George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

What in the SHIT did I listen to last night?!

I'm so tired of this ridiculous religious shit and end times with the only break being one of these "emerging artists" sounding like Conway Twitty shitting razor blades.  Probably the shittiest bumper music I've ever heard.  Is he getting paid to plug these artists or is Premiere forcing him to do it?

I thought for a moment I'd be saved by open lines, but even that was cut short by an hour for some other horse shit.  The one interesting caller during open lines (among all the other religious shit calls) actually woke me up on the drive last night.  Snoorge had to be sure to say (after the caller said where he lives is 45 mins from Toronto) that he was going to be hosting an event there.  Then right at the climax of this dude's story, Snoorge fucking cuts him off and plugs the fact that he's going to be in Toronto again and "be sure to get your tickets now, they go really fast".  Oh fuck yourself and get off your high horse, you asshole.

I was a little miffed when he started plugging the company Cheaper Than Dirt during his ad spots too, the same cock suckers that decided to raise the prices of all their stock to astronomical prices after the Sandy Hook shooting and then ceased all firearms sales to cater to the public outcry.  2nd Amendment supporters my ass.

I took two gems away from last night though that had me just completely dumbfounded.  At one point Snoorge says "I've always felt that we're a wireless internet of life"--What the FUCK??  Also his question to one of the guests-- "Was Hitler always evil??"

What a god damned moron.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Shame on your scumbag guests who used the Mayans to line their own greedy pockets, but most of all shame on you, George. As part of operation 12/21/12 you promulgated the phony end date for ten years, and you're still doing it...

And not only that, but he lied about retiring on that date. 

I think the Snorge knows he sucks and was just hoping to keep his job as long as possible.  He thought that maybe if he made 2012 his signature topic and promised to quit, that perhaps the suits at PremRat would go along with the gag and let him stay until then rather than go through the trouble of firing him.

I do look forward to the end.  It will be interesting to see what it is that finally costs George his job.

[starrmtn001]

And not only that, but he lied about retiring on that date. 

I think the Snorge knows he sucks and was just hoping to keep his job as long as possible.  He thought that maybe if he made 2012 his signature topic and promised to quit, that perhaps the suits at PremRat would go along with the gag and let him stay until then rather than go through the trouble of firing him.

I do look forward to the end.  It will be interesting to see what it is that finally costs George his job.

I was thinking the same thing.  snoortard kinda reminds me of the flesh eating virus except that he's the radio wave eating virus.

[popple]

I've been a way for a while. Did anyone go out and get a life like Gnoory portrait tattoo while I was gone? We already know about Tommy's tramp stamp and that doesn't count.

[ZHero]

L.M.Marzulli is on C2c tonight and despite Nooron, it's been more interesting than usual.
I just have one negative;
Marzulli says he believes that if mankind has a nuclear event, E.T.s will intervene and stop us.
Question- why didn't they stop us from nuking Japan in WWII?

[Yorkshire pud]

What in the SHIT did I listen to last night?!

I'm so tired of this ridiculous religious shit and end times with the only break being one of these "emerging artists" sounding like Conway Twitty shitting razor blades.  Probably the shittiest bumper music I've ever heard.  Is he getting paid to plug these artists or is Premiere forcing him to do it?

I thought for a moment I'd be saved by open lines, but even that was cut short by an hour for some other horse shit.  The one interesting caller during open lines (among all the other religious shit calls) actually woke me up on the drive last night.  Snoorge had to be sure to say (after the caller said where he lives is 45 mins from Toronto) that he was going to be hosting an event there.  Then right at the climax of this dude's story, Snoorge fucking cuts him off and plugs the fact that he's going to be in Toronto again and "be sure to get your tickets now, they go really fast".  Oh fuck yourself and get off your high horse, you asshole.

I was a little miffed when he started plugging the company Cheaper Than Dirt during his ad spots too, the same cock suckers that decided to raise the prices of all their stock to astronomical prices after the Sandy Hook shooting and then ceased all firearms sales to cater to the public outcry.  2nd Amendment supporters my ass.

