George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Heather Wade]

Well getting back to the suckage that is jorch snorgey...last nite around 0427 or about that time...I am ready to fall asleep so I turn on my local talk/news radio station to ck the weather etc before I knockoff and since they carry that cunt face snoory I hear a caller ask him something about supplements and the FDA. So shit for brains says well what the FDA does...is ah...well let me just tell you this, there's a lot of stuff out there and even if it works you can't say it cures cancer...ok? But some can...you have to go and check out this site consumers lab they are very good they check this stuff out and they don't take money from anyone; (well not really cause when I went to the site and I bet somehow snorge has something to do or gain from this place...they have been around since 1999 and they charge $59.95 for membership to read their reports!) but here's the best he then says..."so check them out consumer labs THEY PASS THE MUSTARD! " WOW !!! What a fucking moron! Was hetalking about hot dogs?  He's trying, he is just a dumb man...they don't pass muster...they pass the mustard! What else can you say...jorch u shithead do you have even an iota of brains to even attempt not to look and sound like the biggest asshat jerk off ass wipe on the planet.  How could such a dope be on the air and nobody but us here say anything about it? And this was just one exchange,  1/2 a phone call! I could only imagine what else he said. Anyone else hear this...? They pass they MUSTARD.

No, I didn't hear it; I hate it that so many people get common expressions wrong these days.
I'm no engineer, but I believe the saying goes:  "They don't cut the mustard."  or, in this case, used incorrectly, "They cut the mustard."

Every time George speaks, his iq drops five points.  Sheesh.  What a moron.  I am sorry you were exposed to such stupidity.  Get well soon.

[b_dubb]

well of course you realize that the dolphin is actually l ron hubbard

[starrmtn001]

No, I didn't hear it; I hate it that so many people get common expressions wrong these days.
I'm no engineer, but I believe the saying goes:  "They don't cut the mustard."  or, in this case, used incorrectly, "They cut the mustard."

Every time George speaks, his iq drops five points.  Sheesh.  What a moron.  I am sorry you were exposed to such stupidity.  Get well soon.

snoortard can't cut the "mustard," but he sure can cut the cheese.

[starrmtn001]

Well getting back to the suckage that is jorch snorgey...last nite around 0427 or about that time...I am ready to fall asleep so I turn on my local talk/news radio station to ck the weather etc before I knockoff and since they carry that cunt face snoory I hear a caller ask him something about supplements and the FDA. So shit for brains says well what the FDA does...is ah...well let me just tell you this, there's a lot of stuff out there and even if it works you can't say it cures cancer...ok? But some can...you have to go and check out this site consumers lab they are very good they check this stuff out and they don't take money from anyone; (well not really cause when I went to the site and I bet somehow snorge has something to do or gain from this place...they have been around since 1999 and they charge $59.95 for membership to read their reports!) but here's the best he then says..."so check them out consumer labs THEY PASS THE MUSTARD! " WOW !!! What a fucking moron! Was hetalking about hot dogs?  He's trying, he is just a dumb man...they don't pass muster...they pass the mustard! What else can you say...jorch u shithead do you have even an iota of brains to even attempt not to look and sound like the biggest asshat jerk off ass wipe on the planet.  How could such a dope be on the air and nobody but us here say anything about it? And this was just one exchange,  1/2 a phone call! I could only imagine what else he said. Anyone else hear this...? They pass they MUSTARD.

BWHAAAAA!!!  Gwad I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[Heather Wade]

snoortard can't cut the "mustard," but he sure can cut the cheese.

He might cut the cheese nightly on his turkey sammiches, but after ten years, he still doesn't pass muster.   

[ziznak]

The next time I have to take an extremely explosive dump I'm gonna say I have to go pass the mustard.

[ZHero]

The next time I have to take an extremely explosive dump I'm gonna say I have to go pass the mustard.

+1 

[zeebo]

...Sadly, "glowing eyes" is not one of George's MK Ultra cues because he didn't acknowledge it.

I think he was in MK Half-Ass.  They have different cue codes. 

[starrmtn001]

He might cut the cheese nightly on his turkey sammiches, but after ten years, he still doesn't pass muster.   

But, he can pass his muster while simultaneously cutting his cheese.

[ItsOver]

..."so check them out consumer labs THEY PASS THE MUSTARD! " WOW !!! What a fucking moron! Was he talking about hot dogs?... 

