George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gd5150]

Well, I haven't had time to do it but I wuz thunkering uf dooing a new igNooron Photoshop, we all know who it stars... Haven't had time quite yet, but y'all can have a go at it if you want to before I doo a Jorched-up vuhrshun uf my own:  I was going to start with something like this:

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I hope this doesn't affect entrants, but I'm thinking of asking MV to pay for a Inshyster Memburshit, or Beyawn Bleef membershit for the winner.  Whatddya say, MV?  Make it interesting?  Poll?

edit: if this has already been done, I'll need an adult to delete this post for me.  Thanks!

lol!!! I hated that game as a child.

[Falkie2013]

A confused, stammering British man attempts to explain the world of medical science.

And no licensed M.D. appeared on behalf of vaccination in Jorch's little "debate."

Thus, the whole production was as phony as a mouthful of Carnivora.

My god, no wonder that shit ate Reagan's noodle.


Jorch, you are a dangerously ignorant, semi-retarded, illiterate, mouth-breathing fuckwit who deserves a national radio show about as much as a chimp deserves a machine gun.

Since you mentioned it.

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[Jorch Einstein]

In related health news, it can now be proven that Jorch's flagrant stupidity can be dangerous to your health. After listening to Jorch utter asinine statements and ask idiotic questions on his show, I took my blood pressure, and my systolic blood pressure (top number) was up by 20.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch must be doing backflips since Art probably won't be coming back. I hope Jorch didn't land on his head, dislodge his wig, and incur further brain damage.

Jorch's go-to wig is the BW068.

It is guaranteed never to dislodge and also operates as a helmet to prevent any further brain damage to the wearer.


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The BWO68 comes with an interior tag which reads: 

"Do not machine wash.  Must be dry cleaned by professionals." 

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch's go-to wig is the BW068.

It is guaranteed never to dislodge and also operates as a helmet to prevent any further brain damage to the wearer.


http://www.feeling-flirtatious.co.uk/images/blackmale.jpg


The BWO68 comes with an interior tag which reads: 

"Do not machine wash.  Must be dry cleaned by professionals."

Yeah, Jorch would need his model to be a wig/hair helmet. It would protect his head from further brain damage when Tommy is rutting him from behind and Jorch's head smacks into the wall.

[Major Ed Damien]

Good God. 

It turns out the "Torah Code" researchers found some other things not revealed to listeners last night:






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[BattyBrooke]

Some words don't fit, others get rearranged or lost .. it's like brain Tetris.

MV, please place "it's like brain Tetris" in the upper right corner!

[BattyBrooke]

Jorch must be doing backflips since Art probably won't be coming back. I hope Jorch didn't land on his head, dislodge his wig, and incur further brain damage.

What's the big deal about the bumper music anyway? It was all pretty much cheesy crap. Art has terrible taste in music. Dancing Queen by Abba? Cheesy new age pap by Cusco? Crystal Gayle? A bunch of garbage. He could ask artists on small labels to provide music for the show, which they would be glad to do, and it would probably improve the music selection anyway. If he knew which kind of record labels to contact, it could work out well.

Art responded to a similar idea you presented here and said he'll do no such thing as he is "Married" to the music he's been using for years therefore he will NOT change it/use new/different music. He then went on to say anyone who listened to him when he "was on the air would know that". I was like, girl bye!

[Major Ed Damien]

"He gazed up at the photo-shopped face. 12 years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two turmeric-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved George Noory."

- The final passage of Orwell's iconic book:  '2015'

Excellent.

Pape, Big Brother says he and George Noorwell are watcheen you . . .

[ItsOver]

Excellent.

Pape, Big Brother says he and George Noorwell are watcheen you . . .

"Heh, heh...."

[Major Ed Damien]

"Heh, heh...."

Dammit, I said "Big Brother" . . . not "Pig Bugger."

[Jorch Einstein]

What a piss-poor "debate" on vaccines Jorch.

Lopsided number of guests towards Jorch's preference: check.
Jorch spouting bald-faced lies throughout: check.
Moronic guests: check.

The stupid twat he had on first even stated "I'm not a scientist or a doctor." Oh! But we should believe her that vaccines are bad. OK!
Maybe Jorch can get Larry The Cable Guy to come on the show and discuss quantum physics. Should be a good one!

