George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

ok so I can't verify that but I know I've heard him a hundred times and never witnessed that.  Sorry.  PM me a bipolar example please Sci.

I have however witnessed, hundreds of times, George Noory sucking, including this entire last week
I abhor the man.  Longggg time listener.  17 years.

No, I simply mean that Hoagland, when needed, can speak very knowledgably on astronomy, planetary science, NASA and it's workings. But then he starts in on Cydonia and Data's head, and goes off into orbit.

[SciFiAuthor]

George, get in here. We want to recommend recipes for your new book. I'm thinking "George's Jamaican Jerk Pizza Rolls" or "LMH's Hawaiian-style Mutilated Skirt Steak".

[Roy Hinkley]

George, get in here. We want to recommend recipes for your new book. I'm thinking "George's Jamaican Jerk Pizza Rolls" or "LMH's Hawaiian-style Mutilated Skirt Steak".

LOL 

Nothing says leftovers like good old cattle mutilation.

[Morgus]

Linda called her ET witness tonight "Tyler" and later called him "Toby" 

[SciFiAuthor]

Ancestry.com. Yeah, that was a good one for me. Cajun heritage is a lovely thing to learn about. I found out my family tree is a straight line with no branches, just circles. Gee thanks George.

[SciFiAuthor]

Nucky, George must have read the thread. He's got her talking about the drones we were discussing.

[PB the Deplorable]

ok PaperBoy.  I like those guys.  I don't think they think what they say is entirely not true not possible.  And so what if they make money off of their beliefs.  No different than religious holy rollers passing the collection plate.  At least they are interesting and intriguing.  I am personally hoping to witness the kill shot and proof that somebody lived on another planet, who cares if it turns out to be Mars!  Considering we've never even made it to the Moon, any planet will do.

I like when they're on and I'll bet you 100 bucks they go on both Noory and Bell's shows regularly.  PM me if u wanna take that bet!

I also am a huge fan of doom and gloom and horror movies.

I wouldn't rule out humans having gone to Mars in the distant past, or even that we possibly came from there, but we're not going to get any information on that from Hoagie.  We've heard everything he has to say on just about every subject many multiples of times already.  Everything he's ever said has either been debunked or seems to be almost surely something he completely made up.  All the 'NASA sources' and 'disclosure is just around the corner' is beyond old and tired.

That's the great thing about the show though - it has so many guest and covers so many topics that everyone is going to have the ones they like and don't like.


Not going to take that bet, I'd almost guarantee those two will be on - and fairly frequently.  Hopefully on nights I need to get to bed early.

[Roy Hinkley]

Wow, Dave just tied in the whole show with Zecharia Sitchin - way to go Dave!

[Sardondi]

No, I simply mean that Hoagland, when needed, can speak very knowledgably on astronomy, planetary science, NASA and it's workings. But then he starts in on Cydonia and Data's head, and goes off into orbit.

No, Hoagland can sound like he speaks knowledgeably. Which is an entirely different thing altogether.

Wow, Dave just tied in the whole show with Zecharia Sitchin - way to go Dave!

If he'd just bring in Aunt Salagadoola Mechicka Boola it would round the night off nicely.

[Nucky Nolan]

Nucky, George must have read the thread. He's got her talking about the drones we were discussing.

I missed most of the show. It wouldn't surprise me if "we" made the drones. Some of them are the sizes of birds and bugs AFAIK, so the mysterious past versions don't seem so esoteric in comparison to the ones that are public knowledge now. It's fun to think that all strange craft are extraterrestrial, but we should use Occam's razor in most cases. There are some instances where you can be forgiven for refusing to do this. When you see an intelligently-controlled light do maneuvers that are out of the realm of the known possible, thoughts of aliens are understandable. That's also true if you come across stories of drones and other like craft from the 1800s. Granted, they could have been made by unknown "Leonardo Da Vincis" of that era (airships come to mind), but it may be more likely that they were manufactured by superior beings with advanced technology.

[Scully]

See the Art Bell thread for Art's honest opinion of the last 10 years with Noory at the helm.  My only question would be what in particular got under Art's skin badly enough to bring about tonight's post. 

[Sardondi]

See the Art Bell thread for Art's honest opinion of the last 10 years with Noory at the helm.  My only question would be what in particular got under Art's skin badly enough to bring about tonight's post. 

Like, maybe some Uriah Heep-style posts by someone purporting to be George himself, which prompted a forgiving attitude in some quarters?

