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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

valdez

Quote from: ZHero on November 28, 2013, 12:22:36 AM
Just listened to RCH and Nooron reacquainting themselves with each other;  I'm sensing a bit of awkwardness between them...
Quote from: Seraphim27 on November 28, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
Hey did anyone catch the first half of the show? I turned on the radio about 15 minutes before it ended and George sounded tense and/or pissed as hell. Just wondering if something happened that I missed.

  He might have been miffed at George Barnes for correcting him on something or other to do with chemtrails or weather modification, but I think George was just bored.  So was I.  Nothing bores me more than chemtrails.  Lines in the sky.  Wow.  The big news is the return of Richard C. Hoagland (undoubtedly as a result of speculation here in these forums as to whether George gave him the boot) with all of his pomp and glory.  He's writing a paper about this, and is investigating that, and about to make a big announcement about something important soon, and he also thinks that our solar system is the result of alien engineering.  He also recalled a bet made between he and George a while back concerning who would win the 2008 presidential Democratic primary.  Hoagland thought Hillary would win.  George thought it would be Obama.  If George won this bet Hoagland would have to host c2c for a night (interestingly, Richard said he didn't want to do the guest host thing, but that he wanted his own show, which I think would be super cool).  Hoagland remembers, "Obama was at 20%, and George says 'I think Obama will win,’ and I'm thinking 'that’s the dumbest thing George has ever said'..." And that’s why there always some tension between George and the Hoagster, because Richard is one of the very few that will but the word "dumb" in such close proximity to the name "George," on the air, and get away with it.  God bless him, and all coast/Bell gabbers, and a happy Happy Thanksgiving.



joy joy

Falkie2013



See, I told ya he was still alive.

Oh, ye of little faith.

By the by, do radio talk show guests get paid for being interviewed ?

Just curious.


FallenSeraph

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 28, 2013, 03:55:09 AM
Well, he probably read the email I sent to him when he wished me a happy thanksgiving just before airtime in an email to me.

I know I'm annoying the hell out of him.

;D

Share or it didn't happen.  ;)

Poor George. Can't we declare holidays as truce days? I feel protective of him ever since he told me he was putting my dad on the C2C prayer list . . . and look what happened.  :o

Textor

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 28, 2013, 05:09:46 AM
By the by, do radio talk show guests get paid for being interviewed ?

I think it depends on the show.

coaster

Quote from: valdez on November 28, 2013, 05:06:06 AM
  If George won this bet Hoagland would have to host c2c for a night (interestingly, Richard said he didn't want to do the guest host thing, but that he wanted his own show, which I think would be super cool
What a hilarious pile of shit that show would be. I'd tune in for the laughs.

George Drooly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 28, 2013, 05:09:46 AM

By the by, do radio talk show guests get paid for being interviewed ?


We all pay when we listen to George, and it's a hell of a lot more than 15 cents a day.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: onan on November 27, 2013, 07:25:07 PM
Your first mistake was thinking noory could read.
Second mistake thinking he'd stray from the previously appionted path...
If he doesn't stick to the routine he may get lost...and jorch is so stupid that if he does wander off the path and get lost he knows he is so dumb that he'd never find his way back, because the shitbird hawk couldn't find his own ass with his own two hands!

zeebo

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 27, 2013, 10:37:53 AM
...I do find myself interested in Thursday night. Mothman and gratitude. How the holy Jesus Christ George will connect those two topics, I've just got to hear.

Ok I'm curious about the Mothman/Gratitude mash-up as well, and seeing as my small family is rather holiday-phobic, I'm up for checking this out.  I'm already thinking about what next year's show might be:

Bigfoot & Grace
Reptoids & Acceptance
Chupacabras & Harmony
Aliens & Self-esteem

georgesucks

Quote from: zeebo on November 28, 2013, 01:00:41 AM
That's not necessarily a good thing - I have a hemorrhoid that won't quit.
Noory is our hemorrhoid. Noory sucks because he will not quit. I really think that george noory should retire or quit from Coast. Hey George how was your turkey pizza rolls??

zeebo

Quote from: c337pilot on November 28, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
Noory is our hemorrhoid. Noory sucks because he will not quit. I really think that george noory should retire or quit from Coast. Hey George how was your turkey pizza rolls??

lol .. the only way i've found to reduce the Noory irritation problem is to try and first numb my brain with cheap beer (I will not waste good scotch on c2c).  It sort of dampens the annoyance inflammation that occurs.

