George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

Oh, no.

Jorch's "hair" and mustache are so greasy black in the sunlight.

He looks like the victim of an oil rig explosion.

Maybe he's testing out his new product line: "Jorchy The Geek Just-For-Men Hair & Wig Coloring Solution?"

(I'd say circus Geek, but I think the circus Geeks would be offended...  Apologies...)

[pate]

Reported.  Needs to be added to the Nooryland Amusement Park thread.

I shall attempt to do so right now.  Thanks for the tip GFP, and the unintended contribution, albrecht.....

[NoMoreNoory]

In this riveting interview, Noory begins to interview himself and answers his own questions!  The audio sucks, among other things.

George Noory on UFO's, Ancient Aliens, 9/11 and more

Always so uncomfortable. Complete with weird Mushmouth: "The real terrorists [of 9/11] who hit our guests, guts." And don't you just hate those fake terrorists?
Also the usual grammatical train wreck: "People just want the truth and they're just not going to take it anymore [Network!] until they do."

- GNS

[Falkie2013]

Maybe he's testing out his new product line: "Jorchy The Geek Just-For-Men Hair & Wig Coloring Solution?"

(I'd say circus Geek, but I think the circus Geeks would be offended...  Apologies...)

" Hi. I'm George Noory & I founded the Mustache Club for Men and I want you to ... "

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[Major Ed Damien]

Always so uncomfortable. Complete with weird Mushmouth: "The real terrorists [of 9/11] who hit our guests, guts." And don't you just hate those fake terrorists?
Also the usual grammatical train wreck: "People just want the truth and they're just not going to take it anymore [Network!] until they do."

- GNS

Yes, Jorch is always so uncomfortable-seeming whenever he is interviewed for the camera.

The first time I saw Jorch being interviewed, my immediate thought was:

"Witness Protection Program."

Jorch is invariably furtive and weirdly-detached in front of a camera, as if he's afraid the interviewer is about to ambush him with his real identity, "Wigsy Noory."

Perhaps it is his wig that makes Jorch so self-conscious in front of the camera.  He's worried that the wind outside might raise it up like a black peacock's feathers showing the tape and shit underneath.  Or he feels it might look really off-center. Tommy has mentioned that Jorch obsesses about road signs with missing letters, so maybe there's an OCD component. 

I dunno what his problem is.  That's the fun in the mystery.  It probably amounts to several things -- one of which is fairly obvious:  He's stupid, and doesn't have anything coherent to say.

[Falkie2013]

Who protects the witnesses from hearing Noory broadcasts ?

What if Noory's wig comes off one day and THIS is underneath ?

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[Falkie2013]

Always so uncomfortable. Complete with weird Mushmouth: "The real terrorists [of 9/11] who hit our guests, guts." And don't you just hate those fake terrorists?
Also the usual grammatical train wreck: "People just want the truth and they're just not going to take it anymore [Network!] until they do."

- GNS

Could the $nooremaster be right for once ?

French Islamophobes Fake Attack on Newspaper â€" Total Hoax

Regarding the Islamophobic arch-fake Paris masked men attack on the spoof newspaper Charlie Hebdo where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him? In fact, he isn’t needed here at all. There are Inspector Clouseau clones to be seen in virtually every image. The greatest “Clouseau-like” characters of all are the phony masked gunman themselves, mere agents of the French Secret Services aka the Mossad:

http://nodisinfo.com/french-islamophobes-fake-attack-newspaper-total-hoax-2/

Here they are again, the same two Mossad moles, faking it as if they are shooting a man on the street. How about showing the man getting shot to death with all the arterial spurt flowing? They can do that in Hollywood. Why not, here?
Or, is he a police officer under the anti-terror division: Paris police confirm 2 officers killed in Newspaper shootings â€" @NBCNews

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[Falkie2013]

Could the $nooremaster be right for once ?

French Islamophobes Fake Attack on Newspaper â€" Total Hoax

Regarding the Islamophobic arch-fake Paris masked men attack on the spoof newspaper Charlie Hebdo where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him? In fact, he isn’t needed here at all. There are Inspector Clouseau clones to be seen in virtually every image. The greatest “Clouseau-like” characters of all are the phony masked gunman themselves, mere agents of the French Secret Services aka the Mossad:

http://nodisinfo.com/french-islamophobes-fake-attack-newspaper-total-hoax-2/

Here they are again, the same two Mossad moles, faking it as if they are shooting a man on the street. How about showing the man getting shot to death with all the arterial spurt flowing? They can do that in Hollywood. Why not, here?
Or, is he a police officer under the anti-terror division: Paris police confirm 2 officers killed in Newspaper shootings â€" @NBCNews

In all seriousness and being objective ...

