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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

shell88

Quote from: shell88 on August 27, 2013, 12:49:33 PM
Georgie boy...did you know your last show before Art comes back is Friday the 13th

There are no coincidences!!

starrmtn001

Quote from: wotr1 on August 27, 2013, 01:08:18 AM
I know it is about keeping listeners... I just do not get why.  Is Art really going to eat into his market that much?  I kind of doubt it- a few people will leave- but his major market (just as Arts was back in the day) are people who work overnight and / or are insomniacs.  This will not change.

Just "spit ballin'" here.  I wonder how many folks will drop their "Coast Insiders" account in favour of Art Bell's Sirus XM membership, depending on whether or not they can afford only one account?

bmcintyre

Hey, just checking in to see if the Coast is clear, so 2 speak.   Are we love or hating the George today?

shell88

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 01:11:17 PM
Hey, just checking in to see if the Coast is clear, so 2 speak.   Are we love or hating the George today?

  Neither. I just tell it like it is.


Nighthawk

I can afford to subscribe to XM. Although I have to confirm it with my wife first. I do not subscribe to whatever the hell George's thing is. But if I did then I would have to justify 2 things. I would drop c2c thing for sure. I wonder what the price comparison is between the C2C thing and XM. I have not done the research. Not that the price really matters anyways. It is Art after all and I would make darn sure I had the funds if I didn't have them. I know for some people it could be out of reach, and that makes me sad. But  I bet if they truly know who Art is and know they are going to be experiencing a true legend, they will scratch it together somehow. It's kinda like kids that want to go see a legend or perhaps their favorite band in concert. They can't afford it. But somehow they get the tickets or get the money.

lonevoice

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 01:11:17 PM
Hey, just checking in to see if the Coast is clear, so 2 speak.   Are we love or hating the George today?



Morgus

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 27, 2013, 01:34:27 PM
I can afford to subscribe to XM. Although I have to confirm it with my wife first. I do not subscribe to whatever the hell George's thing is. But if I did then I would have to justify 2 things. I would drop c2c thing for sure. I wonder what the price comparison is between the C2C thing and XM. I have not done the research. Not that the price really matters anyways. It is Art after all and I would make darn sure I had the funds if I didn't have them. I know for some people it could be out of reach, and that makes me sad. But  I bet if they truly know who Art is and know they are going to be experiencing a true legend, they will scratch it together somehow. It's kinda like kids that want to go see a legend or perhaps their favorite band in concert. They can't afford it. But somehow they get the tickets or get the money.

Noory advertises a lot on the air that coast insider subscription is only about 15cents a day.
Thats probably for a longer term (maybe one year) subscription compared to monthly though.
But at that rate thats just under $5 per month compared to Sirius/XM internet package subscription of $14.50 in the USA and under $8 per month in Canada.
Though many have reported if you call Sirius to cancel they will usually offer you a longer term at a much lower price thats like $5-7 per month.

Nighthawk

Quote from: Morgus on August 27, 2013, 01:52:36 PM
Noory advertises a lot on the air that coast insider subscription is only about 15cents a day.
Thats probably for a longer term (maybe one year) subscription compared to monthly though.
But at that rate thats just under $5 per month compared to Sirius/XM internet package subscription of $14.50 in the USA and under $8 per month in Canada.
Though many have reported if you call Sirius to cancel they will usually offer you a longer term at a much lower price thats like $5-7 per month.

Very interesting. Yea I never paid any attention to noorys 15 cents a day speal. Caus yea I figured there was a catch of some sort.


lonevoice

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 27, 2013, 02:23:41 PM

;D starrmtn001, you always seem to get my attempts at humor.  You must be shtrange like me. 


ItsOver

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 01:11:17 PM
Hey, just checking in to see if the Coast is clear, so 2 speak.   Are we love or hating the George today?

Why are we calling Dave, George now?  Somebody will have to fill me in.

starrmtn001

Quote from: lonevoice on August 27, 2013, 02:59:01 PM
;D starrmtn001, you always seem to get my attempts at humor.  You must be shtrange like me. 



