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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: lonevoice on August 30, 2013, 01:11:31 PM
I laughed so loud it woke up my dog!

;).  Our dolphin friend certainly is pervicacious, so to speak.

McPhallus

Quote from: valdez on August 30, 2013, 04:49:31 AM
     An uninteresting segment on "luck" with Tony Davidson.  I liked LMH's report on the two brothers that communicated with the Swedish aliens that genetically created the human race and now they are wondering about destroying us because we're cockroaches and something about Reptilians.  The cattle mutalation report was cool too.  She also did a report on Fukushima, but my brain is fried on Fukushima already.  "Farm people," George?  Really?  I think we'll just call them "farmers" and be done with it.

I turned it off when she started droning about those goddamn dragonfly drones and how they're "clearly not from this world."  Yah, Linda, they're straight outta Planet Photoshop.  Doesn't she use Google?

So tonight, Mr "I'm concerned about your privacy" is providing a free two hour infomercial for someone whose company invades the privacy of anyone who died at home or had a loved one die at home. Two hours of informercial time for this creepy, invasive company. So much for respecting privacy, eh Jorch? Jorch's brain is ratcheting up at the thought of gory, messy deaths and f*ck their families if they object. And to forestall his probable excuse - just because it's a matter of public record, doesn't mean it's right to provide that kind of interest to the lurid minded like yourself.

To reiterate, George Noory sucks.

shell88

Well my input for today......I'll have to thank George for inspiring in me my increasing knowledge in synonyms for the word moron. 
My vocabulary and a deeper understanding of this word in relation to his gig as a radio "host" has grown to include:
Nitwit, jackass, nurdle head, pin head, blockhead, dumbbell, dingbat, idiot, birdbrain, airhead, chowderhead....the list is endless.
He is the inspiration to seek out and explore new meanings for the word moron.  What a poster boy George.  See what laziness brings to an undeserving "host".         


shell88

And I don't know about this thread dying when Art returns - I think it'll actually be set on fire.  Compare a fool in hiding in dark room to a fool under a floodlight. 

SR-71


Reverse Speech
Date:    09-05-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David John Oates

Certified Hypnotherapist, David John Oates, has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims can give us new understandings of language and the human mind. He will demonstrate how this technology can be used to determine deeper meanings in how individuals deliver key words and phrases by playing the audio of their speaking patterns backwards and interpreting what, at first impression, seems to be gibberish.
Website(s):

    reversespeech.com
    davidoates.com

Book(s):

    Beyond Backward Masking

Ok did Mr Art Bell ban this guest??

Morgus

Quote from: SR-71 on August 30, 2013, 02:03:27 PM
Certified Hypnotherapist, David John Oates, has developed a technology known as "reverse speech"

Ok did Mr Art Bell ban this guest??
yes indeed - Art Bell banned David John Oates over 10 years ago after Oates was bad-mouthing Art on other radio shows making libelous statements about him.
Noory hasn't had Oates on either in all these years, why the sudden change?
could it be tied into Art returning to the airwaves next month perhaps?  8)

The reverse speech stuff got boring after too many programs with Oates anyway.
He tended to play a lot of the same tired old audio clips over and over, similar to the EVP guys...

coaster

I caught an old show with Oates the other night. None of his audio sounded like anything. Just a guy with a tape recorder and too much time on his hands.

Quote from: SR-71 on August 30, 2013, 02:03:27 PM
Reverse Speech
Date:    09-05-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David John Oates

Certified Hypnotherapist, David John Oates, has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims can give us new understandings of language and the human mind. He will demonstrate how this technology can be used to determine deeper meanings in how individuals deliver key words and phrases by playing the audio of their speaking patterns backwards and interpreting what, at first impression, seems to be gibberish.
Website(s):

    reversespeech.com
    davidoates.com

Book(s):

    Beyond Backward Masking

Ok did Mr Art Bell ban this guest??

LOL premier's response and upping the ante on Art.

Bell sued this guy if i recall. Not sure what happened with the lawsuit.

Morgus

Quote from: coaster on August 30, 2013, 02:18:43 PM
I caught an old show with Oates the other night. None of his audio sounded like anything. Just a guy with a tape recorder and too much time on his hands.
yep Oates shtick got boring and tired really quick after too many appearances, similar to the EVP group.
they would replay the same tired old audio clips over and over again, even in slow motion...

The scheduling of Oates for the first time on c2cam since Art Bell's banning him over 12 years ago - the timing can't be a coincidence considering he will be on barely a week before Art's return.

Morgus

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 30, 2013, 02:20:50 PM
Bell sued this guy if i recall. Not sure what happened with the lawsuit.
yep. think it was eventually settled out of court and privately?

ON David John Oates show

Among other things, Stephens stated that:

Approximately twenty years ago, Bell had been "arrested" and
"served time" for "trafficking" in "various aspects of
pornography;"
Bell made pornographic "videotapes;" and
The entire story had been confirmed by "a consortium - a
syndication of private" investigators, who had located an
original article in the Monterey Herald confirming the story.

Stephens went on to defame Bell further, claiming that he was
involved in various "[b]dark matters[/b]" related to "the militia
movement." Stephens also claimed that, in general, Bell acts with
"dark malice." These statements constituted obvious allusions to
additional criminal acts allegedly undertaken by Bell.

