George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[aldousburbank]

I feel so misunderstood; tough room.

But one wonders what the cause of the Inca's sleeplessness might be?
R you chewing what I'm chewing?

[Roy Hinkley]

I was going to scream "I ain't no god damned porpoise! I'm a dolphin you haters!" but then I couldn't figure out if the picture is a dolphin or a porpoise. Whichever it is, it was clearly in the navy for 9 years.

Well, I'm back at the mudhut. I've got Noory singing Elvis tunes on loop and I'm so hopped up on turmeric that I'm seeing snakes coming out the walls. I'm all ready to go for tonight's show.

I have gone through a porthole to become a dolphin!

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[Nighthawk]

I've started my letter to George and Tommy dated Sep. 17. 

Dear Mom and Dad,
I just wanted you to know that I've met some really beautiful people...

Well that's all I've got so far.  Any advice?

You could say something along the lines of,

"I am going to be taking a ride"

"to a place where my appetite can be nurtured"

[Catsmile]

Flashes of Sybil just popped into my pointed head, is it just me?
Maybe the remote viewing stuff purchased from Maj. Head Games is working out after all. Any one else getting the vibe?

http://youtu.be/8kPIDt3yu1M

P.S. GNS

[UnscreenedCaller]

Since we're in the "drifting apart phase," should we stop acknowledging his posts, maybe pretend we've got a headache or something important to do?  Maybe we should just put Dave on the ignore list and be done with it all.

BRB, I've got to wash my hair.

[aldousburbank]

I just wanted to re-post this beautiful and inspiring Ft. Rock illumination here to make it easy for George and Tommy to notice, and draw enlightenment from:

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SCORPION ARMY:
THE HOUSE OF CAPTAIN NOORY IS TOTALLY SURROUNDED. WE HAVE TOTAL VICTORY IN SIGHT! CAPTAIN NOORY NEEDS TO COME OUT AND SURRENDER NOW! STINGERS HAVE PLENTY OF VENOM FOR THE TOTALLY ERADICATION OF ALL OF NOORYISM! GODDESS SPEED FROM THE DESERT OF THE SEA!

Thanks Rockmeister! You're a Prince!

[Roy Hinkley]

I was going to scream "I ain't no god damned porpoise! I'm a dolphin you haters!"

Who you calling a porpoise! 

Say hello to my little friend!

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[bateman]

20 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes & 9 seconds until the long, national nightmare comes to an end..

[Roy Hinkley]

But who's counting?

WE ALL ARE!

[CampsieNP]

Tonight's topic: Electronic Harassment.
Do we qualify as electronic-harassers for our posts here?

[shell88]

Well George is talking about the really big news items again.  "There's something going on.  It's really weird. It's getting worse." 

[shell88]

  Oh no,  The government would never dream of spying of anyone!

[SaucyRossy]

Well George is talking about the really big news items again.  "There's something going on.  It's really weird. It's getting worse."

Something is about to happpppppen people!!!!!


Something.


Seriously, SOMETHING is about to happen. Or might. But probably will. Something that is.



P.S. - Hello George! isn't Colorado great?

[Renaldo]

This show needs more DMT.

[someguy]

This show needs more DMT.

I did DMT awhile ago, it's pretty awesome. MAybe someday Art will have Dennis McKenna on his new show.

[shell88]

  This Doctor guy is going to talk about all the electronic stalkers and leave the biggest stalkers of all out of it -  Our own governments.

[SaucyRossy]

This show needs more DMT.

Can you imagine if George did shrooms?

His whole outlook on life and the show would change. I guarantee he would be better after.

[Sardondi]

I've started my letter to George and Tommy dated Sep. 17. 

Dear Mom and Dad,
I just wanted you to know that I've met some really beautiful people...

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!

[Nucky Nolan]

I was going to scream "I ain't no god damned porpoise! I'm a dolphin you haters!" but then I couldn't figure out if the picture is a dolphin or a porpoise. Whichever it is, it was clearly in the navy for 9 years.

It was good to hear that Flipper joined the Navy. It looked like he was in the Church of Scientology's Sea Organization.

[sleeplessinca]

Priscella Queen of the Desert? I couldn't find that title on FistOfFurryFapping.cum , where did you find that porn?

I got it from netflix.  It wasn't porn but very weird.  Someone said it was their favorite movie so I thought I'd watch it.  Sooooooo weird, except for the part where they sing opera on top of the bus.  I liked the banner/flags.  Love Australian movies. The ping pong dropped jaws throughout the room.

[Nucky Nolan]

Who you calling a porpoise! 

Say hello to my little friend!

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Curly Howard: "He's a porpoise with a poi-puss. Nyuk-nyuk."

[sleeplessinca]

Tonight's topic: Electronic Harassment.
Do we qualify as electronic-harassers for our posts here?

Electronics can be so sensitive.

[Renaldo]

I've started my letter to George and Tommy dated Sep. 17. 

Dear Mom and Dad,
I just wanted you to know that I've met some really beautiful people...

Well that's all I've got so far.  Any advice?

... I ran into an old friend today, he asked if I wanted to take a ride. I did.

[zeebo]

Something is about to happpppppen people!!!!!

This triggered a memory of an old Douglas Adams quote, I forget which book: 

"Suddenly, nothing happened."

[Renaldo]

Can you imagine if George did shrooms?

How do you know he doesn't?
hahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

[Renaldo]

It was good to hear that Flipper joined the Navy. It looked like he was in the Church of Scientology's Sea Organization.

That was something I was suspicious of too. hahahah Scifi Author... Sea Org.... Hmm...

[Renaldo]

I got it from netflix.  It wasn't porn but very weird.  Someone said it was their favorite movie so I thought I'd watch it.  Sooooooo weird, except for the part where they sing opera on top of the bus.  I liked the banner/flags.  Love Australian movies. The ping pong dropped jaws throughout the room.

That's actually one of my favorite flicks too. I can only watch it about once every 5 years, but it's one of those flicks that can't be imitated.

[SciFiAuthor]

That was something I was suspicious of too. hahahah Scifi Author... Sea Org.... Hmm...

Damn, you got me. Alright, I'm really Xenu.

[sleeplessinca]

That's actually one of my favorite flicks too. I can only watch it about once every 5 years, but it's one of those flicks that can't be imitated.

The look on the mail order bride when she cracked open the ping pong cab....I had no idea what was going to happen.  Sure was sumptin.

[PrairieGhost]

I think I might be sick. I'm actually enjoying Coast so far tonight.