[valdez]

     An uninteresting segment on "luck" with Tony Davidson.  I liked LMH's report on the two brothers that communicated with the Swedish aliens that genetically created the human race and now they are wondering about destroying us because we're cockroaches and something about Reptilians.  The cattle mutalation report was cool too.  She also did a report on Fukushima, but my brain is fried on Fukushima already.  "Farm people," George?  Really?  I think we'll just call them "farmers" and be done with it.

[ponyboysunset]

I suggest if people haven't head over to Art's Facebook and see what he thinks of Dave:) Life is great!

[DarkMatter]

GNoory,


This is what Art Bell thinks of you. Along with most of us.

Art Bell:
I guess it is about time to straighten a few things out. I had no input or voice into the choice of George Noory as Host...none. He recently, after Dark Matter was announced dropped my name from mention then he says put it back because it was the right thing to do, nonsense, he did it so he could stop open line callers from being cut off because they kept trying to mention my new show. That is why he announced it. I wanted my name dropped from the show as well as my Saturday shows stopped to be blunt because I hated the direction the show had taken and no longer wanted to be associated with it. George is I am sure a nice guy BUT he has become lazy and does not pay attention. I am sorry to be so blunt but that's how I feel. I hope what little competition I can provide will cause him to up his game.

[ItsOver]

"...he has become lazy and does not pay attention."  Sounds like Dave's report card hasn't changed much since his elementary school days.  I understand Dave "plays well with Tommy," though.

[sleeplessinca]

I also keep in mind that I swear I heard him say he had a date with a woman who he thinks may have been a reptile.  Like any woman is going to date Dave.

Our boy could get a date, heck, even with a non-pro.  He seems like he would be a pretty sweet doof that would do well in the friend zone or maybe more after a few strong drinks IRL.  He makes those psychic vampire refs that clearly point to failed relationship/s so he's not been alone all his life.  It's weird how he seems to still be processing that (and so publically  )  I think I see where the reptile comment came from; not so much an ET but more like lounge lizard. 

[sleeplessinca]

Exactly, Coop.  The Hawaiian studio has been a pet peeve of mine ever since Dave started lying talking about it. For months he said it was being built, (as you noted, sometimes by him, sometimes by Premiere), but finally when callers continued to ask and a year or so had passed, he started saying it was complete.  He never said anything about why there was any kind of need for such a studio, anything definite about when he would be using it (other than that one reference to August), or what his living arrangements would be. A third home would have sounded a bit boastful even for a world class braggart.

Shameless. 

I could not agree more.  It is empty window dressing.  I don't get the "why" at all.  In all this time there should have been some disclosure about a deep love of surfing or snorkeling or even shave ice.  His only interest is singing.  I wonder what he drives?  I'm betting a sensible Prius but that he's going to get a Carrera in Hawaii.

[aldousburbank]

Linda called her ET witness tonight "Tyler" and later called him "Toby" 

Extra points for acuity Mr. Morgus!

[sleeplessinca]

Thanks to Dark Matter for the Art Bell quote. I don't do Facebook.  He's even-handed but he clearly agrees with us.  It was perfect that he just put it out there so clearly.

[sleeplessinca]

Luckily I'm not having bad or scary dreams - but can I say again that your avatar is dreamy??

It was a funny dream and feel free to say nice things to me.  <purrs>

[aldousburbank]

It was a funny dream and feel free to say nice things to me.  <purrs>

Bow Wow

[Roy Hinkley]

It was a funny dream and feel free to say nice things to me.  <purrs>

Aww, thanks sleepless - I was hoping you wouldn't mind the compliment 

So, did you listen to LMH last night?

[sleeplessinca]

<laughs>you guys are great.  No LMH, she is a one way ticket to the nazi caves I'm afraid.  I've been trying my hand at haiku though...

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey, we are talking "Magnum P.I." Dave here.    I'm sure PremRat has a Ferrari waiting for him, as well.

Great photo ItsOver!  That P90X is really workin' for Dave.  However, he is really looking like a cartoon these days... it is like a bobble head from Hell.  A 65-year-old head, and a thirty-year-old body - just call him FrankenDave.

[expat]

Speaking of Tsiolkovsky -- which we were, about 3 pages back -- that fine Russian gentleman wrote a famous equation, which Hoagland proceeded to fuck up so badly it may never quite recover.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Richard_C._Hoagland#Mathematical_incompetence

[nooryisawesome]

Wish gnoory would respond to the "lazy" claim.

[Roy Hinkley]

<laughs>you guys are great.  No LMH, she is a one way ticket to the nazi caves I'm afraid.  I've been trying my hand at haiku though...

Do share!

[Roy Hinkley]

Wish gnoory would respond to the "lazy" claim.

He would, but he's too, um... lazy. 

[sleeplessinca]

Do share!

I found Aldous' haiku thread and posted some efforts there.  Check it out.