George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

2000, bitch.

A milestone in suckage.
Add one more pizza roll to that plate Dave. You deserve it.

[ShatteredGlassDome]

Millennium Master sayeth: LET THE WIG BURN!

[sydtron]

Happy 2000 everyone!  Wow. Was it only 1000? Pages ago that Mustache magee popped his head in here and he prayed for goastie?   I know. Im a sentamental fool.  GNS!

[ShatteredGlassDome]

[ShatteredGlassDome]

i want dr morgus to be on every week on coast to coast am

I want George Noory to never be on any night on coast to coast am

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Millenium celebrations around the world

Look Ma, we made it!  We made it.

[Northern Nights]

Nostradamus predicted this moment as one of the signs of the Apocalypse you know.  It's a quatrain that scholars have long pondered over:

When the wigged one's thread
Reaches two thousand pages,
Fire and pestilence
Cause a scourge for the ages.

[bateman]

[coaster]

I want George Noory to never be on any night on coast to coast am

Did you throw a coin in the fountain as you said that? I swear to god, you drive right back to the mall with pocket change. Do it.

[Nick el Ass]

GNS2k is coming. Run.

[21st Century Man]

http://www.wat.tv/video/prince-1999-382gh_2hztv_.html

[Nick el Ass]

I'm gonna party like it's 1999...



/But srsly. It would be great if someone got through to C2C tonight and told the world about his 2000 pages of suck.

I was always a bigger fan of Raspberry Beret, or dare I say Pussy Control.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

How come we're back in 1999 again?   It makes the 2000 celebrations look kind of silly.

[Nick el Ass]

How come we're back in 1999 again?   It makes the 2000 celebrations look kind of silly.

All the time travel talk sent us back in tiiiiiiiime.

[Morgus]

I predict tonight on the air, Noory will crow all about the new c2cam website design - thinking its a huge improvement.
What a laugh, he is totally clueless how bad it really is...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Oh, I see.  All of jcoscarmorgus' JC spam and posts have been eliminated for some reason.  Must be the GNS2K meltdown we were prepping for.

[Nick el Ass]

I predict tonight on the air, Noory will crow all about the new c2cam website design - thinking its a huge improvement.
What a laugh, he is totally clueless how bad it really is...

As I have said before Keith should sue C2C for theft of an idea.

[OdawgHI]

As an aside, I'm still boggled that the new Bond movie will cost $300 million to make.
I wonder how much they will have to earn just to break even.

Assuming the budget includes marketing (think mktg is include) I consulted dick see Hoaxland and he provided me with a secret mathematical equation. I crunched the numbers. I believe they will need to make .3 billion dollars to break even.

Dave  sucks, Major ED I applaud your posts, 95 percent of them are funny or very funny
I swear I just heard Kim John Un he was trying to hard on the Jong.

[qaddisin]

Oh, I see.  All of jcoscarmorgus' JC spam and posts have been eliminated for some reason.  Must be the GNS2K meltdown we were prepping for.

I thought the Davebots had hacked into the system and made it so it'll be 1999 forever.

[nextgen.fm]

I predict tonight on the air, Noory will crow all about the new c2cam website design - thinking its a huge improvement.
What a laugh, he is totally clueless how bad it really is...

I don't like it!  I actually am trying to figure out who the hell designed the new logo, it's bad!  What was wrong with old one?  REMINDS PEOPLE OF ART BELL?

[Nick el Ass]

I thought the Davebots had hacked into the system and made it so it'll be 1999 forever.

The suck pulled us back to 1999. I'll keep coming up with ideas until one sticks.

[OdawgHI]

I dislike this charlatan he is so full of shit his eyes are brown. His constant stream of bullshit just pisses me off. Why is Jorch laughing. maybe he does not buy dicks BS

[21st Century Man]

I predict tonight on the air, Noory will crow all about the new c2cam website design - thinking its a huge improvement.
What a laugh, he is totally clueless how bad it really is...

It's a mess.  Of course, I suppose we should expect it.  Rather apt, really.  The shows been going downhill and now the website follows suit.

[Morgus]

Noory just posted this on facebook:
A new version of the Coast to Coast AM website has launched with a more graphical interface! We welcome your feedback. http://www.coasttocoastam.com

[nextgen.fm]

Noory just posted this on facebook:
A new version of the Coast to Coast AM website has launched with a more graphical interface! We welcome your feedback. http://www.coasttocoastam.com

You mean it isn't command line based!?

[Nick el Ass]

Listening to Coast will make one depressed too. It is not surprising that Art can put on a better show when posting comments here on the site then Jorch ever could dream of doing.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory just posted this on facebook:
A new version of the Coast to Coast AM website has launched with a more graphical interface! We welcome your feedback. http://www.coasttocoastam.com

They blocked me for spreading the message of Jorch's suck.

[OdawgHI]

I thought the Davebots had hacked into the system and made it so it'll be 1999 forever.

Just think MV was sick of his repeating the same crap, I was hoping he got banned. good riddance
That JC a was very different from the one who used to call art. Been listening since 1994 found art on a Reno Nevada station surfing the AM dial late at night was near Sacramento. sorry this is off topic did anyone used to listen to mr KFI. I loved the unscreened calls on MR Kfi and of course Art was/is incredible with open lines.

[Immy]

I was here for G1K, G2K and I'll he here "when astronauts land on Mars."

You suck Jorch...infinitely.

[Nick el Ass]

In the year 2000.