NoMoreNoory

'Get ready' for Noory being unbearably smug tonight. It looks as though Comet Ison has failed to survive its close encounter with the sun, as Dave 'predicted'. The cynics might point to a 1 in 2 chance of being right, but clearly this is further proof that Noory 'gets' science.

ZHero

I mean seriously, the man is so awful he HAS to be some sort of agent of disinformation.  It's like he is getting PAID to make fans turn their back on C2C. I'd say he was like Ron Burgandy to the Nth power, but I don't want to insult Ron.  Nooron is SO BAD I think he turns off any newcomers who might becoming interested in conspiracys or anything paranormal.  He may even be part of a bigger conspiracy.  Orrrrrrr.....he's just an idiot.  Like the KING of the idiots.  An Idiot-savant-idiot.

MONDAY NIGHT CANT MISS RADIO


From The medical awesomeness that is Ty's Website:

The first alternative cancer treatment which I discovered was Vitamin B17, also known as Laetrile. I saw a video of a champion arm wrestler named Jason Vale who had been cured of cancer by eating the seeds from apples and apricots.

Why stop at Cancer. Ty has the cure for the common cold and you probably have it in the fridge:

Bicarbonate of Soda (aka sodium bicarbonate, NaHCO3, and baking soda) is a simple low-cost substance that is a useful remedy for a variety of ailments and chronic diseases. Discovered in 1840, baking soda (not to be confused with baking powder which typically contains aluminum) is a proven treatment for flus and colds,

Go drink some Peroxide:
Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) ranks up there as one of the best household remedies. Hydrogen peroxide is one of the few “miracle substances” still available to the general public; it is safe, readily available, and dirt cheap. And best of all, it works!

Thats right folks the cure for cancer is apples and apricots, nevermind legit scientist have been working on this for years.


Not from Ty's Website:

To illustrate the point, we were floored to see an internet site that read: Health Alert   â€œShocked Doctors Forced to Eat Crow…after patients use The 31-Day Home Cancer Cure.”  The site introduces an audio and print description of how all manner of cancers can be cured in just 31 days following a regimen that will be displayed once the reader (mark) forks up $19.95.[/b] The magician, in this case, is said to be one Ty Bollinger, who says he is not a doctor, but a former CPA and layman who has studied cancers for 15 years and who now knows more than doctors who specialize in treating cancers. Bollinger over the lengthy video talks about the “dangers” of chemo, radiation and surgery, while denigrating doctors and telling viewers that his 31-day Home Cancer Cure “costs so little that just anybody can afford itâ€"even patients on Medicaid”…and “could save you or a loved one from dying an early death.”

It is worth repeating what we have suggested in our book that medical knowledge changes over time.  Hopefully, we are continuing to make progress in controlling cancers.  Evidence-based medicine helps physicians make well informed decisions about treatments.  Our effort is to present guidelines to patients in plain understandable language about the state of the art of cancer therapies as they evolve.  You can also use our resources and those of such organizations as the American Society of Clinical Oncology, the National Cancer Institute and the American Cancer Society for good solid information.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Seraphim27 on November 28, 2013, 05:55:41 AM
Share or it didn't happen.  ;)

Poor George. Can't we declare holidays as truce days? I feel protective of him ever since he told me he was putting my dad on the C2C prayer list . . . and look what happened.  :o

Between you and that other guy Dortmunder who doesn't believe I exist ... wtf ?

Are you guys members of SCISCOP or something ?

Sheesh.

George Noory
   
Nov 27 (1 day ago)
      
to me

Hey George, in spite of it all…..wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

As for there being a truce, I barely laid a glove on him today. I'm not in Panmunjon, y'know.


