George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Guest: "My friend, hypnosis has been around about as long as we have." Jorch: "Or longer, hahaha."

[goldendeal]

Hypnosis/ Hyperspace

[Nick el Ass]

Calling it the Coast Zone newsletter has to be something Noorie came up with because it sucks just as bad as he does.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch in his Dherb shtick tonight:
"Let's do it together, family."

Bee On Kreepy

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Are there some people that (sic) just can't be hypnotized?

Guest:  "Low IQ subjects can't undergo hypnosis."

Jorch:  "Well, that would be me, then."

[nextgen.fm]

George?  Did you remember to hydrate?

http://youtu.be/19ZxJVnM5Gs

[goldendeal]

Jorch "Coast insider, only 15 cents a day"

I can think of a million things to spend 15 cents a day on, not one of them is a Coast insider membership...at 15 cents a day that's a little steep, I would even question 5 cents a day.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Flush those toxins in your body down the T Toilet with D Herbs."

[nextgen.fm]

Jorch "Coast insider, only 15 cents a day"

I can think of a million things to spend 15 cents a day on, not one of them is a Coast insider membership...at 15 cents a day that's a little steep, I would even question 5 cents a day.

George did the calculations during the news break and it blew his top off!

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch calls the 'new' website 'kind of refined'. Wtf is that supposed to mean?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "What's the most hypnosis thing you've ever done?"

[Major Ed Damien]

There are "Manchurian Candidates" and, in George Noory's, case there are "Mongoloid Candidates."

[NoMoreNoory]

Guest: Hitler hypnotized the German people.
Joorch: I knew it!

Moron.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch "Coast insider, only 15 cents a day"

I can think of a million things to spend 15 cents a day on, not one of them is a Coast insider membership...at 15 cents a day that's a little steep, I would even question 5 cents a day.

And that's only if you pay for a full year.  I wish they would be straight up with those things.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Something is making them do something, and you might be on to something."

[BattyBrooke]

Noory just told his guests he's been accused of falling asleep during his show. Aw, he gave us a shoutout!

[BattyBrooke]

"Something is making them do something, and you might be on to something."

I just knew one of you would quote this. I was laughing just thinking about it when he said it.

[goldendeal]

Someone I know purchased a full year...around 50 bucks, he decided not to renew since Jorch is sucking the life out of the program......bad news is, when the year was up he sees a 50 dollar charge on his CC for Coast Insider. They went ahead and charged his card for another full year....ouch!!

[NoMoreNoory]

And that's only if you pay for a full year.  I wish they would be straight up with those things.

And he always makes a big deal out of the podcasts. Schrader's Darkness Radio is available as a podcast the next day entirely free. I take a lot of radio podcasts, especially from the BBC, all absolutely free.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George defended the title of his co-authored book "Someone's Hiding Something" last night by saying they were quoting the Malaysian Prime Minister.  He seemed be trying to defend a number of the points we raz him about here.

[Nick el Ass]

George defended the title of his co-authored book "Someone's Hiding Something" last night by saying they were quoting the Malaysian Prime Minister.  He seemed be trying to defend a number of the points we raz him about here.

You mean the co-ghost written book. I doubt he even had anything to do with the cook book because of his lack of ability to cook pizza rolls.

[Major Ed Damien]

You ever notice when Jorch says, "I have always wondered . . . " that it's always the death of wonder about whatever that subject was?

[NoMoreNoory]

The guest sounds as though he's really struggling to last the pace. He seems to be finding it harder and harder to cope with making sense of the sheer stupidity of Joorch's 'questions'.

[goldendeal]

Isn't that serial caller "Jan" ? Myatt my ass,,,,that's Jan !!!

[goldendeal]

Ha!! Jorch tells the caller to ask the question again after the guest asked Jorch what he said...Ole Jorch wasn’t listening as usual...this dude is on total cruise control...I’m beginning to think a well-trained monkey could do a better job than Jorch,..

[Major Ed Damien]

The guest sounds as though he's really struggling to last the pace. He seems to be finding it harder and harder to cope with making sense of the sheer stupidity of Joorch's 'questions'.

Jorch hypnotized the hypnosis guy.

Guest (after the show):  "He somehow hypnotized me.  I remember yawning, and when I came out of it, I was drooling and had shit my pants."

[NoMoreNoory]

Again. 'Take a look at the refined website.'
Is he confusing refined with revised?

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch hypnotized the hypnosis guy.

Guest (after the show):  "He somehow hypnotized me.  I remember yawning, and when I came out of it, I was drooling and had shit my pants."

That level of suck will mess anyone up.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory just told his guests he's been accused of falling asleep during his show. Aw, he gave us a shoutout!

In fairness he has admitted to surfing the internet. Hell he was even on this very forum posting multiple post, while he was on the air.

[Major Ed Damien]

Again. 'Take a look at the refined website.'
Is he confusing refined with revised?

Highly likely.

It's a fooking miracle he isn't saying something like, "Take a look at the re-confused website."