George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[UnscreenedCaller]

Cue 'The Love Boat' theme in 3-2-1...

Starring Jorch as Your Amiable Ship's Lounge Lizard

[SaucyRossy]

So it seems George had abandoned ship, hasn't posted here in awhile?

Does George have a house in Hawaii? Is that why there is a room with a mic, a computer, and an isdn line?

Or just for work/vacations?

[Morgus]

C2Camdaily youtube account has been SHUT DOWN!!! Seems like Premrat is seriously clamping things down

Their website player and downloads still work fine for me right now:
http://www.c2camdaily.com/

[Morgus]

So it seems George had abandoned ship, hasn't posted here in awhile?

it appears Noory only came here while he was in LA, but he left last Friday and is in his St Louis studio this week...

[sleeplessinca]

Their website player and downloads still work fine for me right now:
http://www.c2camdaily.com/

Anything in there about my cave Nazis I heard/dreamt about last night?  It's scary when you can't tell the real show from a dream. 

[Scully]

Regarding the studio in Hawaii...George said last year that John Wells "needed" to use it in July, and that George would be using it in August (2012).  Wells posted some sort of photo of himself in a tropical locale, but George never made it to Hawaii.  George is patronizing and embarrassing when he refers to the other hosts as "my guys, my crew or my people".  He would never let one of "his people" use the studio if he truly wanted to use it at that time.  FU George.  He has also said at various times that Premiere was building the studio for him and at other times that he, George, was building it for himself.  What does George need a tropical studio for anyway?  He's pale as milk, he pastes a wig on his head and he dyes his eyebrows and stache black.  He can't frolic in the water or have fun like a normal person.  He just has to show others that he is "all that", and a bag of douches to boot.

Exactly, Coop.  The Hawaiian studio has been a pet peeve of mine ever since Dave started lying talking about it. For months he said it was being built, (as you noted, sometimes by him, sometimes by Premiere), but finally when callers continued to ask and a year or so had passed, he started saying it was complete.  He never said anything about why there was any kind of need for such a studio, anything definite about when he would be using it (other than that one reference to August), or what his living arrangements would be. A third home would have sounded a bit boastful even for a world class braggart.

Shameless. 

[Renaldo]

I've wondered about Hawaii too. I mean, it seems if he wanted to go to HI and work, he could do it at an affiliate station. That kind of thing happens all the time.

I also keep in mind that I swear I heard him say he had a date with a woman who he thinks may have been a reptile.  Like any woman is going to date Dave.

[SciFiAuthor]

George seems to have popped on last night as his profile says last active as of yesterday at 2:29 AM. I get the feeling there's a Noory about, get the traps and call Loren Coleman. Radiopithecus Georgicus might yet be identified.

[sleeplessinca]

Anyone think Snoorz will get lucky?

[Maxwell]

Did you know "they were dealt a bad deck" was an old saying?  Or even a saying at all?  Neither did I.  Thanks George!

[Roy Hinkley]

Anything in there about my cave Nazis I heard/dreamt about last night?  It's scary when you can't tell the real show from a dream.

Luckily I'm not having bad or scary dreams - but can I say again that your avatar is dreamy??

[malfion]

So apparently luck=effort according to the guest. I was hoping for some actual useful advice or findings or something from him.

[Nucky Nolan]

Anyone think Snoorz will get lucky?

Maybe we'll get lucky, and he'll read this thread while Linda talks with no interruptions. I just hope that she'll go easy on the "quote/unquote/end-of-quote" stuff tonight.

[SciFiAuthor]

Maybe we'll get lucky, and he'll read this thread while Linda talks with no interruptions. I just hope that she'll go easy on the "quote/unquote/end-of-quote" stuff tonight.

That's what I'm thinking. She sort of interviews herself. He could come in and fight and us about Hawaii and we could make recommendations for his new George-Five-O look. I'm thinking a mullet and soul patch. You'll definitely get lucky in Hawaii if you've got that look going on.