Jocko Johnson

Quote from: ZHero on November 28, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
I mean seriously, the man is so awful he HAS to be some sort of agent of disinformation.  It's like he is getting PAID to make fans turn their back on C2C. I'd say he was like Ron Burgandy to the Nth power, but I don't want to insult Ron.  Nooron is SO BAD I think he turns off any newcomers who might becoming interested in conspiracys or anything paranormal.  He may even be part of a bigger conspiracy.  Orrrrrrr.....he's just an idiot.  Like the KING of the idiots.  An Idiot-savant-idiot.
YES the king of IDIOTS that's what the crown was for!!!!!

Falkie2013


got crow ?



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And one for the guy who keeps posting the unicorn pictures.



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Jocko Johnson

Quote from: nooryisawesome on November 28, 2013, 07:32:33 PM
MONDAY NIGHT CANT MISS RADIO


From The medical awesomeness that is Ty's Website:

The first alternative cancer treatment which I discovered was Vitamin B17, also known as Laetrile. I saw a video of a champion arm wrestler named Jason Vale who had been cured of cancer by eating the seeds from apples and apricots.

Why stop at Cancer. Ty has the cure for the common cold and you probably have it in the fridge:

Bicarbonate of Soda (aka sodium bicarbonate, NaHCO3, and baking soda) is a simple low-cost substance that is a useful remedy for a variety of ailments and chronic diseases. Discovered in 1840, baking soda (not to be confused with baking powder which typically contains aluminum) is a proven treatment for flus and colds,

Go drink some Peroxide:
Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) ranks up there as one of the best household remedies. Hydrogen peroxide is one of the few “miracle substances” still available to the general public; it is safe, readily available, and dirt cheap. And best of all, it works!

Thats right folks the cure for cancer is apples and apricots, nevermind legit scientist have been working on this for years.


Not from Ty's Website:

To illustrate the point, we were floored to see an internet site that read: Health Alert   â€œShocked Doctors Forced to Eat Crow…after patients use The 31-Day Home Cancer Cure.”  The site introduces an audio and print description of how all manner of cancers can be cured in just 31 days following a regimen that will be displayed once the reader (mark) forks up $19.95.[/b] The magician, in this case, is said to be one Ty Bollinger, who says he is not a doctor, but a former CPA and layman who has studied cancers for 15 years and who now knows more than doctors who specialize in treating cancers. Bollinger over the lengthy video talks about the “dangers” of chemo, radiation and surgery, while denigrating doctors and telling viewers that his 31-day Home Cancer Cure “costs so little that just anybody can afford itâ€"even patients on Medicaid”…and “could save you or a loved one from dying an early death.”

It is worth repeating what we have suggested in our book that medical knowledge changes over time.  Hopefully, we are continuing to make progress in controlling cancers.  Evidence-based medicine helps physicians make well informed decisions about treatments.  Our effort is to present guidelines to patients in plain understandable language about the state of the art of cancer therapies as they evolve.  You can also use our resources and those of such organizations as the American Society of Clinical Oncology, the National Cancer Institute and the American Cancer Society for good solid information.

Snorey and all these guys are real lowlifes. People die because they listen to this crap so these scumbags make money.
Didn't Steve McQueen die from cancer after he went to Mexico to get apricot and apple seed treatment?  Which by the way is banned in the US because those things are POISON!

DanTSX

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 28, 2013, 05:09:46 AM

See, I told ya he was still alive.

Oh, ye of little faith.

By the by, do radio talk show guests get paid for being interviewed ?

Just curious.

Must have come back alive threw a porthal

DanTSX

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 28, 2013, 07:32:57 PM
Between you and that other guy Dortmunder who doesn't believe I exist ... wtf ?

Are you guys members of SCISCOP or something ?

Sheesh.

George Noory
   
Nov 27 (1 day ago)
      
to me

Hey George, in spite of it all…..wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

As for there being a truce, I barely laid a glove on him today. I'm not in Panmunjon, y'know.

Fuck truces.

Fuck you George.

Just what you fucking need.  Another fucking turkey. 

DanTSX

Quote from: zeebo on November 28, 2013, 12:29:29 AM
Yeah also when Hoagie was talking about his Mars images he slipped in a "As I mentioned when I spoke previously with Art...."  Dead silence from Noorie on that.  I don't know if it was just a trivial conversational thing or if he intentionally did it but I still gave Hoagie a +1 on that.

