  "What a great story!"

Not a "sad story" or a "tragic story" -- just a "great story!"

What a completely sick bastard.

But we "eat rats for dinner," so what do we know?

Jorch sheds a tear that Marilyn didn't whack herself as a mere child.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That reminds me of blow hard Jorch's great one minute campaign to save the grid.  Sleep soundly, ISIS.

Yeah, I almost forgot about that and I think George did too.

[goldendeal]

[21st Century Man]

The reporters still chum with the Presidents. 

[21st Century Man]

I knew Hoffa was going to come up at some point.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I knew Hoffa was going to come up at some point.

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him... And did he say something about being friends with the prince of Monaco?

[nooryisawesome]

That reminds me of blow hard Jorch's great one minute campaign to save the grid.  Sleep soundly, ISIS.

That lasted 59 seconds longer than his Photoshopped P90x body.

[goldendeal]

Here's an  idea for tomorrow night’s show, Jorch can have a Ouija Board (by Parker Brothers)  reading to conjure up Mary Jo Kopechne, and see what she has to say about the Kennedys...

[21st Century Man]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him.

Maybe George Noory killed Hoffa and has him buried next to the Cave.

[Major Ed Damien]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him...

When the next stage of his dementia sets in, we'll hear that he's Jimmy Hoffa.

[goldendeal]

Jorch Noory's....

[21st Century Man]

Jorch Noory's....

ROTFLMAO!!!

[michio]

Perhaps it is his wig that makes Jorch so self-conscious in front of the camera.  He's worried that the wind outside might raise it up like a black peacock's feathers showing the tape and shit underneath.  Or he feels it might look really off-center. Tommy has mentioned that Jorch obsesses about road signs with missing letters, so maybe there's an OCD component. 

Burnt-out light bulbs drive him to i-N-s-A-n-I-T-y. sNoory has to stop whatever he's doing (even whoopee) to replace the blackened bulb, or make Tommy the Butler/Man-Servant change the bulb for him so he doesn't miss a stroke or have a stroke from anxiety. We're getting OCD warmer.

[ItsOver]

Maybe George Noory killed Hoffa and has him buried next to the Cave.

I think he fed them to the rats, instead of the fishes.  That's what made them so tasty.  Ask Tommy.

[ItsOver]

Jorch Noory's....

Perfect. ) "Sumptheen happeened!"

[aldousburbank]

Two items:

1- You are all mean bastards.

2- I love this thread.

[wr250]

Two items:

1- You are all mean bastards.  rat-eating closeted babies

2- I love this thread.

fixed

[ItsOver]

Two items:

1- You are all mean bastards.

2- I love this thread.

I AM a nuthugging, rat-eating, mean bastard!

[PB the Deplorable]

Two items:

1- You are all mean bastards.

2- I love this thread.

I was a mean baby, weaned on rodent milk. 

Living here in the basement of mom's mud hut, I'm jealous of George having his own cave and a microwave oven

[Zetaspeak]

George has graduated from saying he interviewed Hoffa to saying he knew him... And did he say something about being friends with the prince of Monaco?

Yup, he seems to gone to full Brian Williams mode (well without the charm) It went from I interviewed Hoffa to I KNEW Hoffa (I shocked this ditz even knew OF Hoffa) Now he seems to be buddies with the Prince of Monaco. A few weeks ago Jorch said he saw the new king of Saudi Arabia a while back having lunch, I am sure that will turn into them being best buddies very soon.

Jorch was in "fine form" yesterday. Wondering why people who were captured not just "Pull a Rambo" because you know there's not like a dozen guys surrounding them willing to take them out if them make a false move. Jorch also wonders why they don't see  people trying to escape (because it's not in a video it never happened) even though it's been documented that people have tried to escape just to be met with a horrible end. Let's not even talk about calmly walking the turrrrrrists out and show them a nuke in the desert.

Even though Jorch is fascinated by this subject he's still too retarded to follow the story, asking if Marilyn Monroe died in her house when they had already said several times that it all happened in her guest cottage.

