George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

Inspired from the Hank and Marie Watch The Video Music Awards video.
This is the Beyond Bleef version
Hank and Marie watch Beyond Bleef

:DThat is the best! We can close the thread now.

[ziznak]

I'm thoroughly enjoying hearing hoagy's friend talk about what its like on "the Mars"

[zeebo]

I gotta admit, in all sincerity that was a pretty great question George just asked the guy about what he'd say to his wife during that last face-to-face meeting before leaving on a one-way trip to Mars.  Good job on that one George, what a dramatic moment to envision.

[SciFiAuthor]

Wait, did George slap himself in the face with a calf implant in that video?

[shell88]

"That's  Incredible, that's fantastic".  Your such an insightful clown at the best of times George. Thanks for all the laughs.

[sleeplessinca]

Spihht show tonight. Another cwost to cwost cwassic!

Isn't it always a spihht show? 

[Morgus]

The first caller now is of course regular annoying caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn who of course started by telling he is an amateur atheist astronomer and as usual has a long multi-part question.
The guest should answer with "HUH?"

[Nucky Nolan]

It's AAA Bill. Rinse. Repeat. Yet more confirmation of Zeebo's theory on callers and plants.

[Morgus]

Who was that last caller who asked something about what will Noory do in September?
Was that Bateman again?

[shell88]

The MLK "infamous speech" slip is unforgivable, as far as I'm concerned.  So is all the repetitive praise without true engagement.  Such rubbish my ears have never heard before.  You win the Jackass of the year award with the MLK slip buddy. Your a true psychophant if ever there was one.

I guess I've just been listening to bits of this montrousity for far too long.  Thank god Art's coming back.   

[bateman]

Who was that last caller who asked something about what will Noory do in September?
Was that Bateman again?

Heh, wasn't me, but I'm planning on saying my farewell on air before the 16th. 

[Eddie Coyle]

The MLK "infamous speech" slip is unforgivable, as far as I'm concerned.  So is all the repetitive praise without true engagement.  Such rubbish as my ears have never heard before.  You win the Jackass of the award with the MLK slip buddy. Your a true psychophant if ever there was one.

I guess I've just been listening to bits of this montrousity for far too long.  Thank god Art's coming back.   

       He said "infamous"? Damn. I had him saying "dubious" in the C2C Noory flub pool.

[Nucky Nolan]

Heh, wasn't me, but I'm planning on saying my farewell on air before the 16th. 

Can you imitate the infamous AAA Bill? You'll be sure to get on the air.

[bateman]

Can you imitate the infamous AAA Bill? You'll be sure to get on the air.

Oh that's never a problem. Maybe "Maryanne Rhinesmith" will make an appearance..

[zeebo]

       He said "infamous"? Damn. I had him saying "dubious" in the C2C Noory flub pool.

I'd have to hear it again to be sure, but another flub I think was when he reported about the "shot across the bows" [sic.] he accidentally worded it to sound like it already happened.

Oh, also he referred to going to "The Mars".  So maybe next we'll go to "The Jupiter".

[shell88]

Think hard George.  You do have to reply or ask a question after there's a long pause.  As long as the subject from the guest's  last sentence appears in what you say next, you'll keep your job.

[bateman]

Think hard George.  You do have to reply or ask a question after there's a long pause.  As long as the subject from the guest's  last statement appears in what you say next, you'll keep your job.

Well that's true too. Good point.

[Nucky Nolan]

Did Tommy Chong just call the show? The caller had a "marijuana accent".

[bateman]

Did Tommy Chong just call the show? The caller had a "marijuana accent".

I wondered which caller you were referring to, but then I remembered I'm listening to an old Art show. Because bourbon.

[Nucky Nolan]

Think hard George.  You do have to reply or ask a question after there's a long pause.  As long as the subject from the guest's  last sentence appears in what you say next, you'll keep your job.

He can just read from his extremely long list of possible disasters.

(Not) George Noory: "What if the Martians are evil and they destroy our planet?"

[Nucky Nolan]

I wondered which caller you were referring to, but then I remembered I'm listening to an old Art show. Because bourbon.

You need bourbon to listen to tonight's show because Noory can't stop talking about calamities that could arise from moving to the Red Planet. Ken, the guest, is cool, though.

[bateman]

You need bourbon to listen to tonight's show because Noory can't stop talking about calamities that could arise from moving to the Red Planet. Ken, the guest, is cool, though.

Art is a glass of 20 year Pappy Van Winkle. Noory is a bottle of convenience store malt liquor.

Or something along those lines. Goodnight.

[Roy Hinkley]

Who was that last caller who asked something about what will Noory do in September?
Was that Bateman again?

That was a good one.  Caller said something like "still trying to figure out what you'll be doing in September."  Was waiting for more, but the caller either didn't get the punchline in, or Dave cut it off.

[Roy Hinkley]

The Mars guest was nice and all, but he is way too old if they have all those applicants to choose from.  Only the fittest, most applicably educated, those of a certain age group, etc. would be chosen.  They would not invest all the time and money is someone who will be eighty by the time they go, only to pass away in a few years.  Not to be a downer, just the way it would have to be.

[Étouffée]

"The INFAMOUS 'I have a Dream' speech" ?

For a professional broadcaster, this is unforgivable. And yes, even for George Noory, it is unforgivable.

[zeebo]

Because bourbon.

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

[SR-71]

Here is an idea. Let's send capt noory, commander wells and science officer rch to mars's 19.5 lat and 19.5 long. Also fort rock can be the red shirt for the away team.

[PB the Deplorable]

Wait, did George slap himself in the face with a calf implant in that video?

By the way, SciFiAuthor - how did you find this website? 

Many of us googled 'George Noory Sucks', but I get the idea that's now how you found it..

[ziznak]

I also heard a very creative variation from George tonight with his nooryisms.  He combined "Absholutely" with "well, thats true" to create "well, that's absolutely true."  If he would have just added "Hinclredible" at the end!! It would be a triple nooryism combo!

[sleeplessinca]

Did I fall asleep and dream that a caller said something about the Nazis when he was talking about Navahos?  Then Snoorz and the guest both agreed about the Nazis, neither catching it.  Could it be shadow Nazis?