[Nucky Nolan]

can I say again that your avatar [of a woman's foot] is dreamy??

You must be in Heaven at the beach. I never got the foot thing, but to each their own.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I wonder if George will be mad if RCH and Major Ed Dames like Art more?...

I strongly encourage both of those dipshits to be loyal to George and only appear on his show

[Nucky Nolan]

She sort of interviews herself.

Let's hope that she leaves her 1985 Realistic Radio Shack tape recorder at home. It sounds like a drive-in speaker.

[SciFiAuthor]

You'd think premiere would have popped for a digital recorder for her.

[SciFiAuthor]

I take that back, it sounds like they got her one and a copy of Pro tools.

[Roy Hinkley]

Did you know "they were dealt a bad deck" was an old saying?  Or even a saying at all?  Neither did I.  Thanks George!

I heard that too.  In fact Dave says these with such conviction, it makes me think they're real sayings and I start questioning myself...

[Tinfoil Hat]

Did you know "they were dealt a bad deck" was an old saying?  Or even a saying at all?  Neither did I.  Thanks George!

It's late and I first mis-read that as "they were dealt a bad back". Almost makes more sense that way as in "I'd rather be in hell with a broken back than listen to George Noory."

[Morgus]

You'd think premiere would have popped for a digital recorder for her.

Linda Howe already has appeared to have upgraded to a digital recorder a year or two ago.
Of course if she is interviewing someone over the phone, the phone line will be the quality factor not the recorder.

[SciFiAuthor]

Art might make her switch back. "Linda, you know how I think digital sound quality is inferior to analog...."

[Roy Hinkley]

Linda talking about cattle mutilations, cut-up, sliced ohnpen, dead animals.  Dropped out of the sky and broken up, with projectile defecation due to being dropped out of the sky.  Poor, dead animals for twenty minutes...

First thing out of George's perverted mouth:  "Wow, what a great report!"

[SciFiAuthor]

You can't blame him for getting hungry during those. It's raining rib-eyes!

[Cherry Bomb]

I strongly encourage both of those dipshits to be loyal to George and only appear on his show

ok PaperBoy.  I like those guys.  I don't think they think what they say is entirely not true not possible.  And so what if they make money off of their beliefs.  No different than religious holy rollers passing the collection plate.  At least they are interesting and intriguing.  I am personally hoping to witness the kill shot and proof that somebody lived on another planet, who cares if it turns out to be Mars!  Considering we've never even made it to the Moon, any planet will do.

I like when they're on and I'll bet you 100 bucks they go on both Noory and Bell's shows regularly.  PM me if u wanna take that bet!

I also am a huge fan of doom and gloom and horror movies.

[SciFiAuthor]

Hoagland's not so bad, just really bipolar. He can speak scientifically, but then gets all wacky out of nowhere. If he didn't do that, he would be a decent enough commentator on the state of NASA.

[Roy Hinkley]

I strongly encourage both of those dipshits to be loyal to George and only appear on his show

You got that right PB.  I think having those two on the show lessens the quality of the show.  They have long track records of being no-hit wonders.  They are perfect for Dave's show, but I hope Art keeps the standards up a bit more and does not have these self-proclaimed experts on.

[Roy Hinkley]

You can't blame him for getting hungry during those. It's raining rib-eyes!

LOL - okay, I gotta admit raining steaks was pretty funny.  Give me a nice New York any time and I'm fine.

[Cherry Bomb]

Hoagland's not so bad, just really bipolar. He can speak scientifically, but then gets all wacky out of nowhere. If he didn't do that, he would be a decent enough commentator on the state of NASA.

ok so I can't verify that but I know I've heard him a hundred times and never witnessed that.  Sorry.  PM me a bipolar example please Sci.

I have however witnessed, hundreds of times, George Noory sucking, including this entire last week
I abhor the man.  Longggg time listener.  17 years.