I took two gems away from last night though that had me just completely dumbfounded.  At one point Snoorge says "I've always felt that we're a wireless internet of life"--What the FUCK??  Also his question to one of the guests-- "Was Hitler always evil??"

What a god damned moron.

But you love it so much, you'll tune in and listen to it again... So stop complaining.

[Yorkshire pud]

I do look forward to the end.  It will be interesting to see what it is that finally costs George his job.

Oh that's easy....no audience; but he has more than enough encouragement on here for his management to keep things as they are. I'd say he has it licked. 

[Morgus]

Question- why didn't they stop us from nuking Japan in WWII?

that was before Roswell (1947) 

[ZHero]

that was before Roswell (1947) 

Really? So ur saying the first time we were ever visited by ETs was 1947?  Really? Really?

[Yorkshire pud]

L.M.Marzulli is on C2c tonight and despite Nooron, it's been more interesting than usual.
I just have one negative;
Marzulli says he believes that if mankind has a nuclear event, E.T.s will intervene and stop us.
Question- why didn't they stop us from nuking Japan in WWII?

ET is a tardy and pretty discriminatory arse when it comes to defining 'nuclear event'...Wasn't there to stop Chernobyl, Three mile Island, Fukushima...

[onan]

ROFL

I just skimmed that other forum.

Noory posted:

Finally a chat board that does the right thing!!!!

God what a loser. Respect from a protected forum. I doubt he gets the significance.

[UnscreenedCaller]

ROFL

I just skimmed that other forum.

Noory posted:

God what a loser. Respect from a protected forum. I doubt he gets the significance.

Even worse than that, *he* used three exclamation marks. How very Marcia Brady of *him*.

[onan]

Even worse than that, *he* used three exclamation marks. How very Marcia Brady of *him*.

Good point, Noory probably is confused about the ability of there being more than one forum on the internet. Plus, I doubt he knows what an exclamation point is.

[BobGrau]

Good point, Noory probably is confused about the ability of there being more than one forum on the internet. Plus, I doubt he knows what an exclamation point is.

'Course not, thish is a fambly shew.

[Falkie2013]

Hahaha...Jorch is going to be in Toronto AGAIN??  I wonder what musical treats Jorch the Crooner will belt out this time?  I'll bet a lot of the folks show-up just for the cheap laughs.  I'm surprised he's not pelted with pizza rolls after one of his "performances."

If those tasty Canadians were more militaristic ( which is not to denigrate the thousands of Canadians who fought in WWI, II & Korea & maybe Vietnam and Afghanistan for all I know ) they'd declare war on us for our spawing the $nooremaster.
I'm surprised they even let the guy into the country after they've heard him sing once.
The $noore just loves to cut people off and self-promote himself, doesn't he ?
Once again proving that ... GEORGE NOORY SUCKS.

[Falkie2013]

I was thinking the same thing.  snoortard kinda reminds me of the flesh eating virus except that he's the radio wave eating virus.

Radio wave eating virus.

I like that.

Maybe radio wave sucking virus as well.

Is there anyone else out there approaching the suckiness of Noory on the radio that anyone could mention ?

Hmm ... supposedly our broadcast signals go out into space. I hope some other civilization doesn't get to hear $noory as they monitor our broadcasts and decide to destroy us as a threat to the sanity of the universe because of him.

[PB the Deplorable]

ROFL

I just skimmed that other forum.

Noory posted:

[Finally a chat board that does the right thing!!!!]

Heh, his grand daughter still prefers this thread

[ItsOver]

ROFL

I just skimmed that other forum.

Noory posted:

God what a loser. Respect from a protected forum. I doubt he gets the significance.

Is his mommie running that forum?  What a weenie.  Bring back your crown, Jorch. 