I am NOT necessarily defending Noory, but I thought that since he was once a news director and reporter that perhaps he's picked up on some information that he could only hint about and not say openly even tough he said it in a convoluted way.
Noory may well have some sources that we will never know about.

And assuming the assertions ARE true on that site, how come I could find it and none of you could ?

It helps to be a secret master of the internet & Google and a news junkie ( except for NPR where I draw the line as I can't stand the droning way they present news.).

The previous post might well get me banned but it got me to thinking :

" What if Noory is right ? "






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[Jorch Einstein]

The only thing that Jorch gets me pondering is: How does he manage to not wear his underwear outside of his pants?

[Nick el Ass]

The only thing that Jorch gets me pondering is: How does he manage to not wear his underwear outside of his pants?

He is probably too cheap to even buy underwear, and uses what little he spends at the 7/11.

[goldendeal]

Oh, no.

Jorch's "hair" and mustache are so greasy black in the sunlight.

He looks like the victim of an oil rig explosion.

What's worse is the ego maniac  son-of a bitch is wearing blush...It’s clear from this video, Jorch travels with his  own personal makeup artist...the little dicker is looking more and more like Boy George every interview...

[Major Ed Damien]

The only thing that Jorch gets me pondering is: How does he manage to not wear his underwear outside of his pants?

Goddamn . . . that is the fucking Loch Ness Monster of Jorch Noory pants questions.

[Jorch Einstein]

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In this photo, Jorch is shown modelling his new black wig.

[Major Ed Damien]

What's worse is the ego maniac  son-of a bitch is wearing blush...It’s clear from this video, Jorch travels with his  own personal makeup artist...the little dicker is looking more and more like Boy George every interview...

I went back and took another look.  You are right.  The dingbat's face is unnaturally pink.

And how about those sunglasses?  They make him look like one of those tasteless fucks in that Iranian reality show.  I can't remember the name of it.  You know, the one where they all have to have gold-plated Kleenex or else they're humiliated for life.

[Major Ed Damien]

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In this photo, Jorch is shown modelling his new black wig.

You have to hand it to Jorch:

The otherwise incompetent stool sure knows how to arrange a dead rodent on his head.  He may not eat rats like us, but he could put one on his head in the dark.

Nice find of a candid, behind-the-scenes Jorch.

[Major Ed Damien]

Less than half an hour before Jorch bumbles through the news -- and makes daffy comments to go along with stories.

He's like a BBC presenter.  That's if BBC stood for "Bumbling Blithering Cunt."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch (scanning Associated Press stories):  "Hmmmm . . . there's gotta be some dead kids in the world somewhere.  Why are they hiding from me?"

[ACE of CLUBS]

George is wearing make-up ...... he's had a shitty shave too. Look at the hair on his neck .... snow white.  His hair looks like a fire hazard ..... some kind of slick-um leaching off of his scalp. 

Uncomfortable looking and sounding ...... but, what's new ? 

[goldendeal]

I don't want to give Jorch any extra incentive to hawk his  trinkets to the  listeners ...but...if the shit he promotes doesn’t work out there is always ...

[sydtron]

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In this photo, Jorch is shown modelling his new black wig.

Dave Noorie... Offsping of Lancelot Link Serect Chimp?   (Does anybody remember that show?)

[Major Ed Damien]

With his jet-black wig, dyed mustache and pink make-up . . . Jesus jumped off the cross . . . if there was ever a Fuckhead Hall of Fame, then Jorch Noory would be its first inductee.

Followed by Bruce Jenner and Donald Trump.

[Hulk Hoagland]

George just said we're not at war with islem. What the fuck is "islem"?

[sydtron]

Looks like a neat little car.  84 mpg??   

[nextgen.fm]

George just said we're not at war with islem. What the fuck is "islem"?

He just offended many!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

I run my body on nothing but D Herbs.

I go backwards and shit in flowerpots.

This is my testimonial for this truly wonderful product.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Looks like a neat little car.  84 mpg??

It sounds good but I was just reading a little about it.  It's classified as a motorcycle so you will need a motorcycle lisence and helmet.  Also, that means it doesn't require crash testing or emission controls -- it could be as dirty as a two stroke yard tool.

[onan]

What the fuck is "islem"?

anagram for slime...

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch has designed a new disposable car called the Teshlub.

The car is made out of Styrofoam and really cheap plywood.  It has an open space in the driver's floorboard like Fred Flinstone's car.

[Morgus]

Looks like a neat little car.  84 mpg??

Thats nothing compared to my Ford Focus Electric car, uses no gas at all and I "fill it up" in my garage by plugging it in...

[Juan Cena]

Snorge is overdoing it with the "wows" tonight.