George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

A chance to do what?

Who's a good boy... Who's a good boy..... you are!!!

That clip just never gets old.

[poprocksncoke]

I don't care if the guest is talking about making pickles, he will ask if they think pickles are "evil"

Well.......

Pickles are evil 

[Roy Hinkley]

NIA, sometime when you're bored, check out the slideshow at http://tinyurl.com/2futb8h.   

That was really interesting lonevoice.

[ItsOver]

I was looking at the Tom Selleck version of Dave - thought you did that one?

Nope, Roy.  Just borrowed Magnum P.I. Dave from the internet.  I believe it's all Ziz's.

[ItsOver]

I wonder if that was a "suggestion" from Premiere.

I guess we could try playing some of Dave's shows in reverse for some more clues. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Nope, Roy.  Just borrowed Magnum P.I. Dave from the internet.  I believe it's all Ziz's.

Ahh, got ya...  Sounds like he is a very prolific practitioner of Davolution...

[bmcintyre]

Wow, Dave just tied in the whole show with Zecharia Sitchin - way to go Dave!

Did he talk about how Sitchin told him how rude he was for asking him his age?

[bmcintyre]

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.
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++++++++love it!!

[Roy Hinkley]

any San Francisco sound,  ... So much yummy sound goodness. 

Well, they're not from SF, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su15FbPJfdI

[bmcintyre]

Let's hope that she leaves her 1985 Realistic Radio Shack tape recorder at home. It sounds like a drive-in speaker.

She probably gets $25 for every input and she has to cover all of her own travel.  She does sound funny when she interviews, like LMH, Interviewer from the dead.

[bmcintyre]

No, I simply mean that Hoagland, when needed, can speak very knowledgably on astronomy, planetary science, NASA and it's workings. But then he starts in on Cydonia and Data's head, and goes off into orbit.

No, he sounds like a bullshit con artist.  Does anyone remember when he was trying to sell stamps? 

[ledzep69r]

New Art Facebook post -

"I have no vengeful feelings at all for George, he is simply what he is. I do feel sad at what the show has become. I do have a lot of issues with Premiere that are in the category of anger but not revenge. I am doing Dark Matter because all is well in my life and I love Radio, it's all I know, hope I can still do it!"

[bmcintyre]

No, Hoagland can sound like he speaks knowledgeably. Which is an entirely different thing altogether.
If he'd just bring in Aunt Salagadoola Mechicka Boola it would round the night off nicely.

No, he can't bring her on.  His Aunt, Toyotacorolla, an actual doctor, died under mysterious circumstances because a radio was dropped into her bathwater.  She fried.

[bmcintyre]

Like, maybe some Uriah Heep-style posts by someone purporting to be George himself, which prompted a forgiving attitude in some quarters?

Maybe because he said he took it from a dying radio show and made it a success.  Although he claimed that it was not Art that was killing the radio show, who did he take the radio show from?

[bmcintyre]

No, I simply mean that Hoagland, when needed, can speak very knowledgably on astronomy, planetary science, NASA and it's workings. But then he starts in on Cydonia and Data's head, and goes off into orbit.

Oh bullshit.  Once when he was begging NASA to take him on, I emailed NASA saying that they better take me too because I had a better resume.

[bmcintyre]

Our boy could get a date, heck, even with a non-pro.  He seems like he would be a pretty sweet doof that would do well in the friend zone or maybe more after a few strong drinks IRL.  He makes those psychic vampire refs that clearly point to failed relationship/s so he's not been alone all his life.  It's weird how he seems to still be processing that (and so publically  )  I think I see where the reptile comment came from; not so much an ET but more like lounge lizard.

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Like any reptile would go out on a date with George.

[bmcintyre]

Art is one of us, living in the basement of his mother's mud hut stealing electricity from neighbors.  A hater and low life.  Doesn't he know George has a system and has been tweaking the show for the new listeners. 

Or that Julie Talbott, President of Content and Affiliate Services for National Media Groups, Clear Channel Media and Entertainment said "yhe continued growth and success of Coast to Coast AM is a testament to George's incredible talent and dedication," and stated "each year, George takes Coast to Coast AM to new heights, and we couldn't be happier to extend our partnership with him for years to come."

Or that George 'get's it'.

Hey, I pay my Mom rent for the privilege of living in the basement of that mudhut! And, we call it a crapshack here in the east.

[bmcintyre]

Art Bell's latest facebook post about Noory last night has now turned into a mini Noory Sucks comments thread over at Art's facebook page.
There are additional short comments by Art and hundreds by many listeners there today.
Here is just a small sample of some of the latest comments there:

It was all lost once he went to the city of angels.  He didnt get the beauty of the solitude that we all liked about Art Bell, and his location, and his attitude. 

[bmcintyre]

Speaking of Tsiolkovsky -- which we were, about 3 pages back -- that fine Russian gentleman wrote a famous equation, which Hoagland proceeded to fuck up so badly it may never quite recover.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Richard_C._Hoagland#Mathematical_incompetence

Hoagland is lazy too. 

[bmcintyre]

.  Our dolphin friend certainly is pervicacious, so to speak.

Now you are using them big Major Ed Dame words!

[Tinfoil Hat]

Hoagland is lazy too.

C'mon, respect the Acutron.

[bmcintyre]

And knucklehead

what about asswipe?

I read the posts from work but I cant post until I get home so forgive me -- I have Bottomfeeder diarrhea of the mouth=its friday, drinking etc..

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Art Bell's latest facebook post about Noory last night has now turned into a mini Noory Sucks comments thread over at Art's facebook page.
There are additional short comments by Art and hundreds by many listeners there today.
Here is just a small sample of some of the latest comments there:

Can you give me a link to Art Bell's FB page, I can't see this thread on the one I'm linked with. ta.

[Roy Hinkley]

what about asswipe?

And let's not forget sh*t-for-brains.

[Roy Hinkley]

This thread should just end on the 16th with Art's statement he made today about how George sucks.


It's the perfect way to close the chapter on George.

Many of us tried to give you advice over the years George but THE man called you out.

Game over man. Game over.


"We better get back, because it will be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly."

LOVE Paxton:

"Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"

[bmcintyre]

And let's not forget sh*t-for-brains.

gotta love s4b!

[Roy Hinkley]

A chance to do what?

Is this considered "dolphin safe"?

[aldousburbank]

It was all lost once he went to the city of angels.  He didnt get the beauty of the solitude that we all liked about Art Bell, and his location, and his attitude.

Ding! Clearly. Having just suffered through ELay this morning, heading to the ocean of the desert of Southern Nevada, I can tell you definitively that the attitude=elevation differentiation factor is striking and just basically, opens the mind...

What were we talking about?

[bmcintyre]

Ghost 2 Ghost is going to be really, really good this year!  In the past, it has been just dumb. 

[bmcintyre]

Ding! Clearly. Having just suffered through ELay this morning, heading to the ocean of the desert of Southern Nevada, I can tell you definitively that the attitude=elevation differentiation factor is striking and just basically, opens the mind...

What were we talking about?

peyote?