[onan]

Jorch just called Sherry TenPenny "an osteopathic medical doctor."

There is no such thing.

She is an "osteopath."  Period.

What Jorch said would be like calling her "a chiropractic medical doctor."

There is no such profession.

Of course, TenPenny does not correct Jorch in his misidentification of her credentials.

Not all doctors are MD's many are DO's which is Doctor of Osteopathy. Jorch probably doesn't have a clue.

[Bellathor]

George: "What did they think of me singing?"

Guest: "We got some interesting comments afterwards..."
(Translation:  They thought you sucked, George.)

[goldendeal]

Jorch's sex change didn't go completely as planned.....

[Falkie2013]

I just sent George an idea for a  show segment.
Lets see if he uses it.

[goldendeal]

The Jorch Snoory Halloween Costume will sure hit at the NAMBLA (The North American Man/Boy Love Association) party this year... your choice of two colors, jet back and can't see shit midnight black...both come with Velcro tie downs and made with 100% of Hervé Villechaize’s  salvaged pubic hair... just like Jorch's real wig...made in Bangladesh with quality and care…  Unlike Jorch’s wig however, it is not guaranteed to house vermin for more than a week.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I stopped listening after the first hour, but my report for the night.

Talking about cryptocurrency, George asked something like "Did someone invent Bitcoin, or was it just out there in cyberspace?"   The guests were left dumbfounded.

Another Noorism for the books (still on the subject of Bitcoin):

"And the upside of this, of course, is what?" 

George didn't seem to be asking this rhetorically, but really didn't know.  So why say "of course?"  George uses "of course" so often to cover up his ignorance when he looks something up, that he uses it when it doesn't make any sense.

[PB the Deplorable]

... "And the upside of this, of course, is what?"...

What he meant to say was 'And the upside down of this, of course, is what?

[nextgen.fm]

I stopped listening after the first hour, but my report for the night.

Talking about cryptocurrency, George asked something like "Did someone invent Bitcoin, or was it just out there in cyberspace?"   The guests were left dumbfounded.

Another Noorism for the books (still on the subject of Bitcoin):

"And the upside of this, of course, is what?" 

George didn't seem to be asking this rhetorically, but really didn't know.  So why say "of course?"  George uses "of course" so often to cover up his ignorance when he looks something up, that he uses it when it doesn't make any sense.

Sounds like shoddy show prep if you ask me!

[ZHero]

Did the guest just say " the vagina case in Brazil"?

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is the lord of the suck.

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He sucks more than a horny black hole.

[Nick el Ass]

I haven't even listened to the show tonight, and might not for a while because I have been listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson's Star Talk because the podcast are available for free online. People should raid the Coast is Toast studio, and replace Jorch with that man.

[WOTR]

Talking about cryptocurrency, George asked something like "Did someone invent Bitcoin, or was it just out there in cyberspace?"   The guests were left dumbfounded.

I pronounce tonight's broadcast a "classhic" based on just that one question.

[pate]

"He gazed up at the photo-shopped face. 12 years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two turmeric-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved George Noory."

- The final passage of Orwell's iconic book:  '2015'

PB, may I use some of that text in my Jorched-up photoshop?

edit: forgot to add GNS

[pate]

Oooo, I seem to have found a better starting point for my "MasterPOS"  (seems like a working title, hmm) photoshop...

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again (I had meant to 'modify' above post to reflect this 'noo' information:

"He gazed up at the photo-shopped face. 12 years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two turmeric-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved George Noory."

- The final passage of Orwell's iconic book:  '2015'

PB, may I use some of that text in my Jorched-up photoshop?


GNS

edit:  options, you gotta have options.  GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

PB, may I use some of that text in my Jorched-up photoshop?...

Sure.  I mean I guess so.  It's from George Orwell's '1984', except for the several words I changed

[LW]

How can anyone consistently ask such stupid questions.

However I did have a couple of friends in highschool that when they were high would come out with the most idiotic questions. Half the time you would laugh and the other half you would look at them and say WTF.

So maybe thats the answer, george is high half the time and the other half its just a bot.

[PB the Deplorable]

How can anyone consistently ask such stupid questions...

Yes, George is highly creative.  He's speshul.

A pioneer in unintentional comedy.