George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

Lol, Dolphin ain't gonna like this one bit

Didn't bother me, other than he's misusing the word shill. A shill for whom? Where is the necessary misrepresentation to obscure that hallmarks that one is shilling for someone else? The proper word would have been hack for his intent. Mean what you say, say what you mean, and use a dictionary so you don't look dumb on youtube.

*sigh*

[DocHolliday]

Didn't bother me, other than he's misusing the word shill. A shill for whom? Where is the necessary misrepresentation to obscure that hallmarks that one is shilling for someone else? The proper word would have been hack for his intent. Mean what you say, say what you mean, and use a dictionary so you don't look dumb on youtube.

*sigh*

1shill intransitive verb \ˈshil\
: to talk about or describe someone or something in a favorable way because you are being paid to do it

2shill noun
Definition of SHILL

1
a :  one who acts as a decoy (as for a pitchman or gambler)
b :  one who makes a sales pitch or serves as a promoter


I think the Snoorge fits all of these examples in one way or another.

[georgesucks]

Hello George How are you doing?

[Jocko Johnson]

Hello George How are you doing?

Ha...snorge...I mean fishy can't read his dictionary! ?
You tell 'em Doc!

[SciFiAuthor]

I see you newcomers haven't yet figured out how to spot George by writing style yet (and the fact that he posts under the name Gnoory). Best to stick around and see one of his posts before going all overboard.

[FallenSeraph]

I see you newcomers haven't yet figured out how to spot George by writing style yet (and the fact that he posts under the name Gnoory). Best to stick around and see one of his posts before going all overboard.

 

[SciFiAuthor]

Ah fuck. I just looked at the Quit thread. Trolls galore.

For the record, I will defend Art on the same basis as I do Noory. Fairness.

[FallenSeraph]

Ah fuck. I just looked at the Quit thread. Trolls galore.

For the record, I will defend Art on the same basis as I do Noory. Fairness.

Even Art showed up to bitch-slap some trolls. It's like falling down the rabbit hole over there.

[SciFiAuthor]

Even Art showed up to bitch-slap some trolls. It's like falling down the rabbit hole over there.

I know. Its gone really nasty. Especially in light that Art and Paul went way past the call of duty to keep everyone informed.

[zeebo]

Ah fuck. I just looked at the Quit thread. Trolls galore.

For the record, I will defend Art on the same basis as I do Noory. Fairness.

I've sworn off the Quit thread utterly, as it just seems like a melancholy half-mad wasteland of angst.  (i.e. good troll food).  If Art ever returns, I'm sure I'll hear of it, otherwise, I'm trying to move on.

As for your defending Noory here amongst this group, I thought it was salmon not dolphins that insist on swimming upstream.   

[SciFiAuthor]

I've sworn off the Quit thread utterly, as it just seems like a melancholy half-mad wasteland of angst.  (i.e. good troll food).  If Art ever returns, I'm sure I'll hear of it, otherwise, I'm trying to move on.

As for your defending Noory here amongst this group, I thought it was salmon not dolphins that insist on swimming upstream.   

Yeah, that's pretty well what it is. I mean really, Art's detailed everything, only he was privy to the behind the scenes. So ya know, it unfolded the way it did and I'll be there in two years when he streams. Corporations and legalities can certainly suck, we all know that.

Salmon are delicious . . .

[Falkie2013]

But Falkie grew up around strippers and he has a Lexus.

While I have known strippers over the years, if I'd grown up around strippers I couldn't have afforded a tricycle much less a Prius.
Though I would have walked around with a knowing smile on my face and an empty wallet.

[SoupStrainer]

Hello Bell Gab!  I found this forum - well, this thread specifically - a few weeks ago after the tenth facepalm of the night, thinking to myself; "Holy shit!  This mush-mouthed, disrespectful, mentally retarded old goofball must have a website dedicated to how much he sucks!"  Well, I've been reading through this thread for a few days, and thank god that it exists.  After about a week ago when Snoorge explained to his guest that he had been sent "some" of her book (wtf?), and then blurted out in typical idiotic Noory style that her book had been out since February, and that some people had seen it in the stores, etc. to her disbelieving laughter, well I had to register and join the fray. 

George Noory!  You SUCK!  You are terrible.  I have been in a car with three other passengers who had never heard of Coast to Coast that spontaneously burst out in laughter at your moronic non sequitur style and idiotic conversation skills.  Quit.  Stop.

[zeebo]

Hello Bell Gab!  I found this forum - well, this thread specifically - a few weeks ago after the tenth facepalm of the night ....

haha, welcome Soup, you have found the right place

[Nebraska888]

Hello Bell Gab!  I found this forum - well, this thread specifically - a few weeks ago after the tenth facepalm of the night, thinking to myself; "Holy shit!  This mush-mouthed, disrespectful, mentally retarded old goofball must have a website dedicated to how much he sucks!"  Well, I've been reading through this thread for a few days, and thank god that it exists.  After about a week ago when Snoorge explained to his guest that he had been sent "some" of her book (wtf?), and then blurted out in typical idiotic Noory style that her book had been out since February, and that some people had seen it in the stores, etc. to her disbelieving laughter, well I had to register and join the fray. 

George Noory!  You SUCK!  You are terrible.  I have been in a car with three other passengers who had never heard of Coast to Coast that spontaneously burst out in laughter at your moronic non sequitur style and idiotic conversation skills.  Quit.  Stop.

