George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

I've been wondering about this for ages.  It's so weird how they seem to always start out with and say the same gushing compliment which equates to "You're really doing a great job and we're all grateful for your efforts - keep it up."  (And implied in that is that anyone who disagrees with it must just not get it since everyone else just knows the show is awesome just like it is.) Even the guests sometimes talk like this, as if they get a bonus for saying it.  Why would some guy who's been doing this so long and just got his contract renewed until humanity has colonized the solar system keep getting the same kind of sugary-sweet praise over and over again in so many calls?

The PremRats think if you keep repeating something, the sheeple will believe it's true.  Just how could that many folks be wrong, after all?  I always love hokey Dave's "awww, shucks" response. 

[zeebo]

The PremRats think if you keep repeating something, the sheeple will believe it's true.  Just how could that many folks be wrong, after all?  I always love hokey Dave's "awww, shucks" response. 

Yes yes, it's a cheesy self-deprecating tone, almost like he's not even surprised to be hearing it, almost like he was maybe even expecting it somehow, like he knew it was coming in advance (maybe he's got some kind of tumeric-heightened clairvoyance).

[ItsOver]

Yes yes, it's a cheesy self-deprecating tone, almost like he's not even surprised to be hearing it, almost like he was maybe even expecting it somehow, like he knew it was coming in advance (maybe he's got some kind of tumeric-heightened clairvoyance).

That's it exactly.  Damn I hate what C2C has become.  I always loved tuning into Art to get away from that kind of daily crap.  I can't wait to turn "loved" into "love."   

Foreigner-Feels Like The First Time

[bmcintyre]

On a side note, Flipper went on to suffer severe, life-long depression after discovering he had had his way with terrestrial talk show host Dave Noorie.  Flip was quoted as saying, "I've scrubbed and I've scrubbed, but I just feel so dirty."

Very good!!!! Excellent!!

[bmcintyre]

Let's be fair, you said "Whats up, Chicken butt" to greet George and he replied with "Not much bottom feeder".
Which was a pretty funny retort I thought.

Yes, George made a "funny."

[Catsmile]

I AM Dave's toupee.

I was thinking Dave's merkin.    ( BA-BOOM! )

[ziznak]

hey has jorch been around???

[SciFiAuthor]

I was thinking Dave's merkin.    ( BA-BOOM! )

You guys are so mean. Being a rug, I have a perspective that many of you do not. I remember the other babies picking on Dave. I remember grade school and the bullying over precocious moustaches and early pattern baldness. I remember things like "Aww, golly gee shucks, who put the dick on my Mr. Potato head?" and the "Not edgy enough" sign 8-year old Art, the cool kid, used to stick on Dave's back. I remember how the bullying continued into the studio, where the weekend hosts used to recommend pizza rolls as a ploy get more fill in hours. I remember how everyone else got raises just after Dave signed his 46-year contract. I was there when the dinghy sunk, getting attacked with the fang teeth during the commercial break, the five years of certainty that 2012 was coming, the Chewbacca costume and how the other hosts thought it would be funny to abandon him in Mexico. I saw it all, so all of you, pick on someone your own size or you'll have one angry hair piece to deal with.

[bmcintyre]

You guys are so mean. Being a rug, I have a perspective that many of you do not. I remember the other babies picking on Dave. I remember grade school and the bullying over precocious moustaches and early pattern baldness. I remember things like "Aww, golly gee shucks, who put the dick on my Mr. Potato head?" and the "Not edgy enough" sign 8-year old Art, the cool kid, used to stick on Dave's back. I remember how the bullying continued into the studio, where the weekend hosts used to recommend pizza rolls as a ploy get more fill in hours. I remember how everyone else got raises just after Dave signed his 46-year contract. I was there when the dinghy sunk, getting attacked with the fang teeth during the commercial break, the five years of certainty that 2012 was coming, the Chewbacca costume and how the other hosts thought it would be funny to abandon him in Mexico. I saw it all, so all of you, pick on someone your own size or you'll have one angry hair piece to deal with.

It is good that you have his (hairy) back.

[ItsOver]

hey has jorch been around???

Not since Servo hatched.

[bmcintyre]

Not since Servo hatched.

Poor Servo.  We will never be the same since George graced us with his presence.

[ItsOver]

Poor Servo.  We will never be the same since George graced us with his presence.

My mind will be warped forever. This toupe sure itches.

[SaucyRossy]

Bateman, how much longer til Art?

[nooryisawesome]

Spihht show tonight. Another cwost to cwost cwassic!

[Roy Hinkley]

Bateman, how much longer til Art?

If I may for Bateman:

18 Days
20 Hours
48 Minutes
48 Seconds

[Nucky Nolan]

George just said that MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" was *infamous*! This is why we still need this thread.

[Étouffée]

"The INFAMOUS 'I have a Dream' speech"

Holy cow.  This almost completely takes the cake.

[hosehead]

George just said that MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" was *infamous*! This is why we still need this thread.

Beat me to posting it.

[SciFiAuthor]

Yikes. Definite misspeak.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hope you're okay SciFiAuthor - Dave just said there is a dolphin illness going around!

[Nucky Nolan]

"The INFAMOUS 'I have a Dream' speech"

Holy cow.  This almost completely takes the cake.

Jinx! It takes the whole bakery.

[SciFiAuthor]

Hope you're okay SciFiAuthor - Dave just said there is a dolphin illness going around!

Turmeric, Roy, Turmeric.

[Nucky Nolan]

Yikes. Definite misspeak.

This is that Paula Deen/Don Imus moment we've all been waiting for. Notify the NAACP.

[Roy Hinkley]

Turmeric, Roy, Turmeric.

Good my friend, good.  Shtay Shtrong.

[SaucyRossy]

So has George abandoned his attempt to interact here?

[SciFiAuthor]

I hope not. I was hoping for insights into Art's Premiere fight.

[Nucky Nolan]

If you really want to think yourself into circles, apply John Keel's ideas to it. Even if the phenomenon is fabricated, or a minor phenomenon that grows virally, it could still be that a paranormal force is enabling that and or using it. In other words someone hoaxes a phenomenon and then another phenomenon, a legitimate one, co-opts it and uses that imagery.

That reminds me of the theory that paranormal beings use pop culture motifs to hide or shield their true appearances. That brings the jinn, as well as shape-shifters, to mind. There's also a theory that people mistake the normal for the paranormal (weather for gods, tiny people for fairies, helpful strangers for angels, psy-ops agents for ETs). You wonder if this might explain the Travis Walton case in that the "spacecraft" is terrestrial while the "ETs" are military intelligence operatives.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The "backside" of the moon.

[PB the Deplorable]

George just said that MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" was *infamous*! This is why we still need this thread.

Yeah, George is capable of turning into a good host with a few pointers and a little effort.  Sure he is.

[gandalf50]

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