George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[McPhallus]

When Ken Johnson was on Coast last night a caller made a reference to something Art Bell said and they cut the call immediately. What a Joke.

That after supposedly wishing Art well and re-adding his name to the closing credits after taking it off.  Schizophrenic, and a sign of a show with no real leadership.

[bmcintyre]

That after supposedly wishing Art well and re-adding his name to the closing credits after taking it off.  Schizophrenic, and a sign of a show with no real leadership.

I thought Art and George were pals but I guess it was just a fantasy.  I wonder if George will be mad if RCH and Major Ed Dames like Art more? After all, Art did give them their start or at least an audience. 

[bmcintyre]

That after supposedly wishing Art well and re-adding his name to the closing credits after taking it off.  Schizophrenic, and a sign of a show with no real leadership.

George's next job will be working on cruise ships to serve as a partner/and teach dance to those of us without partners.  He will serve as the "single guy" for the ship.  They employ older gentlemen to dance and escort older women around.  And, he will get to sing too.

[bmcintyre]

August 28, 2013. A date that will go down in the annals of infamy in broadcasting.

Completely missed that. Just unbee-leafable. Possibly the pinnacle of suckage, and another slap in the face, I hope, to those here who expressed beliefs about The Idiot improving. The man is a cretinous buffoon. Something you might wipe off the backside of the moon.

I think I caught him saying on MLK's birthday that the "infamous" speech was about all races riding transportation together. 

[bmcintyre]

Ill try to post more--almost show time....
Art (whom I adore) has always wanted to be removed from the show....so I decided to take his name of the credits---which I put back on....because it was silly  not to..he created the show.

As for my style..Im sorry I am who I am...the show is hugely successful ....weve grown it from 445 to 573 stations..and ratings are at an all time high..we have a great team here. I had to adjust the show..we couldnt be paranormal all the time...our stations want and appreciate the variety.

As for the anger towards me...gosh..let it go, Im sure you are all great people.....
be well

Well, this is from George's very own pie hole.  He loves Art. And, he is successful so screw you. (christ, I am always multitasking when I post here and consequently, cannot spell worth a damn)

[PB the Deplorable]

Ill try to post more--almost show time....
Art (whom I adore) has always wanted to be removed from the show....so I decided to take his name of the credits---which I put back on....because it was silly  not to..he created the show.

As for my style..Im sorry I am who I am...the show is hugely successful ....weve grown it from 445 to 573 stations..and ratings are at an all time high..we have a great team here. I had to adjust the show..we couldnt be paranormal all the time...our stations want and appreciate the variety.

As for the anger towards me...gosh..let it go, Im sure you are all great people.....
be well

Maybe that's the message - 'now that Art's back, let me suck in peace'.

[bmcintyre]

Maybe that's the message - 'now that Art's back, let me suck in peace'.

Then, suck in peace for I cannot afford listening to you and Art, so Exsim it is.

[PB the Deplorable]

       He said "infamous"? Damn. I had him saying "dubious" in the C2C Noory flub pool.

I had 'notorious'

[ItsOver]

I think I caught him saying on MLK's birthday that the "infamous" speech was about all races riding transportation together.

Transportation?  Did Dave do his infamous locomotive "choo-choo" sounds again, too?

[zeebo]

It would certainly be a better idea to pick people past child-bearing years, it's likely to be seen as unethical to have kids in that kind of a radiation environment.

Yeah I was quite surprised that the guest seemed rather untroubled about children on Mars. 

[Renaldo]

The Mars guest was nice and all, but he is way too old if they have all those applicants to choose from.  Only the fittest, most applicably educated, those of a certain age group, etc. would be chosen.  They would not invest all the time and money is someone who will be eighty by the time they go, only to pass away in a few years.  Not to be a downer, just the way it would have to be.

Quit killing my dreams, cockblocker! 

[zeebo]

Transportation?  Did Dave do his infamous locomotive "choo-choo" sounds again, too?

The one he uses with his favorite spoon?