My avatar should tell ya sumpin'.   ;D

Dog says to Cat; "Wanna take a ride?"  ;)

lonevoice

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 03:11:24 PM
Why are we calling Dave, George now?  Somebody will have to fill me in.
He'll always be Dave to me, and apparently to himself too.

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 27, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
Dog says to Cat; "Wanna take a ride?"  ;)

Purrr-fecto!


George49

Quote from: Gnoory on August 24, 2013, 12:13:25 AM
lolI assure you NOT a rug...................but think of me as benjamin button......................how about you?


It appears we have a 2-bit imposter on the boards. Well if that's not a rug, it's certainly a high dollar HT then. Hair doesn't grow that fast and as well with traditional methods.


bmcintyre

I love MVs new avatar. 

I guess he (george) should be by anytime now.

Depending upon my mood, I just call him George, or Georgie, or Schmuckface, or sometimes, my little putz. 

He calls me his "Bottomfeeder."  I am not sure how to take that.

BTW, there is a portal in my avatar picture!

ItsOver

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 04:20:09 PM
I love MVs new avatar. 

I guess he (george) should be by anytime now.

Depending upon my mood, I just call him George, or Georgie, or Schmuckface, or sometimes, my little putz. 

He calls me his "Bottomfeeder."  I am not sure how to take that.

BTW, there is a portal in my avatar picture!

The one with Dave as The Church Lady posing as a third grade teacher from the '60s?  I believe that's my favorite MV avatar. 

Dave didn't stop by last night.  I think he missed the Monday night before, as well.  Those weekends competing against all those other Elvis impersonators really take it out of a guy.

Dave called you a Bottomfeeder?  I'd take it as a compliment.  Certainly better than being one of those topfeeding water-dwelling mammals that likes to perform circus tricks for his master.  And to think I thought muskrat love was as bad as it could get.

Gypsy... could you like board-up that portal?  Maybe that's how Dave and The PremRats are getting on-board.  I could really do without The Mads calling-in tonight.

starrmtn001

(Hope I do this right).

"George Noory shoots His Eye Out." - Youtube.

I wanted to post this in Jorch's Eye Pad, but I don't know how to load it on lined notebook paper with the little stick figures.  I'll be happy if I can get it to load here lol.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/plw5vFjo8fI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

starrmtn001

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 27, 2013, 05:18:27 PM
(Hope I do this right).

"George Noory shoots His Eye Out." - Youtube.

I wanted to post this in Jorch's Eye Pad, but I don't know how to load it on lined notebook paper with the little stick figures.  I'll be happy if I can get it to load here lol.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/plw5vFjo8fI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Didn't think so.  Ok, here's the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plw5vFjo8fI

bmcintyre

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 05:04:19 PM
The one with Dave as The Church Lady posing as a third grade teacher from the '60s?  I believe that's my favorite MV avatar. 

Dave didn't stop by last night.  I think he missed the Monday night before, as well.  Those weekends competing against all those other Elvis impersonators really take it out of a guy.

Dave called you a Bottomfeeder?  I'd take it as a compliment.  Certainly better than being one of those topfeeding water-dwelling mammals that likes to perform circus tricks for his master.  And to think I thought muskrat love was as bad as it could get.

Gypsy... could you like board-up that portal?  Maybe that's how Dave and The PremRats are getting on-board.  I could really do without The Mads calling-in tonight.

No can do.  Thats the portal to the bathroom.

Last week he came on and gave his using salutations. I said, "whats up chicken butt?"  I realize that kind of familiarity should be reserved for friends and family but it was George and I have known him for over 10 years.   Ive been saying that since I was five.  George comes back and calls me a Bottomfeeder.  I told him I was used to his abuse after listening to him for over 10 years. 

(and btw, 10 YEARS THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK!)


bmcintyre

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 05:04:19 PM
The one with Dave as The Church Lady posing as a third grade teacher from the '60s?  I believe that's my favorite MV avatar. 