[ziznak]

I guess I didn't put up the youtube thing right, but you can find it by searching youtube for : Nuestra Finca El Peru  by Daniel Delgado

Nuestra Finca El Peru

whoa... i couldn't really understand a word of that video but I got the point.  It was like watching cribs but from Peru.  I couldn't turn away and found I was inspired by this video.  I asked myself things like "How did they amass such a collection of pots?"  and  "is this town rising out of the ground or is the fact that it is unpaved mean they are slowly wearing away the earth under them?"

in time I grew more concerned...
"where are the stray chickens?  have they eaten them all?  I only noticed a couple of dogs"

"oh I get it now! they've cornered the market on chips and soda... that was a store front!  Totally thought they were like hoarding chips and soda there for a min"

eventually my thoughts fell on one and only one thing...
"What could I do with 2 crock pots?  ahhh the possibilities!  thankyou mayans.  If not for anything the concept of the double crock pot has been left bubbling in my head."

[starrmtn001]

Radio wave eating virus.

I like that.

Maybe radio wave sucking virus as well.

Is there anyone else out there approaching the suckiness of Noory on the radio that anyone could mention ?

Hmm ... supposedly our broadcast signals go out into space. I hope some other civilization doesn't get to hear $noory as they monitor our broadcasts and decide to destroy us as a threat to the sanity of the universe because of him.

On the other hand, what if snoortard is an escaped alien convict and another civilization's law enforcement , say The Alien Detective Agency (or TADA), finds him here via our broadcasts.

TADA arrives, apprehends snoortard, and leaves.  TA-DAAAA!   Now, that, would be a good thing.

[Falkie2013]

On the other hand, what if snoortard is an escaped alien convict and another civilization's law enforcement , say The Alien Detective Agency (or TADA), finds him here via our broadcasts.

TADA arrives, apprehends snoortard, and leaves.  TA-DAAAA!   Now, that, would be a good thing.

Or it could be that $noorge really comes from a planet where people hate bad broadcasters & broadcasting and the aliens dumped him here to get rid of him.

[zeebo]

'Course not, thish is a fambly shew.

Yes perhaps he's aware that in computer parlance an exclamation point is sometimes called a "bang". 

[starrmtn001]

Or it could be that $noorge really comes from a planet where people hate bad broadcasters & broadcasting and the aliens dumped him here to get rid of him.

Well, yeah.  That too. 
Hey.  How much, of whatever aliens like, do you think they'd want to take him back?  Kind of a ransom in reverse.

[Jocko Johnson]

If anything ever causes the suits at prem rat to can that clown jorch it will have to be something like getting caught drunk and high on tomb-or-ick with some pre-teen hookers driving erracticly in d/t LA 'cause he was trying to take a selfie to text to hoaxland or maybe some tax evasion from those trips north of the border or maybe in a drunken stuper refusing to pay for the motel rm and the services of the trannys, when the cops show up after getting a call to handle the "theft of services " dispute and they nail tammy as he is breaking into the hallway vending machines for a can of strawberry yoo hoo and bag greasy jalapeno chicken chip. Maybe that's what eddzees damesy couldn't bring himself to remote view in 2013...what a horror!

[Sambo]

Aliens are interdimensional servants of the devil....

Fuck me if aliens make a formal debut to us earthlings we're going to blow them out of the sky in the name of God aren't we?

Has anyone bothered to trace the history of the idea of demonic aliens? In the last five years I've heard more about this highly probable notion than ever in the past

[Morgus]

What just happened?
Did Noory dump his first guest after less than 15minutes and going to open lines instead?

[Meanandnasty]

Mr. Noory, did someone get angry and the guest went bye-bye?

Really need a whole show on anger issues.

[No Name Storm]

Yes, he dumped his guest.....without a word to the guest or the listeners. What a rude creep Noory is. I'm new here.

[Sambo]

He sounds really anxious

[Meanandnasty]

Yes, he dumped his guest.....without a word to the guest or the listeners. What a rude creep Noory is. I'm new here.

Well. . my anger quotient just went and my blood pressure went through the roof.  I think the show is self-defeating.

I really think the clip segment went over like a thud.

I really thought that he would be an informative guest.