There was another time during the show where the guest was talking and mentioned somebody age (I think Diana) literally the next question Jorch asked "What was her age" and the guest had to repeat what he just said seconds ago lol.

[136 or 142]

There was another time during the show where the guest was talking and mentioned somebody age (I think Diana) literally the next question Jorch asked "What was her age" and the guest had to repeat what he just said seconds ago lol.

I don't remember that.  I thought, with the exception of the ISIS nonsense which shouldn't have been brought up (that GeorgeNooryforPresident also commented on) that Noory did a half decent job tonight.  He seemed interested and mostly asked half decent follow up questions.

1.Thomas Noguchi was also the coroner on the Tate murders (I forget if he also did the LaBianca murders).  Vincent Bugliosi in his book "Helter Skelter" (written with Curtis Gans) described Noguchi's work in very unflattering terms.  I forget if Bugliosi used the word 'incompetent' but he made it clear he found Noguchi's work completely unsatisfactory in two key areas:

A.Noguchi completely failed to record blood subtypes (I personally didn't even know that blood had subtypes, but anyway) and likely didn't even check the blood for subtypes.

B.Rather than check all the blood spatters to determine who they belonged to (and Bugliosi admitted that there was a great deal of blood splatters at the Tate murders), Noguchi merely took samples of the splatters and assumed that all of the nearby splatters were of the same people.

Bugliosi complained that both of these failures caused him no end of trouble at the trial, though obviously they did not prevent him from getting convictions.

Interesting trivia: did you know that Bugliosi and Manson are the same age? One became a great prosecutor and the other became an evil 'right wing hippie' with a highly overrated intelligence.
If any right wingers are offended with the term, it was used commonly at the time to describe Manson (due to his right wing belief favoring authoritarian leadership) although Manson himself according to Bugliosi rejected the term.

2.Regarding Kennedy's likelihood of winning the 1968 Democratic presidential nomination had he not been murdered.
Although nobody can predict what would have happened in the past, this is actually very unlikely.  It should not be forgotten that the delegate selection process was completely different following the 1968 Democratic convention as it was in 1968 (it was changed entirely because of the 1968 process).  In 1968 only 15 states even held primaries/caucuses (if there were any caucuses) and Hubert Humphrey not only did not run in the California primary, he only ran in one primary in total. The vast majority of delegates were state party officials (known as ex-officio delegates, or more famously as the 'men in back rooms smoking cigars') and it was claimed even before the California primary that Humphry had enough support from these delegates to already claim a narrow majority at the convention. Whether these delegates were committed to Humphy or whether they could have switched to backing Robert Kennedy I don't know.  That said, President Johnson made it quite clear that had an anti Vietnam Democrat been nominated he would have endorsed Nixon, and Johnson, despite his unpopularity nationally, still commanded a great deal of loyalty from Democratic party officials.  So, all in all, I, and I believe most mainstream historians conclude that Humphrey would have been the nominee even had Bobby Kennedy survived.

3.Regarding the Kennedy family recent electoral fortunes which a caller brought up
There are two Kennedys holding office presently both in Massachusetts. Thomas Kennedy is a state senator and Joe Kennedy III is a Congressman.  I don't know if either of them have interest in higher office.  The U.S Senate is occupied by two Democrats who both seem likely to want to stay there for awhile: Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey, although both are in their mid to late 60s.  A, by national standards, very liberal Republican just took the governership (Charlie Baker) and I suppose either Kennedy could challenge him in 4 years. Patrick Kennedy was a Congressman from Rhode Island until recently and now heads up an, in my opinion, completely dishonest anti marijuana legalization organization.  Kathleen Kennedy Townsend was Maryland Lieutenant Governor from either 1994 or 1998 until 2002 and was mentioned at the time as the likely contender to be the first woman president along with Hilllary Clinton (and, I suppose Elizabeth Dole on the Republican side) until everything fell apart for her when she lost the race for Maryland governor in 2002.