WELCOME TO THE FORUM!

[onan]

Hello Bell Gab!  I found this forum - well, this thread specifically - a few weeks ago after the tenth facepalm of the night, thinking to myself; "Holy shit!  This mush-mouthed, disrespectful, mentally retarded old goofball must have a website dedicated to how much he sucks!"  Well, I've been reading through this thread for a few days, and thank god that it exists.  After about a week ago when Snoorge explained to his guest that he had been sent "some" of her book (wtf?), and then blurted out in typical idiotic Noory style that her book had been out since February, and that some people had seen it in the stores, etc. to her disbelieving laughter, well I had to register and join the fray. 

George Noory!  You SUCK!  You are terrible.  I have been in a car with three other passengers who had never heard of Coast to Coast that spontaneously burst out in laughter at your moronic non sequitur style and idiotic conversation skills.  Quit.  Stop.

Welcome, you are lucky this week is our Noory in Shakespeare festival.

[stevesh]

Welcome, you are lucky this week is our Noory in Shakespeare festival.

I thought this week was Noory On Ice.

[ItsOver]

Even Art showed up to bitch-slap some trolls. It's like falling down the rabbit hole over there.

I was thinking somebody removed a manhole cover and I fell into a sewer.  I'm surprised Art's still posting on that thread.  I shouldn't be too surprised, though.  Art posts on a thread about him quitting and Noory posts on a thread about him sucking.

[onan]

I thought this week was Noory On Ice.

crap we double booked noory. no worries he can easily divide his non-attention.

[Treading Water]

crap we double booked noory. no worries he can easily divide his non-attention.

Whew, that was close.  So, will he be able to attend the Noory X-Games tribute on Black Friday??

[zeebo]

I thought this week was Noory On Ice.

Now that is quite an image my brain has just rendered up.  Stop brain, stop.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I thought this week was Noory On Ice.

With special guest Michio Kaku.

http://youtu.be/IRaDSWzYsag

[munbeam666]

Welcome, you are lucky this week is our Noory in Shakespeare festival.

When is the Noory in Elvis festival?

[Jocko Johnson]

And now just for good measure...jorch snorgey sucks monkey nuts.
That is all...good night.

[PB the Deplorable]

Will the Noory family be watching George's favorite movie again this Thanksgiving - Old Yellow, the story of a child's beloved dog that has to be shot.

[Falkie2013]

Will the Noory family be watching George's favorite movie again this Thanksgiving - Old Yellow, the story of a child's beloved dog that has to be shot.

George Noory stars in Old Smeller.

[Falkie2013]

And now just for good measure...jorch snorgey sucks monkey nuts.
That is all...good night.

Noory needs to sue over this one.

How did they miss putting him on the list ?

GQ marks Iran deal by naming Barack Obama 17th-least influential celebrity
Magazine names former NBA star Dennis Rodman as least influential star and says president picked as 'nothing gets done'

Associated Press
theguardian.com, Sunday 24 November 2013 14.23 EST

What does a president have to do to get noticed around here? Photograph: Charles Dharapak/AP
On the day his administration played a key role in international efforts to agree a deal to limit Iran's nuclear programme, Barack Obama has been named among the top 25 "least influential people" of 2013.

The president is number 17 on the list, according to its publisher, GQ magazine, because "nothing gets done."

The former NBA star Dennis Rodman is the magazine's No1 least influential celebrity of the year. The 52-year-old, who attracted publicity when he visited Kim Jong Un in North Korea, was named ahead of twerking pop star Miley Cyrus, Obama and celebrity chef Paula Deen.

GQ called Rodman a "Q-list celebrity willing to commit borderline treason just to hang out with a dictator who himself aspires to be a Q-list celebrity". Rodman said this week he is preparing to return to North Korea late next month, for an exhibition basketball tour.

Deen, who this year admitted to having used racist language to describe black employees, came in at number two, while the former Congressman Anthony Weiner, whose run for mayor of New York fell apart amidst repeated "sexting" scandals, was named at number three. "He's the saddest lecher in American politics, and that's saying something, because they're all lechers," the magazine said.

Cyrus, who garnered attention at this year's MTV Video Music Awards for her provocative performance with a foam finger, was No6, for "basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to rile up America's few remaining pearl clutchers". The magazine added: "What's sad is that it totally worked."

Other celebrities on the list include Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Will Smith.

The president was deemed even less influential than Ryan Reynolds, Lennay Kekua (Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend) and whistleblower Edward Snowden.

[Falkie2013]

Just got an email from RCH. Seems as if he's on a sabbatical and has not been " fired " from his C2C science advisor position. He was suprised to hear that people think that.

[jambo101]

 Seems everytime i turn on C2C i'm hearing some drunk going on about a dream he had once upon a time. also much political rantings are starting to take over an already boring show..
I dont understand why the powers at C2C dont realize that the genius of Art Bell built that show and if he wants to return to late night radio Noory should be shown the door and Art Bell welcomed back to his rightful place.

[SciFiAuthor]

Just got an email from RCH. Seems as if he's on a sabbatical and has not been " fired " from his C2C science advisor position. He was suprised to hear that people think that.

Well, that's like getting an email from Jesus. Get his 19.5 degree ass in here to interact with us.