George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BattyBrooke]

I was on a subreddit called "creepy" (a category on the site Reddit) and was responding to a comment someone made on a posted recording of one of Art Bell's most famous calls. The scariest and most insane replies were sent to me.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I was on a subreddit called "creepy" (a category on the site Reddit) and was responding to a comment someone made on a posted recording of one of Art Bell's most famous calls. The scariest and most insane replies were sent to me.

So I went there trying to see this post and there is like this smudge on the screen (that is part of reddit's graphics). Fooled me for a good 5 seconds.

Noory is terrible. I don't know how people can think "he is as good as any..."

[BattyBrooke]

Regarding my last post, I invited them both here. You're welcome, guys.

[pate]

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is this why he's sometimes known as a pin-head?  I find this picture 'riveting'

Feel free to use as an avatar...

(I am sure this one's already been done, but that's my A for Awesome attempt at it...)

Someone who know some Hullrazor lines should caption this for me.  "Open the box, a whirld of pleasure and pain" ur sumthins...

Thanks in advance...

[narcissist noory]

don't mind if I do

[Jorch Einstein]

According to Celebrity Net Worth, Jorch makes $500,000 a year, and his net worth is 2 million dollars. I was just wondering if there was any other person in the public eye who is as grossly incompetent, flagrantly stupid, and downright lazy as Jorch Noory. I'm hard-pressed to think of one. It just boggles the mind that this fool is able to hold down such a high-paying job for such a length of time. 

[narcissist noory]

only in murica

[popple]

I was on a subreddit called "creepy" (a category on the site Reddit) and was responding to a comment someone made on a posted recording of one of Art Bell's most famous calls. The scariest and most insane replies were sent to me.

Hew is this yew doin the asking? I COULD ASK FOR BETTER.

[Heather Wade]

Regarding my last post, I invited them both here. You're welcome, guys.

There's always room for more crazy.

[Jorch Einstein]

only in murica

Yeah, in other countries they get away with other things besides being a moron. Like in England you could be a celebrity child-molester for 30 years i.e. Jimmy Saville or Gary Glitter.

[Falkie2013]

 



The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) George Noory, Rats, & Closet Haters ! !!!

[pate]

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I forgot sumthin in that first pic, this is a very HALF-Awesome attempt to fix it

new title is HalfStashHellRazor....

thanks for the 'preesheeayyshun!

[popple]

There's always room for more crazy.

It's a roomy closet!

[albrecht]

It's a roomy closet!

I seem to recall Ingmar Bergman, as in the old days were done, used to be locked in a closet as punishment and he ended up making some great movies (albeit, at some times, somewhat stressful to watch or emotional.) Then, again, there are many Hollywood actors who are still in the closet and look at the crap they make and star in. And there used to be (now the kids probably just put in on GoPro or some sex app) games where you go into a closet for a time with a random girl.) So I say closets are not the problem: it is why you go into them, what you do there, and if you ever leave. Norry is still "closeted" and won't "come out" to admit he bit off more than he could chew, or more properly say and do with this show, and is becoming very bitter about his embarrassing performances- regardless of the closet in question.
-GNS

[HorrorReporter]

Got a question in on the 'live' chat..
And Knapp want the battle.
I lose though because I got the 'insider' status as a Christmas gift. The gift that keeps on giving, one flow at a time.

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[SnapT]

The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) George Noory, Rats, & Closet Haters ! !!!

This is one of my favorite videos you've ever done.

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah, in other countries they get away with other things besides being a moron. Like in England you could be a celebrity child-molester for 30 years i.e. Jimmy Saville or Gary Glitter.

Here's an idea for Jorch that might work:

Jorch needs a catchy slogan that will stick in the minds of listeners -- especially with Art about to come back on.

In fact, the slogan should incorporate Art's name since Jorch hasn't been able to mention Art at the end of his "thanks" list.

But how do you do that without mentioning Art?

Art doesn't want his name attached to Jorch's lamentable mess of a program.