Dave didn't stop by last night.  I think he missed the Monday night before, as well.  Those weekends competing against all those other Elvis impersonators really take it out of a guy.

Dave called you a Bottomfeeder?  I'd take it as a compliment.  Certainly better than being one of those topfeeding water-dwelling mammals that likes to perform circus tricks for his master.  And to think I thought muskrat love was as bad as it could get.

Gypsy... could you like board-up that portal?  Maybe that's how Dave and The PremRats are getting on-board.  I could really do without The Mads calling-in tonight.

Dave et al get onboard because of free speech, which they want for themselves but not for anyone else.  God forbid we imply that George is insecure and hostile toward anyone with an opposing view point or differs from his moral compass.  God forbid we complain that George frequently focuses on only salacious news that we have heard 3x by the time it urks out of his portal.  He has stated that he feels a moral duty to inform us about tragedy.  Maybe this is his way of saying that the tragedy of his show is nothing compared to what happens to kids and animals.

When he asked about whether the combustionable baby's burns were third or fourth degree, yuk!  Why George?  Almost prurient.

I am thinking that he served in the US Navy as a civilian.


Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 05:45:38 PM
Dave et al get onboard because of free speech, which they want for themselves but not for anyone else. 

I will always find it odd that someone who has so many privacy experts on who hammer home our waning privacy would allow himself to be sponsored by a company who looks into deaths in private homes and then divulges that information for a fee. It's creepy, it's obnoxious and it's intrusive. My dad died at home, and every time I hear one of those commercials, I think of some jackass getting his name and getting all excited over a poor, sweet man who died too soon and then I think Noory talks a good game about privacy but when it comes to the almighty buck, well tough crap all you people who have relatives who died at home. 

ItsOver

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 05:31:53 PM
No can do.  Thats the portal to the bathroom.

Last week he came on and gave his using salutations. I said, "whats up chicken butt?"  I realize that kind of familiarity should be reserved for friends and family but it was George and I have known him for over 10 years.   Ive been saying that since I was five.  George comes back and calls me a Bottomfeeder.  I told him I was used to his abuse after listening to him for over 10 years. 

(and btw, 10 YEARS THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK!)

Got it.  Can't board up the bathroom.  :)

That George.  It's just Jorch being his usual Dave self.

bmcintyre

I am ready for the change.  I am so ready to take a ride.  Remember that guy Markham that liked to do those Jacob ladders and maybe time traveled?

I do not care for that stupid crystal skull or the body of the alien obviously carved out of one bone. 

Gynnis McCants--MU did a good one on her---1+1+114-3=the proof is in the pudding!

bmcintyre

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 05:04:19 PM
The one with Dave as The Church Lady posing as a third grade teacher from the '60s?  I believe that's my favorite MV avatar. 

Dave didn't stop by last night.  I think he missed the Monday night before, as well.  Those weekends competing against all those other Elvis impersonators really take it out of a guy.

Dave called you a Bottomfeeder?  I'd take it as a compliment.  Certainly better than being one of those topfeeding water-dwelling mammals that likes to perform circus tricks for his master.  And to think I thought muskrat love was as bad as it could get.

Gypsy... could you like board-up that portal?  Maybe that's how Dave and The PremRats are getting on-board.  I could really do without The Mads calling-in tonight.

No, he called me "Bottomfeeder" and then addressed the rest of our conversation as "B:"  Not George Noory calls me a "BM."

bmcintyre

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on August 27, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
I will always find it odd that someone who has so many privacy experts on who hammer home our waning privacy would allow himself to be sponsored by a company who looks into deaths in private homes and then divulges that information for a fee. It's creepy, it's obnoxious and it's intrusive. My dad died at home, and every time I hear one of those commercials, I think of some jackass getting his name and getting all excited over a poor, sweet man who died too soon and then I think Noory talks a good game about privacy but when it comes to the almighty buck, well tough crap all you people who have relatives who died at home.

George does not care about what you or I think; he just doesn't want us to say it.   He is a grifter when it comes to money. 

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