George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Heather Wade]

I'd love to play back shows like this one to Noory and point out all the suckage.  A lot of the problem stems from C2C management not doing their job, which would be periodic reviews of shows (with Noory in the room) to identify where improvements can be made.  A simple use of "internal controls" that might improve his abilities.

Like Art once said, "Does anyone at Premiere even listen to the show?"  Paraphrased, but, I'm sure everyone here has had the same thought at one time or another. 

Love reading everyone's reports though. 

I agree, the Nooron could use some kind of coaching.  Start with English, ffs, he murders it.

[Morgus]

We get a Noory-free Friday night tomorrow, but unfortunately we get a Noory Sunday show instead since he hosts his first Sunday show of the month this weekend...

[Heather Wade]

I do most of my work at night. As they say, "Programming is for nighttime".

Easier to concentrate at night, I think.   

[ZHero]

George says he is bringing in RCH for a "breaking" story about the comet Ison.
OH GEORGE! YOU ARE SO WITTY! YOU ARE SO COOL!  WE ALL ADMIRE YOU!
F***  YOU, YOU MARIO LOOKING BASTARD!  GET BENT!!!

Btw George, just in case you are not familiar with the term "get bent";

GET BENT - Much more subtle than f*** you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests... (from the URBAN DICTIONARY online)

[Jocko Johnson]

Like Art once said, "Does anyone at Premiere even listen to the show?"  Paraphrased, but, I'm sure everyone here has had the same thought at one time or another. 

Love reading everyone's reports though. 

I agree, the Nooron could use some kind of coaching.  Start with English, ffs, he murders it.

I 've been asking the same question forever. ..I also want to know if that dim wit snoory ever listens and if he does he must think. ..great show!!! Let's just do it again tomorrow!  Because it just gets worse. The jerky has no shame a real putz!

[Morgus]

Hoagland is on again with Noory right now after his two hour appearance last night...

[ZHero]

I 've been asking the same question forever. ..I also want to know if that dim wit snoory ever listens and if he does he must think. ..great show!!! Let's just do it again tomorrow!  Because it just gets worse. The jerky has no shame a real putz!

Hell, Snorge barely listens to the show while he's doing it.   He's got better things to do. Like text, tweet, FB, shave, masterbate, and even watch the posts here.  Isn't that right Dave?

[Morgus]

Noory just told a caller that he cooked the turkey for a group of about 20 people at his St Louis house earlier today.

[Jocko Johnson]

Yeah he opened the door for the caterers.

[Heather Wade]

I 've been asking the same question forever. ..I also want to know if that dim wit snoory ever listens and if he does he must think. ..great show!!! Let's just do it again tomorrow!  Because it just gets worse. The jerky has no shame a real putz!

Well, it's either our first theory, or, more likely, he's drowning in Yes Men that know he is less than talented, but continue to tell him how great he is.  So, maybe the Nooron is too dumb to be in on the destruction of Coast, and it's someone behind the scenes systematically ruining the show.  Idk, but it has crossed my mind many times, as well.   

I don't think gn bothers to listen to his past shows.  Though... he should be forced to.

[Jocko Johnson]

Well, it's either our first theory, or, more likely, he's drowning in Yes Men that know he is less than talented, but continue to tell him how great he is.  So, maybe the Nooron is too dumb to be in on the destruction of Coast, and it's someone behind the scenes systematically ruining the show.  Idk, but it has crossed my mind many times, as well.   

I don't think gn bothers to listen to his past shows.  Though... he should be forced to.

10-11 years already. ..I wish they get on with it and turn off the lights !

[ZHero]

What a douche. Snorge just toyed with some poor lady caller who didnt recognize his voice and told her she'd have to call back later.  She probably just wanted to wish him a happy thanksgiving. She probably had been on hold for a LONG time. He thought he was SOOO funny when he did it. A-hole!

[Heather Wade]

10-11 years already. ..I wish they get on with it and turn off the lights !

Concur on that.  It's only going to get worse with each broadcast, I'm afraid.  With old age, comes great medication. 

[Heather Wade]

What a douche. Snorge just toyed with some poor lady caller who didnt recognize his voice and told her she'd have to call back later.  She probably just wanted to wish him a happy thanksgiving. She probably had been on hold for a LONG time. He thought he was SOOO funny when he did it. A-hole!

Yet another thing... see?  That would have been two radios smashed tonight.  I abhor the way he handles dismisses callers.  He never got the memo that it's a caller driven program.  What a dick.

And... I know I've said this before, but, Art always treated callers with respect, and every call got a thank you from him.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory just told a caller that he cooked the turkey for a group of about 20 people at his St Louis house earlier today.

He also insisted on singing for them before dinner was served

[Jocko Johnson]

What a douche. Snorge just toyed with some poor lady caller who didnt recognize his voice and told her she'd have to call back later.  She probably just wanted to wish him a happy thanksgiving. She probably had been on hold for a LONG time. He thought he was SOOO funny when he did it. A-hole!

He's a loser and a used jizzsack

[Gd5150]

Always nice for George to keep us company on a family holiday. Sad he won't be here on Friday but at least we get some John B Wells. Theyre the stuffing and mashed potatoes of Thanksgiving dinner served coast to coast.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm thankful for the Dolphin coming here and - with his many posts supporting George - re-energizing the George Noory Sucks thread.

[Marc.Knight]

Noory talked about mothballs all night.

[valdez]

What a douche. Snorge just toyed with some poor lady caller who didnt recognize his voice and told her she'd have to call back later...

