George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch removed from Coast; sent to Guantanamo Bay by presidential mandate over vaccine debate show....

When is that gif taken from?

Ah, nevermind.  The i-net (my cool abbreviation for internet) says it was a Tonight Show faked video

[goldendeal]

When is that gif taken from?

Ah, nevermind.  The i-net (my cool abbreviation for internet) says it was a Tonight Show faked video

Either that... or taken after Jorch's "Election Reform" show on 01/22

[goldendeal]

Went into deep meditation concerning tonights show, I was contacted by my spirit  guide “Seth” which told me Jorch will be forced to retire due to an anal fissure caused by Two Ton Tommy’s strap-on.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just said that California could use all the snow in New England, "which would come down as rain."

Aren't you impressed and feeling all scientific inside when you hear Jorch say stuff like that?

He's like Jorch Nye, the Non-Science Moron.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is this nitpicking?

George says "We could use some of that snow in L.A. which would come down as rain"

So what can we take from this about George's thought patterns?

-it doesn't occur to him to say "we could use some of that precipitation in L.A."?

-he intentionally uses extra words to fill up air time?

-he starts sentences with a vague idea before figuring out what he is going to say?

[nooryisawesome]

Aren't you pretty much responsible for everything?

I mean, look at you.  You're green.

Vaccines must have done that to you.  Before you know it, we'll all be vaccinated and green.

Yes, I am going to run with Stan Jones as his Vice President. He turned Blue from taking  colloidal silver (which many of George's C2C guest promote taking). Mr. Jones has ran for president twice.

[Hulk Hoagland]

Hey brothers! Who else is excited to hear a pain management doctor speak the truth about government surveillance and conspiracies?

[zeebo]

Friggin Davebots have got Noorie all fired up about twitter hashtags now.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey brothers! Who else is excited to hear a pain management doctor speak the truth about government surveillance and conspiracies?

Really?  That's tonight's show?

[Major Ed Damien]

Hey brothers! Who else is excited to hear a pain management doctor speak the truth about government surveillance and conspiracies?

My family physician was on the Grassy Knoll that day instead of the golf course.

[Hulk Hoagland]

Really?  That's tonight's show?

Second half brother!

Copied this from the George Noory featuring Coast to Coast AM once in a while website.

2nd Half: Dr. John Hall is a pain management physician specializing in stem cell therapy and interventional neuromodulation for chronic pain. He has been an ardent activist against non-consensual experimentation and intrusive surveillance technology and will discuss the dark history of government funded testing surveillance.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just delivered his first "That's riveting," of the night.

Ooops . . . he just gave his second "riveting."

Hey, you know what's riveting?

The way Tommy's mouth is riveted to Jorch's asshole -- tossing the hell out of that salad.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Friggin Davebots have got Noorie all fired up about twitter hashtags now.

Yeah, he brought it up again  :.

Twitter's been around for nearly nine years.  George decides to get into it a day or two after a Bellgab poster discovered Art was going to use it during his upcoming broadcasts.

What a coincidence.

[Major Ed Damien]

At first, Jorch thought a "hash tag" was a breakfast side dish like hash browns or corned beef hash.

When he tried to order a hash tag at Denny's, the waitress said:

"You're drunk, right?"

[Hulk Hoagland]

My family physician was on the Grassy Knoll that day instead of the golf course.

Maybe George can book your family physician for a half show interview on what role if any the UN will play in 22nd century exo politics! I know all my Hoaglamanics would tune in for that!

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Have they factored in the factor . . . ?"


Jorch is one fucked-up factor fucktor.

[nextgen.fm]

I'm pretty sure I have heard George say almost exact same thing he said a few seconds ago in the past "people want to be left alone, have a nice house, a family..."

[Major Ed Damien]

This is like listening to two old drunks in a barbershop discussing world events -- and sometimes the conversation even veers into outer space.

[morgana213]

Can't wait to find out if Joorch is mentioned in the Torah Codes!!  Folks, it happens on Wednesday, February 11, 2015.

"First Hour: Director and producer of the Watchers series of DVDs, Richard Shaw will discuss the results of the search for George Noory's name in the Torah Codes."

Unbelievable!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

Q.  How many times has Jorch said, "And Saddam was no Boy Scout"?

A.  Enough to fill up a Boy Scout troop of little Saddam Husseins in the woods, trying to make fire with flints and sticks.

[Major Ed Damien]

Can't wait to find out if Joorch is mentioned in the Torah Codes!!  Folks, it happens on Wednesday, February 11, 2015.

"First Hour: Director and producer of the Watchers series of DVDs, Richard Shaw will discuss the results of the search for George Noory's name in the Torah Codes."

Unbelievable!!!

Notice how Jorch didn't ask the Torah Code expert to see if Art Bell's name was in there?

I guess Art isn't even mentioned in the Torah.

That's because God preferred Jorch Noory over Art Bell.

[Nick el Ass]

Can't wait to find out if Joorch is mentioned in the Torah Codes!!  Folks, it happens on Wednesday, February 11, 2015.

"First Hour: Director and producer of the Watchers series of DVDs, Richard Shaw will discuss the results of the search for George Noory's name in the Torah Codes."

Unbelievable!!!

I bet you can find the word suck next to Noory. It sounded like he just said something about Europeen nations a second ago.

[Major Ed Damien]

I bet you can find the word suck next to Noory. It sounded like he just said something about Europeen nations a second ago.

LOL


Jorch:  "The Europeen nations are peen all over us."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch's name in the Torah Code always appears next to "wig."

[pate]

"...a small box.."

Hmmm....

Prank Call - Sol's Metal Box

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch (to his 91-year-old guest):  "You take care, and we'll be back in a moment."


I guess Jorch wasn't sure if the guy would still be alive after the commercial break.


God, this moron makes me laugh all night.

[coaster]

Jorch (to his 91-year-old guest):  "You take care, and we'll be back in a moment."


I guess Jorch wasn't sure if the guy would still be alive after the commercial break.

Jorch started out saying "I wish you..." and I thought he was going to say "I wish you were still alive". Maybe its the exhaustion from listening to the show, but it really made me laugh.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch (to his 91-year-old guest):  "You take care, and we'll be back in a moment."


I guess Jorch wasn't sure if the guy would still be alive after the commercial break.


God, this moron makes me laugh all night.

Jorch would probably be happy if a guest died while they were on air... and would probably talk about it nonstop for years.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch started out saying "I wish you..." and I thought he was going to say "I wish you were still alive". Maybe its the exhaustion from listening to the show, but it really made me laugh.

Hahahahahaha


I think he was going to say:  "I wish you well."  But then he realized he still had a half hour of bed-sitting to go with the nonagenarian.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch started out saying "I wish you..." and I thought he was going to say "I wish you were still alive". Maybe its the exhaustion from listening to the show, but it really made me laugh.

Jorch saying, "We'll take some final phone calls" -- like he just did --really sounds ominous when the dumbass is interviewing a 91-year-old.