George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BattyBrooke]

I already can't stand this pigheaded skeptic dude, Michael Shermer. Now, as soon as I turn on my radio I hear him preaching about Gay marriage. How is that even remotely close to being a C2C topic?! Can't wait for my phone to charge so I can listen to a podcast instead.

[NoMoreNoory]

Thundering silences from Joorch as Shermer dismisses belief in angels, UFOs, Bigfoot etc as proof of anything. He's stated that there is no evidence for a 'guy behind the scenes pulling the strings'.
Joorch, who constantly declares his belief in God, intelligent design, angels etc and never misses a chance to dismiss scientists and the scientific method, does not have the intellectual balls to confront his guest.
But you wait. Get Joorch on in a day or two with one of his angelic cat ladies and he'll waste no time in kicking Shermer up and down.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch: "You're more than a skeptic, you're almost like a philosopher."

Can someone explain that to me?

[Major Ed Damien]

Joorch: "You're more than a skeptic, you're almost like a philosopher."

Can someone explain that to me?

Yeah.  I can.

"You're a smart guy.  You must eat a lot of rats."

[goldendeal]

Jorch. “How did you become a skeptic…where you born this way”?

Like the poor guy has a physical deformity of some kind.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yeah.  I can.

"You're a smart guy.  You must eat a lot of rats."

Enjoying a fat white one right now. Puréed in a PBJ sammidge. Mmmm.

I couldn't work out whether being a philosopher was better or worse than being a skeptic.

[zeebo]

What was that ... "This week we're having a show on whether to vaccine or not?"

[Major Ed Damien]

What was that ... "This week we're having a show on whether to vaccine or not?"

Yeah, that's moron-speak for victims who don't know the word "vaccinate."

[pate]

Yeah, that's Nooron-speak for victims who don't know the word "vaccinate."

Went ahead and fixed that for yew!

[BattyBrooke]

Art fell off a porch?!
George sounded possessed?!
We eat rats?!
There's so much gold in this vid. I love Falkie, and the way he says "closets" is the best.


The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) George Noory, Rats, & Closet Haters ! !!!

[SnapT]

The Falkie shout-out at the top of Noory's Michael Shermer interview was awesome!  George must be eagerly awaiting your interview with him, Falkie.

[pate]

I am amahzed at the sub-Genius of Jorch!  He does his shoe research on a site full of lulz-haters. 

Bud Light Real Men of Genius Part 1

[zeebo]

I just love these precise kinds of questions:  "What's the downside of everything you've looked at in your career?"

[Major Ed Damien]

I just love these precise kinds of questions:  "What's the downside of everything you've looked at in your career?"

Right.

That's a mind that can't even chew on its own pizza roll.

[BattyBrooke]

Artbell.com (Kieth)  just posted this link on twitter asking everyone to try his livestream right now via this link. He's testing it live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYajzNQUG8

[Nick el Ass]

Bill the armature atheist motormouth is back, and needs to take a breath instead of quickly reading through whatever he had to say.

[Nick el Ass]

Artbell.com (Kieth)  just posted this link on twitter asking everyone to try his livestream right now via this link. He's testing it live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYajzNQUG8

I'm there listening, and it is better than Jorch.

[pate]

sekrut!  shh!

I'm hip to the jive, the subliminal jive!

[pyewacket]

Artbell.com (Kieth)  just posted this link on twitter asking everyone to try his livestream right now via this link. He's testing it live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYajzNQUG8

Sounds fine to me. How do we give him feedback if you don't have twitter- DarkMatter on FB?

[pate]

I will be monitoring the George Noory Sucks feed for more insider updates and will comment as needed on buffoonery by Boy Jorch...

I'm sure I can pull something out of my ass that igNoory will approve of!

Doo yew copy Major Ed Damien?

If you are continuing the surveillance and will pass along pertinent updates, I will comment as needed...

[zeebo]

Bill the armature atheist motormouth is back, and needs to take a breath instead of quickly reading through whatever he had to say.

"Hi hi hi there hi George hi hi guest I'm Bill and I'm an athiest astronomer and, and ...."  ugh, someone get this guy some tranquilizers.

[SnapT]

Artbell.com (Kieth)  just posted this link on twitter asking everyone to try his livestream right now via this link. He's testing it live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYajzNQUG8

It sounds good!  Now he needs to include some random video game footage with the audio in order to attract unsuspecting future Art Bell fans.

[BattyBrooke]

Sounds fine to me. How do we give him feedback if you don't have twitter- DarkMatter on FB?

I don't know. I don't have FB lol. Anywhere Kieth can ve reached. If there isca Dark Matter FB, I'm sure he reads those posts. Just let him know you listened to the youtube livestream he posted.

[pyewacket]

I don't know. I don't have FB lol. Anywhere Kieth can ve reached. If there isca Dark Matter FB, I'm sure he reads those posts. Just let him know you listened to the youtube livestream he posted.

Thank you, BB. I'll leave a message there. Another step closer! 

[pate]

... isca Dark Matter FB, I'm sure he reads those posts....

Since this is the Jorch Sucks Page, that Dark Matter FB for some reason made me think that perhaps Jorch is thinking of renaming C2C "Fecal Matter" or something...

Incidentally, the youtube feed just cut out, sorry if yew were trying to eavesdrop Jorchie!

[pate]

As soon as I posted that the youtube feed came back for me.  Prolly my old Frankenstein Tandy-2000 Commie-dork 128 acting up again...  It is difficult to run eight 300 baud modems in full duplex mode...

[nextgen.fm]

What was that ... "This week we're having a show on whether to vaccine or not?"

LOL...

[PB the Deplorable]

What was that ... "This week we're having a show on whether to vaccine or not?"

After thuh show, he and Tommy are going to decide whether to food or not

[pate]

What was that ... "This week we're having a show on whether to vaccine or not?"

I think they'll have a lively Master Deebate with Jorch at the center, and at the end he will demonstrate the "Toomeric suppository" method of vaccination, I think Jorch volunteered to be the demonstrator with Tommee administering it.  The Carnivora people came up with a prototype (think it's gonna be called Gerbovite?), this is gonna be Jorch again giving back to the peepul because vaccines are important.  As a plus 'insiders' can watch it live on Beeeyawn Bleeef TeeVee Shoe!

[Nick el Ass]

After thuh show, he and Tommy are going to decide whether to food or not

Hopefully, they don't choke on any chicken if they decide to forgo the regular turkey sammiches.