George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

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Is it really any wonder why Jorch hosts C2C?

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Is it really any wonder why Jorch hosts C2C?

Damn.  It's a wonder he's not President.

[Marc.Knight]

Damn.  It's a wonder he's not President.

55% of the population think he is president.  The others check off "not sure".

[zeebo]

... I dreamed I was chasing around a source for a freelance story (up and down bleachers, nonetheless), but every time I interviewed him, I'd look down at my notebook and my notes would vanish before my eyes (like a Cheshire cat with no smile!) and I'd have to start all over again. Exhausting. I woke up wanting to drink a bloody mary and punch someone hard in the face.

Oh Seraphim, lol how I can relate to what you say.  I woke feeling exactly the same way this morning, after a similarly frustrating dream about, of all things, a vengeful sheep.  He was mad because someone, not me, had shaved it to look like a poodle.  I'd like to see what all the expert dream interpreters have to say about that one! 

[zeebo]

I believe that is the procedure for making zombies.

Yes, they're those Noory Zombie Drones that call in with their "Wow George it's such an honor to speak with you, you're doing such a great job, and we all just appreciate so much what you're doing, keep up the good work, we hope you just stay there for another ten years." ... all spoken in brainwashed zombie monotone. 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

55% of the population think he is president.  The others check off "not sure".

Now now, we all know George is the King, not the President.

[zeebo]

I'm like that every morning when I get up. Then comes the coffee and I merely become cantankerous and difficult.

Me too.  I wake up in a sort of proto-human state, issuing grunt-like sounds to communicate, with only primitive desires such as food and warmth.  Then I introduce the coffee, and it is the first step in my slow transmutation towards being an actual conscious human.  By late in the evening, I've finally woken up, and with the right combination of good creative influences such as a good book or good radio show plus the evolutionary catalyst known as good scotch, I actually, for a short time become a kind of advanced human reborn like the starchild from 2001 and my creativity and intellect flows and I can actually get something useful done.  But alas this heightened state of awareness is short-lived, and after reverting into a kind of prehistoric hibernation through the night I wake up once again, a caveman zeebo.

[Falkie2013]

Yes.  Or, he becomes the perfect guest to engage Noory in conversation:

Noory:  "What led you to become a Zombie?" 
Zombie:  "Duh." 
Noory:  "How old are you?" 
Zombie:  "Duh.". 
Noory: "Interesting, let's go the the phones".

lol.

$noorge $noory.

Sith Lord to the stupid.

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11. Christmas cards with Noory on them dressed as Elvis and when you open it up it has Noory singing ...

" Only yewwwwwww ... "

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes, they're those Noory Zombie Drones that call in with their "Wow George it's such an honor to speak with you, you're doing such a great job, and we all just appreciate so much what you're doing, keep up the good work, we hope you just stay there for another ten years." ... all spoken in brainwashed zombie monotone. 

Well they are those paid callers or just plain stupid people like jorch...birds of a feather.
Fine feathered friends of the shitbird hawk!
The other nite for a goof I tune in quick just to see who the guest is...some crazy going on about mind control.  So the ultimate moron that great broadcaster who is doing us all a great service and whom it is apparently a honor to talk to...what can I say the brain dead must have very low standards and are seemingly very very easy to impress...well snorge asks his gh est a question;  "so how do you de-mind...ah like de-mind control someone? " I hear that anx it's click...I reach for the green power button on my Bose clock radio an d it's good bye to the shit show hosted by the shitbird, I really think is getting worse latey. He is hardly making sense. Hey jorge...you dope  you have any shame, do you ever listen to a replay of urself? It's obvious your bosses don't... it is quite evident that sadly you have no self pride because these shows u have been defecating across the air waves are a plain old disgrace. They are terrible because you suck. What a shame...just try a little ?