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[coop]

Regarding the studio in Hawaii...George said last year that John Wells "needed" to use it in July, and that George would be using it in August (2012).  Wells posted some sort of photo of himself in a tropical locale, but George never made it to Hawaii.  George is patronizing and embarrassing when he refers to the other hosts as "my guys, my crew or my people".  He would never let one of "his people" use the studio if he truly wanted to use it at that time.  FU George.  He has also said at various times that Premiere was building the studio for him and at other times that he, George, was building it for himself.  What does George need a tropical studio for anyway?  He's pale as milk, he pastes a wig on his head and he dyes his eyebrows and stache black.  He can't frolic in the water or have fun like a normal person.  He just has to show others that he is "all that", and a bag of douches to boot.   

[ItsOver]

The one he uses with his favorite spoon?

Hahaha...   I hope he has better luck figuring out how to use his spoon than he did trying to demonstrate a tuning fork.  That little on air demo was Dave at his incompetent best.

[Renaldo]

That was senselessly high school

I tend to think people are smarter in high school than they are on the internet.

Believe it's something other than that if you like, but it's not.

Still pretty sure you're L. Ron Hubbard.

[ItsOver]

...What does George need a tropical studio for anyway?  He's pale as milk, he pastes a wig on his head and he dyes his eyebrows and stache black.  He can't frolic in the water or have fun like a normal person.  He just has to show others that he is "all that", and a bag of douches to boot.

Hey, we are talking "Magnum P.I." Dave here.    I'm sure PremRat has a Ferrari waiting for him, as well.

[Renaldo]

Here's what he'd have seen if he had checked. Zoom in at will, and take a look around.

If you're smart enough to build a secret base on the backside of the moon, you're smart enough to turn the light off when a satellite flies overhead.

[Renaldo]

Yeah I was quite surprised that the guest seemed rather untroubled about children on Mars.

Meh. I'm not a fan of children on Earth. You just learn to live with them.

[Sardondi]

Yeah I was quite surprised that the guest seemed rather untroubled about children on Mars.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

[ItsOver]

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

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[ziznak]

C2Camdaily youtube account has been SHUT DOWN!!! Seems like Premrat is seriously clamping things down

[nooryisawesome]

What would be hilarious would be if hitch had oates on. Bell hates that dude.

[MV/Liberace!]

C2Camdaily youtube account has been SHUT DOWN!!! Seems like Premrat is seriously clamping things down

we live in strange times when broadcasting companies are attempting to prevent people listening to their otherwise freely acquired product.  it's suicidal group-think on a massive corporate level.

[The General]

we live in strange times when broadcasting companies are attempting to prevent people listening to their otherwise freely acquired product.  it's suicidal group-think on a massive corporate level.

Why the fuck wouldn't they offer free podcasts of these shows with commercials still included?  It would boost their listenership, boost their ad revenues, and generate goodwill towards listeners that can't listen live, or can't get the show in their market. 

I guess the only argument against this that I can think of is that individual radio stations that have paid for the exclusive programming might pitch a fit that the content is available for free online.  But they really don't get it.  It wouldn't diminish live radio listenership, in my opinion.

[nooryisawesome]

Yep art bell shows are being deleted from you tube as well.

[SciFiAuthor]

I tend to think people are smarter in high school than they are on the internet.

Still pretty sure you're L. Ron Hubbard.

I am dianetically opposed to that assertion.

[SciFiAuthor]

Yep art bell shows are being deleted from you tube as well.

Dumb move on Premiere's part, it's free advertising for the current show. Though Art doesn't really want those shows out there either, or at least linked to Premiere. Maybe that's at play.

[ziznak]

whose down for the moldycow snooze fest tonight?  I'll be tuning in to...


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[Nucky Nolan]

Something you might wipe off the backside of the moon.

(Not) George Noory: "Pink Floyd is a big fan of the program. He tells me that I sound comfortably dumb."

[sleeplessinca]

George's next job will be working on cruise ships to serve as a partner/and teach dance to those of us without partners.  He will serve as the "single guy" for the ship.  They employ older gentlemen to dance and escort older women around.  And, he will get to sing too.

That sounds like an excellent prospect.