     I suppose that was her punishment for not recognizing the voice of El Mighty Long Term Contract Boy.  Brenda Knight on Mothman and gratitude.  An  odd combination, but she sounded sweet.  Twice she asked George about his opinion about something (I forget what it was), and both times he weaseled his way out of giving an answer.  Memo to future sweet sounding sincere guest looking to interact with big time host: it ain't him.  During open lines a caller asked George to elaborate on the show he did about rock stars that were mysteriously killed off.  George said "I remember they were killed off mysteriously, but I can't remember their names right now."  Memo to George:  the reason your mind went blank on that question was because you didn't do that show.  Wells did it.  Last week.  Moron. 

[DanTSX]

It's crap like this that makes me smash so many radios.
Did he not do enough tooomeerrric during prep tonight??

Yeah I heard that too.  Thats when I turned the radio off and went to bed.

I used to manage to stay awake until 4a.m. during the Art days.

[NoMoreNoory]

she sounded sweet.

Don't disagree with you on much, Valdez, but have to part company with you there! She sounded like an escapee from SNL's Californinans ( though oddly, she said she was born in West Virginia).
Be that is it may, NMN has decided that, in honour of Betsey, our new euphemism for taking a poop will be having a 'gratitude movement'.

[LAM4:2]

I don't usually listen to C2C, but when I do I stay NooryFree.

[Heather Wade]

Yeah I heard that too.  Thats when I turned the radio off and went to bed.

I used to manage to stay awake until 4a.m. during the Art days.

It's a sad state of affairs.  I remember those long, trippy nights with Art, too.

[zeebo]

It's a sad state of affairs.  I remember those long, trippy nights with Art, too.

The recent great Knapp show about the Dyatlov Pass Incident was the first time in years I listened to an entire c2c show from start to finish.  The time flew by and when it was over I sadly realized how with Art's shows that used to be the norm. 

What used to often be like a satisfying Thanksgiving meal with all the trimmings is now like what I had for my holiday dinner last night - Costco corn dogs, half-stale pretzels, and a swig of cherry cough syrup for dessert.

[Juan]

I guess Thanksgiving fogged the memories of those of us in the States, buy you forruners should have remembered that November 27th is Pizza Roll Remembrance Day.  So (ha) Wednesday was the first anniversary.

[ziznak]

I guess Thanksgiving fogged the memories of those of us in the States, buy you forruners should have remembered that November 27th is Pizza Roll Remembrance Day.  So (ha) Wednesday was the first anniversary.

omg... how could we have missed this!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Well getting back to the suckage that is jorch snorgey...last nite around 0427 or about that time...I am ready to fall asleep so I turn on my local talk/news radio station to ck the weather etc before I knockoff and since they carry that cunt face snoory I hear a caller ask him something about supplements and the FDA. So shit for brains says well what the FDA does...is ah...well let me just tell you this, there's a lot of stuff out there and even if it works you can't say it cures cancer...ok? But some can...you have to go and check out this site consumers lab they are very good they check this stuff out and they don't take money from anyone; (well not really cause when I went to the site and I bet somehow snorge has something to do or gain from this place...they have been around since 1999 and they charge $59.95 for membership to read their reports!) but here's the best he then says..."so check them out consumer labs THEY PASS THE MUSTARD! " WOW !!! What a fucking moron! Was hetalking about hot dogs?  He's trying, he is just a dumb man...they don't pass muster...they pass the mustard! What else can you say...jorch u shithead do you have even an iota of brains to even attempt not to look and sound like the biggest asshat jerk off ass wipe on the planet.  How could such a dope be on the air and nobody but us here say anything about it? And this was just one exchange,  1/2 a phone call! I could only imagine what else he said. Anyone else hear this...? They pass they MUSTARD.

[FallenSeraph]

Let's start a gratitude circle! 

I always try to be a George champion whenever I can, but George sounds sad and worn out these days. He totally wasn't paying attention to guest Brenda Knight. (I haven't listened to the second half of the show yet.) The New Jersey Devil thing was an awkward moment. Her question to him, "What are you grateful for in this moment, George?" got an awkward response, too. To be honest, he started reminding me of an MK Ultra programmed personality: cued to respond in certain ways to certain triggers and words. The guy who called and mentioned his girlfriend's "cancer" got an "oh no!" or something to that effect. Brenda Knight talking about being on the verge of being "homeless" got a similar gasp. But other than that, George was on autopilot last night. He totally glossed over the kind of interesting part where Knight said her father had seen several UFOs near the secret plutonium warehouse where he worked. Did not even respond to that one except with a strange inappropriate laugh.

The one caller who mentioned seeing a pair of glowing eyes made me sad because it reminded me of Art saying something like "Oh, I hate it when there are GLOWING EYES!" on one of his early shows. Sadly, "glowing eyes" is not one of George's MK Ultra cues because he didn't acknowledge it.

Oh, George. 

Being broke, jobless and somewhat panicked about bills at the moment, I was kind of inspired by Brenda Knight's attitude of gratitude and life-changing epiphany. I went to check out her book "Grateful Table" on Amazon and noticed her other titles:

"Gem Magic: Crystals and Gemstones for Love, Luck, and Power" (2004)
"Rituals for Life: Create Your Own Sacred Ceremonies" (1997)
"Goth Magick: An Enchanted Grimoire" (2006)

Sigh.

Well, I'm glad she finally found something that worked for her.

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm thankful for the Dolphin coming here and - with his many posts supporting George - re-energizing the George Noory Sucks thread.

Well, at least you didn't say you had roast dolphin instead of turkey yesterday.

I'm thankful for Bellgab. At least I can say this stuff and not have to worry about being banned for holding the unpopular opinion. With that anti-Bellgab forum appearing and with Falkie getting trashed over there, I should say that while I may disagree with some people on Bellgab on some things, I love this forum. I respect MV for his style of doing things here, and I unequivocally raise my middle finger to the other place.