[Falkie2013]

Well they are those paid callers or just plain stupid people like jorch...birds of a feather.
Fine feathered friends of the shitbird hawk!
The other nite for a goof I tune in quick just to see who the guest is...some crazy going on about mind control.  So the ultimate moron that great broadcaster who is doing us all a great service and whom it is apparently a honor to talk to...what can I say the brain dead must have very low standards and are seemingly very very easy to impress...well snorge asks his gh est a question;  "so how do you de-mind...ah like de-mind control someone? " I hear that anx it's click...I reach for the green power button on my Bose clock radio an d it's good bye to the shit show hosted by the shitbird, I really think is getting worse latey. He is hardly making sense. Hey jorge...you dope  you have any shame, do you ever listen to a replay of urself? It's obvious your bosses don't... it is quite evident that sadly you have no self pride because these shows u have been defecating across the air waves are a plain old disgrace. They are terrible because you suck. What a shame...just try a little ?

Someone needs to send this to Noory.



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[nooryisawesome]

6 hours (well actually 2 if count Breaks) of open lines lined up. Half of thursdays show and all of Friday.*

* Jorch reserves the right to  put one of his sponsors on during this time to have an infomercial like died in the house guy.

[Morgus]

Hoagland has resurfaced - he has just been added to the c2c website schedule to appear as the second half (2 hours) guest on c2c with Noory tonight:
2nd Half: Former space science museum curator and former NASA consultant Richard C. Hoagland shares updates.

[Heather Wade]

Hoagland has resurfaced - he has just been added to the c2c website schedule to appear as the second half (2 hours) guest on c2c with Noory tonight:
2nd Half: Former space science museum curator and former NASA consultant Richard C. Hoagland shares updates.

Certainly raises an eyebrow.  But I still won't listen.  Hopefully some troops in the Scorpion Army can keep a soldier updated.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hoagland has resurfaced - he has just been added to the c2c website schedule to appear as the second half (2 hours) guest on c2c with Noory tonight:
2nd Half: Former space science museum curator and former NASA consultant Richard C. Hoagland shares updates.

Turkeys on Mars?

I'm fascinated by Noory's relationship to weather at the moment. He leads with it in the 'what's happaneen' section and a couple of nights ago had one of his experts on. Noory asked 'where's it all cumeen from?' What could he possibly be so worked up about? Rains of frogs, maybe. Nope. Snow and cold weather. This, Dave describes as 'incredible'. Erm.....has no-one explained the concept of winter to The Idiot?

[SciFiAuthor]

Me too.  I wake up in a sort of proto-human state, issuing grunt-like sounds to communicate, with only primitive desires such as food and warmth.  Then I introduce the coffee, and it is the first step in my slow transmutation towards being an actual conscious human.  By late in the evening, I've finally woken up, and with the right combination of good creative influences such as a good book or good radio show plus the evolutionary catalyst known as good scotch, I actually, for a short time become a kind of advanced human reborn like the starchild from 2001 and my creativity and intellect flows and I can actually get something useful done.  But alas this heightened state of awareness is short-lived, and after reverting into a kind of prehistoric hibernation through the night I wake up once again, a caveman zeebo.

I'm actually at my most creative just after the morning coffee. I can write productively for six hours, so long as I start right then. If I wait an hour or two to start, it's not as good, I might as well attend to other business. I guess the brain is a fresh slate in the morning and if properly stimulated with coffee it functions well, or I do anyway.

Then as the day progresses I devolve into a drunken reptile and I pop on here and talk about George. I don't know how it's come to that, but it has.

[zeebo]

... the shitbird hawk!

a.k.a. ... The NightFinch

[zeebo]

Then as the day progresses I devolve into a drunken reptile ...

For some reason my drunken reptile time seems to be my post productive, just not anything of much value - such as rants, pipe dreams, rpg characters, doodles, empty beer bottles, fake dating site profiles, george noory haikus, etc.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Another Thanksgiving show tomorrow, and I can't believe I'm still listening after all these years. The holiday shows all sound so similar that it often seems like there is one show for each holiday that they dust off and replay once a year. I acknowledge  that George provides a service for shut-ins on holidays - even if he ruins night time radio for everyone else. One December in the mid-2000's I sent $noory a short interesting piece about the Star of Bethlehem. It spoke of how the star was actually a conjunction of three planets in Pisces, and the Magi (who were astrologers) were able to read this and know where and when to find the Christ child. I thought it might break up the monotony of the Christmas show, and would have taken George less than two minutes to read. But nope, he wasn't having any of it. It's scary to stray from the formula. George is a formula type guy, because following a formula is the path of least resistance. $noory isn't about to sail into uncharted waters.