No doubt.  "Chicago, all beef dogs.  Thuh best."    Maybe he stuffed his turkey with them. 

[zeebo]

...With that anti-Bellgab forum appearing and with Falkie getting trashed over there ... I unequivocally raise my middle finger to the other place.

And this squirrel likewise turns his nose up at any place that would be mean to our noble Falkie.  Hmmpff!

[starrmtn001]

And this squirrel likewise turns his nose up at any place that would be mean to our noble Falkie.  Hmmpff!

I second your nose.   Hmmpff and  Hmmpff!

[Heather Wade]

I second your nose.   Hmmpff and  Hmmpff!

I'll see your Hmmpff, and raise you a Pfffshh, As If.   

How dare they mess with Falkie.  HOW DARE THEY!? (jc voice)   

[starrmtn001]

I'll see your Hmmpff, and raise you a Pfffshh, As If.   

How dare they mess with Falkie.  HOW DARE THEY!? (jc voice)   

[CJJames]

I'm thankful that each day that passes is a day closer to the end of Noory radio :-)

[alger]

I'm thankful that each day that passes is a day closer to the end of Noory radio :-)

With nothing to replace it. 

[Marc.Knight]

I'm thankful that each day that passes is a day closer to the end of Noory radio :-)

Yes, but then they'll play: "George Noory, Somewhere in Grime" forever and ever.

[SoupStrainer]

God damn it he sucks!  "I think Mothman was the Jersey Devil!"
Guest: "... uhh, what led you to that conclusion?." 
GN: "Well, uhh, you know uhhh he was around."
...
Guest: "My father saw plenty of cigar shaped UFO's when he was younger"
GN: "Yeeeah, they do continue to show up, uhhhh all over the place."

[ziznak]

I listened to the JFK drivel from the 25th recently... he mispronounced something stupid and I remember luling in my inbetween sleep and awake states...

George almost wakes me up when he says stupid shit but I can still get enough sleep with him on.

[Jocko Johnson]

No, I didn't hear it; I hate it that so many people get common expressions wrong these days.
I'm no engineer, but I believe the saying goes:  "They don't cut the mustard."  or, in this case, used incorrectly, "They cut the mustard."

Every time George speaks, his iq drops five points.  Sheesh.  What a moron.  I am sorry you were exposed to such stupidity.  Get well soon.

I am guessing the dumby was trying to say...they pass muster. Like they can stand the scrutiny. ..or pass the inspection. Because I think he was trying to say the web site should be trusted or...beeleafed.

[ziznak]

I listened to the JFK drivel from the 25th recently... he mispronounced something stupid and I remember luling in my inbetween sleep and awake states...

George almost wakes me up when he says stupid shit but I can still get enough sleep with him on.

it was "anomaly" that jorch tripped over with his back feet on the 25th... came out "amomomaly" or something haha.  Oh jorch you silly goose!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

it was "anomaly" that jorch tripped over with his back feet on the 25th... came out "amomomaly" or something haha.  Oh jorch you silly goose!!!

He is such an amusing dunce...it'd funny if he just wasn't such a back stabbing, phony jizzsack.

[ziznak]

he's vaguely hate-able.

[ziznak]

its not mine but... was checking to make sure google images still has a ton of similar pics when you type "george noory sucks" in.

found it vaguely hilarious.

[BobGrau]

Yes, but then they'll play: "George Noory, Somewhere in Grime" forever and ever.

SlumWhere In Time
Slumming It In Time
Sucking In Suck.

[zeebo]

SlumWhere In Time
Slumming It In Time
Sucking In Suck.

Somewhere His Mind

[ziznak]

ah small correction the show he said "amomoly" on was that 50th jfk aniversary show on the 22nd not the show on the 25th...

my bad

[b_dubb]

its not mine but... was checking to make sure google images still has a ton of similar pics when you type "george noory sucks" in.

found it vaguely hilarious.

Both of these boxers deserve more respect. I'm calling ASPCA

[DanTSX]

its not mine but... was checking to make sure google images still has a ton of similar pics when you type "george noory sucks" in.

found it vaguely hilarious.

lolol juvenile but too funny.

[DanTSX]

its not mine but... was checking to make sure google images still has a ton of similar pics when you type "george noory sucks" in.

found it vaguely hilarious.

It never gets old.