Well, Jorch, I've done it for you.  Are you ready?  I've got your slogan.

And here it is:


George Noory . . . taking stupidity to an Art form.


Do you like it?  Huh?  Do you like it?

I worked all of two minutes on it...

[SnapT]

My George Noory slogan idea:

"It's Noooooooooooory time, my little babies!"

[Major Ed Damien]

My George Noory slogan idea:

"It's Noooooooooooory time, my little babies!"

All right . . . you win.

Nobody can top babies.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch is such a racist. When he had Louis Gossett on the other night, a black caller named Cornelius called in, and after the call Jorch was saying how you could just tell what a great guy he was. Then he said "You can tell in his voice he's got a great family with him." Meaning what Jorch? That most black males leave their families? Why would you say something like that Jorch? You don't know anything about Cornelius. But Jorch thinks the only comments to make relative to black male callers are in reference to whether they've left their wife and kids or not. Jorch, you're a douchebag.

Does Jorch say "You can tell in his voice he's got a great family with him," when one of his rednecks calls in? Hmm...

[Major Ed Damien]

Wait . . . I've got another slogan idea.

This one is self-deprecating and doesn't make Jorch look quite like such an egomaniac.

In other words, it recognizes some severe inadequacies.

Here we go:


George Noory . . . not as bad as he sounds.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is such a racist. When he had Louis Gossett on the other night, a black caller named Cornelius called in, and after the call Jorch was saying how you could just tell what a great guy he was. Then he said "You can tell in his voice he's got a great family with him." Meaning what Jorch? That most black males leave their families? Why would you say something like that Jorch? You don't know anything about Cornelius. But Jorch thinks the only comments to make relative to black male callers are in reference to whether they've left their wife and kids or not. Jorch, you're a douchebag.

Does Jorch say "You can tell in his voice he's got a great family with him," when one of his rednecks calls in? Hmm...

Right.

That's exactly how Chris Rock skewered the idiots who would talk about how "smart" Colin Powell was and how he could be president.

Nobody else's white smarts ever came into question.

Powell was smart because he didn't shout like Jimmy Walker:

"Yo, America!  I wanna be da nex' PRAY-SO-DENT!"

[Jorch Einstein]

Right.

That's exactly how Chris Rock skewered the idiots who would talk about how "smart" Colin Powell was and how he could be president.

Nobody else's white smarts ever came into question.

Powell was smart because he didn't shout like Jimmy Walker:

"Yo, America!  I wanna be da nex' PRAY-SO-DENT!"

Yeah, I remember that bit that Chris Rock did. He said some people were surprised that Powell wasn't walking around saying "I'm A-GONNA DROP ME SOME BOMBS!!" No doubt Jorch would have been one of those people.

[Falkie2013]

This is one of my favorite videos you've ever done.

Thank yewwwww. 

[BattyBrooke]

Hew is this yew doin the asking? I COULD ASK FOR BETTER.

No. The pic I posted of the convo shows me as BattyBrooke advising them of the tune-in app. THEY are shown telling ME Noory is better. Another tells me they couln't ask for a better replacement than Noory. It's madness.

[goldendeal]

Tonight’s guest…Ardy "Sixkiller"  Clarke,..what an cool name, almost as good as Jorch "mangled tongue"   Noory

[Major Ed Damien]

This skeptic guy on right now is kinda smart.

He musta ate a lotta rats.

[sydtron]

Did Falkie just get a mention on Coast?

1:27 a.m. EST

[pate]

I wasn't lishnen.  Wuz working on bumper music suggestions, what's this about the Falkie mention?  That sounds buffoonish and unprofeshunuhl of Jorch...

[sydtron]

Said something along the lines of "A guy apparently from Pittsburg posted a video.. * does an imitation of Falkies mannerisims* " How can you have a skeptic on..?. blah blah yadda yadda"  Thats a loose summary.
I was playing pinball and had it on as background noise.