[onan]

Another Thanksgiving show tomorrow, and I can't believe I'm still listening after all these years. The holiday shows all sound so similar that it often seems like there is one show for each holiday that they dust off and replay once a year. I acknowledge  that George provides a service for shut-ins on holidays - even if he ruins night time radio for everyone else. One December in the mid-2000's I sent $noory a short interesting piece about the Star of Bethlehem. It spoke of how the star was actually a conjunction of three planets in Pisces, and the Magi (who were astrologers) were able to read this and know where and when to find the Christ child. I thought it might break up the monotony of the Christmas show, and would have taken George less than two minutes to read. But nope, he wasn't having any of it. It's scary to stray from the formula. George is a formula type guy, because following a formula is the path of least resistance. $noory isn't about to sail into uncharted waters.

Your first mistake was thinking noory could read.

[steelbot]

Your first mistake was thinking noory could read.

HA!

or was even awake

[ItsOver]

Hoagland has resurfaced - he has just been added to the c2c website schedule to appear as the second half (2 hours) guest on c2c with Noory tonight:
2nd Half: Former space science museum curator and former NASA consultant Richard C. Hoagland shares updates.

Oh good.  The Hoaxster can update everybody with the latest on the Gonculator.

[ZHero]

Just listened to RCH and Nooron reacquainting themselves with each other;  I'm sensing a bit of awkwardness between them.  Something has happened between them that has put some strain on their relationship. 
They were discussing they kinda/maybe/might get together over the holidays...you can almost hear
"NO F***ING WAY." in RCH's voice.

(Edit; y'know, C2C is not too bad after a couple of Thanksgiving eve Margaritas....>Hic<) 

[zeebo]

Just listened to RCH and Nooron reacquainting themselves with each other;  I'm sensing a bit of awkwardness between them.  Something has happened between them that has put some strain on their relationship. 
They were discussing they kinda/maybe/might get together over the holidays...you can almost hear
"NO F***ING WAY." in RCH's voice.

Yeah also when Hoagie was talking about his Mars images he slipped in a "As I mentioned when I spoke previously with Art...."  Dead silence from Noorie on that.  I don't know if it was just a trivial conversational thing or if he intentionally did it but I still gave Hoagie a +1 on that.

[ZHero]

Yeah also when Hoagie was talking about his Mars images he slipped in a "As I mentioned when I spoke previously with Art...."  Dead silence from Noorie on that.  I don't know if it was just a trivial conversational thing or if he intentionally did it but I still gave Hoagie a +1 on that.

Lol Yeah! Nooron is thinking "F*** Art Bell!  Am I EVER GONNA GET OUT OF BELL'S SHADOW??!!"

[georgesucks]

Noory, you have overstayed your welcome on Coast. Retire.

This is the most depressed interview I have heard from Hoagland.

At least George is no quitter.

[zeebo]

At least George is no quitter.

That's not necessarily a good thing - I have a hemorrhoid that won't quit.

[FallenSeraph]

Hey did anyone catch the first half of the show? I turned on the radio about 15 minutes before it ended and George sounded tense and/or pissed as hell. Just wondering if something happened that I missed.

[Falkie2013]

Hey did anyone catch the first half of the show? I turned on the radio about 15 minutes before it ended and George sounded tense and/or pissed as hell. Just wondering if something happened that I missed.

Well, he probably read the email I sent to him when he wished me a happy thanksgiving just before airtime in an email to me.

I know I'm annoying the hell out of him.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'm actually at my most creative just after the morning coffee. I can write productively for six hours, so long as I start right then. If I wait an hour or two to start, it's not as good, I might as well attend to other business. I guess the brain is a fresh slate in the morning and if properly stimulated with coffee it functions well, or I do anyway.

I do most of my work at night. As they say, "Programming is for nighttime".