George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

So is it Thomas now?

[Nick el Ass]

Corny is on, and Tommy is back too. 

[nextgen.fm]

Corny is on, and Tommy is back too. 

Tommy can't stop all the bad callers from sneaking one in on the host!

[Major Ed Damien]

There aren't enough disasters in the works to satisfy Jorch.

Now he's asking these two kooks about "end times" -- as if all his previous doom-laden slobberings weren't sufficient.

[Morgus]

Noory's twitter post tonite:
GN: I'm getting use to the new website...it's got all the great aspects of the former one and some nice adds.

[nextgen.fm]

Noory's twitter post tonite:
GN: I'm getting use to the new website...it's got all the great aspects of the former one and some nice adds.

So obvious he wants to come on here and tell us all off!!!!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory's twitter post tonite:
GN: I'm getting use to the new website...it's got all the great aspects of the former one and some nice adds.

At least 'use to' is better than 'youse two.'

[Major Ed Damien]

At least 'use to' is better than 'youse two.'

Jorch's English is about what his dentistry would have looked like if he'd followed his pappy's advice.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory's twitter post tonite:
GN: I'm getting use to the new website...it's got all the great aspects of the former one and some nice adds.

Of course, his favorite would be the ads... even if he can't spell it. He probably can't say the word either.

[popple]

So this Merlin time thingy said Dave flat-lined this year?

[zeebo]

2001 has arrived. 

A Suck Odyssey.

[Nick el Ass]

So this Merlin time thingy said Dave flat-lined this year?

I only caught the end of one of the guests saying something to the extent of "you asked for it" to Jorch.

[aldousburbank]

Two Thousand And One, A Suckage Odyssey

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just mentioned an identity thief using a victim's credit card for -- among other things -- "restaurant outage."

When is this goofball going to buy English Rosetta Stone?

[Nick el Ass]

A George Noory just hit the south tower.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

A George Noory just hit the south tower.

It's Norch-11-11?

[Falkie2013]

A George Noory just hit the south tower.

The color of suck.
I just got an inbox where Tommy piped in with HIS 2 cents.
Video is uploading on all of the U7,Noory,Art situation and Bellgab.

[Nick el Ass]

It's Jorch-11-11?

7/11 is the follow up when he, and Tommy wipe out the local supply of pizza rolls and turkey sammiches.

[Morgus]

On tonight's broadcast of "Future Theater" on the Dark Matter radio network stream, Bill & Nancy Birnes talked some about Noory.
They told of their past ghost-writing of all of Noory's books over nearly 10 years and then being dropped by him suddenly, using email.
They observed Noory's c2cam interviewing style questions is like the old game "Mad Libs" where there is a bunch of stock questions with blanks to be filled in for a particular guest - just like the one he always uses "What was the most fascinating <blank> you ever <blank>?"

[Nick el Ass]

On tonight's broadcast of "Future Theater" on the Dark Matter radio network stream, Bill & Nancy Birnes talked some about Noory.
They told of their past ghost-writing of all of Noory's books over nearly 10 years and then being dropped by him suddenly, using email.
They observed Noory's c2cam interviewing style questions is like the old game "Mad Libs" where there is a bunch of stock questions with blanks to be filled in for a particular guest - just like the one he always uses "What was the most fascinating <blank> you ever <blank>?"

Sounds like Noory's empire of suck is starting to crumble.

[Morgus]

Also the Future Theater guest tonight, Dr. J, who announced he will be Art Bell's new show producer, related stories of attending some of the same live convention events where Noory was hosting a panel. He said Noory there seemed to be uninterested in the paranormal subjects and acted like he was just there to collect a pay check...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Also the Future Theater guest tonight, Dr. J, who announced he will be Art Bell's new show producer, related stories of attending some of the same live convention events where Noory was hosting a panel. He said Noory there seemed to be uninterested in the paranormal subjects and acted like he was just there to collect a pay check...

Gee, that doesn't sound like our George Noory...

[Juan Cena]

A George Noory just hit the south tower.

TOO SOON!

[Juan Cena]

If you want to know just how really sucky Noory is, just go back and listen to Welles when he had the Merlin Project guys on. It was actually interesting radio. With Snory, it's just like watching a truck stuck in the mud.

[zeebo]

If you want to know just how really sucky Noory is, just go back and listen to Welles when he had the Merlin Project guys on. It was actually interesting radio. With Snory, it's just like watching a truck stuck in the mud.

Noory's like a genius alchemist in reverse, turning gold into lead.

[Nick el Ass]

I have noticed that tonight Jorch has been making certain words longer when asking question, and it is almost like he is having a hard time reading his cards... and has to pull them in closer to his face. Maybe he could use some glasses.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Jorch just jumped in and interrupted someone to say..."In intrusion, what do you..."

He meant to say "In conclusion"

[Major Ed Damien]

I have noticed that tonight Jorch has been making certain words longer when asking question, and it is almost like he is having a hard time reading his cards... and has to pull them in closer to his face. Maybe he could use some glasses.

Nah . . . I think that's just the sound of the moron shitting his pants.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I have noticed that tonight Jorch has been making certain words longer when asking question, and it is almost like he is having a hard time reading his cards... and has to pull them in closer to his face. Maybe he could use some glasses.

I thought he was really stumbling through his first couple news stories.

[Nick el Ass]

I thought he was really stumbling through his first couple news stories.

The last couple he seems to be pausing on certain words. Maybe Tommy is twerking in the studio, and just be a major distraction.