It's like they are trying to get intimate again after Hoagland was caught cheating on Noory (and faking his death).

So it's just egotistical overdramatic gay sex on the radio.

Fuck you Noory.

Hoagland, you are cool, sorta, but stop faking your own death.  And get a new hair-do.  You look ridiculous.

zeebo

Quote from: ZHero on November 28, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
I mean seriously, the man is so awful he HAS to be some sort of agent of disinformation.  It's like he is getting PAID to make fans turn their back on C2C. I'd say he was like Ron Burgandy to the Nth power, but I don't want to insult Ron.  Nooron is SO BAD I think he turns off any newcomers who might becoming interested in conspiracys or anything paranormal.  He may even be part of a bigger conspiracy.  Orrrrrrr.....he's just an idiot.  Like the KING of the idiots.  An Idiot-savant-idiot.

Interesting theory!  It's like certain news outlets, that want to appear unbiased, so they pick the biggest doofus they can find from the other political side, and have them on knowing they're so lame they'll unwittingly undercut their own party line.

zeebo

Yep, another great paranormal question from George:  "What do you think of Sears?"

DanTSX

Quote from: zeebo on November 28, 2013, 10:17:36 PM
Yep, another great paranormal question from George:  "What do you think of Sears?"

Did he just ask that?

I'm tuning in now. 

What a tard.

Oh I just sent him a fast blast asking him to remove Tommy's floppy tits from his ears so he can actually hear the response from the guests.

Heather Wade

Quote from: ZHero on November 28, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
I mean seriously, the man is so awful he HAS to be some sort of agent of disinformation.  It's like he is getting PAID to make fans turn their back on C2C. I'd say he was like Ron Burgandy to the Nth power, but I don't want to insult Ron.  Nooron is SO BAD I think he turns off any newcomers who might becoming interested in conspiracys or anything paranormal.  He may even be part of a bigger conspiracy.  Orrrrrrr.....he's just an idiot.  Like the KING of the idiots.  An Idiot-savant-idiot.

I have always had this sense that the Nooron & crew have ruined it on purpose.  Filed the edge of C2C from razor sharp to round & dull.  I don't even care why, just wish he'd tap out and go away.  But then... there's the horrifying thought that they might find someone even worse if gn were to quit.   ???

shell88

George: "I think the moth man is the New Jerzy Devil."
guest: "Oh really. Why is that?"
George: " I don't know. don't they look the same?" ::)

She then proceeds to tell a great story about whay her parents never told them what they did for a living until they were teens. George of course cuts her off in the middle of it, just when the story was reaching a climax, and the bugger says we'll be right back after the break to talk about the guests new book and the moth man.  What a buggar!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

yumyumtree

This woman has an annoying vocal delivery, almost Valley Girl.

Heather Wade

Quote from: shell88 on November 28, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
George: "I think the moth man is the New Jerzy Devil."
guest: "Oh really. Why is that?"
George: " I don't know. don't they look the same?" ::)


It's crap like this that makes me smash so many radios.
Did he not do enough tooomeerrric during prep tonight??

Falkie2013

Quote from: shell88 on November 28, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
George: "I think the moth man is the New Jerzy Devil."
guest: "Oh really. Why is that?"
George: " I don't know. don't they look the same?" ::)

She then proceeds to tell a great story about whay her parents never told them what they did for a living until they were teens. George of course cuts her off in the middle of it, just when the story was reaching a climax, and the bugger says we'll be right back after the break to talk about the guests new book and the moth man.  What a buggar!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

And yet tertiary imam keeps defending him.
One poster on here thinks TI IS Noory because he dissapeared off of here around 10 pm.
New program on NBC soon.

$noorge $noory is the Legend of Caca Cuckoo !

Marc.Knight

Quote from: (Redacted) on November 28, 2013, 10:48:00 PM
It's crap like this that makes me smash so many radios.
Did he not do enough tooomeerrric during prep tonight??

I'd love to play back shows like this one to Noory and point out all the suckage.  A lot of the problem stems from C2C management not doing their job, which would be periodic reviews of shows (with Noory in the room) to identify where improvements can be made.  A simple use of "internal controls" that might improve his abilities.

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