In addition, Stephens alleged that at the time Bell was arrested
for pornography, he was "crazy." Stephens amplified his
allegation that Bell is mentally ill, referring to Bell's alleged
"pathos."

Morgus

I've also read rumors that back around the time of his banning by Art, David John Oates had taken recordings of Art Bell's voice and played them in reverse and analyzed it on some other radio show?
Apparently the reversal of Art sounded like "fear the Oates"  8)

Also Oates knew these claims were 100% not true!!!

and then when art says something bad about golden george they put this on SIT.


LOL

lonevoice

Quote from: ItsOver on August 30, 2013, 01:22:06 PM
;).  Our dolphin friend certainly is pervicacious, so to speak.
Pervicacious, indeed.  Now that Dave's introduced bifurcated marsupials to the forum, check out prehensile as it relates to the same appendage belonging to a certain marine mammal!

:o

Quote from: lonevoice on August 30, 2013, 02:34:26 PM
Pervicacious, indeed.  Now that Dave's introduced bifurcated marsupials to the forum, check out prehensile as it relates to the same appendage belonging to a certain marine mammal!

:o



Art Bell:  Dark Matter was announced dropped my name from mention then he says put it back because it was the right thing to do, nonsense, he did it so he could stop open line callers.


BATEMAN


bateman

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 30, 2013, 02:47:44 PM
Art Bell:  Dark Matter was announced dropped my name from mention then he says put it back because it was the right thing to do, nonsense, he did it so he could stop open line callers.


BATEMAN




Meanandnasty

Expect damage control spin, this is not the bush leagues any longer.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on August 30, 2013, 02:12:02 PM
....Noory hasn't had Oates on either in all these years, why the sudden change?
could it be tied into Art returning to the airwaves next month perhaps?  8).......

I'm sure it's all part of Dave's spontaneous "self-improvement program."  He wants to learn about reverse speech because it's so trendy, with Art addressing it over a decade ago.

Clyde Lewis just had Oates on his "Ground Zero" show.  Leave it to Noory and company to come-up with something new.  ::)

bateman

Quote from: ItsOver on August 30, 2013, 03:10:28 PM
I'm sure it's all part of Dave's spontaneous "self-improvement program."  He wants to learn about reverse speech because it's so trendy, with Art addressing it over a decade ago.

Clyde Lewis just had Oates on his "Ground Zero" show.  Leave it to Noory and company to come-up with something new.  ::)

I wonder if that was a "suggestion" from Premiere.

sleeplessinca

Quote from: ItsOver on August 30, 2013, 12:51:12 PM
Why?  Because "Dave" is wearing shoes?  ;)
He's wearing shoes?  ???  Didn't even notice....

Ive been Noory free the last few weeks but all the talk has me interested if george will adress it. I want  to call in tonight and ask golden george what he thinks about art's claim he is lazy and doesnt like the direction the show is going in.
I'd probably get dropped but I bet I could at least get some of it in.

Then again i dont like staying up late to listen to his garbage show.

bateman

Quote from: bateman on August 30, 2013, 03:15:15 PM
I wonder if that was a "suggestion" from Premiere.

Scratch that. I don't wonder. I remember a Sopranos episode where Carmela said something to the effect of, "Knock it off with the 'who, me?' bullshit, Tony."

We're not that gullible, Jorch, and people have long since stopped giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Sangria is delicious.

Meanandnasty

Is Dave just a fair-weather sucker poster?

Ohhhh,Dave, it is 5:00 somewhere time for the drinks and the pretzels or appetizers.  Time to discuss the weeks events.



Roy Hinkley

Quote from: sleeplessinca on August 30, 2013, 12:06:47 PM
Glad you enjoyed the JC shout-out.  Whatever happened to him and his wife?

The radio I bought for my dad didn't work out so well for him so it bounced back to me. Great luck as it turns out cuz my bedroom has clear view of southern sky.   Purr-fect for satellite antennae.  I really liked the free trial in the car, Grateful Dead station was fun.  I'm hoping for some old school FM rock station with maybe Little Feat, Dan Hicks, any San Francisco sound, UK sound ... So much yummy sound goodness.  Maybe Wells could put on a show cuz he finds good stuff.

Not sure what the current status is on JC, but here are a couple clips. 

I love this clip here - Edna calls in to Art and says that he and George live together in his Payrump, Nevada compound!

JC WEBSTER - EDNA CALLS IN

Here he tracks Edna to Art's compound = LOL!

JC WEBSTER - FINDS EDNA 2012

I like the good old classic rock as well.  I have a satellite radio, and can always find many good sources of ear candy and interesting stations from all over the planet (as Dave would say). 


SciFiAuthor

Man, bad day for a dolphin. I've spent it in the gutter drinking windex and popping happy porpoise pills after Art's scathing FB post. I wonder if Dave will come back, or just drop the whole thing.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: ItsOver on August 30, 2013, 11:10:24 AM
I beeleef "FrankenDave" is from the creative mind of Ziznak.  He's the master of photo shopping Dave's head, after all.  :D

I was looking at the Tom Selleck version of Dave - thought you did that one?


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