George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nighthawk]

I remember years ago someone called in and said that he hated Art. That was quite shocking someone would say that. He went on to tell George how much he loves him so much better than Art. LOL

[Roy Hinkley]

Just now shot some thunder storm pics.  There is this one kinda weirdo cloud.  Trying to figure out who it looks like.
Hummmm??  Ideas anyone?  :

I think it looks like Richard C. Hoagland..... no wait........ C3PO.........no wait - a shadow rodent!

[starrmtn001]

I think it looks like Richard C. Hoagland..... no wait........ C3PO.........no wait - a shadow rodent!

Might be a couple of shadow rodents in here.

[lonevoice]

we replaced an old wall fan in our family room with this porthole. We have an angel figurine in the porthole. It has been there a long time, but it has new meaning. An angel in a porthole...right in my house. There are NO coinschendes.

That is hysterical, campsie!

[lonevoice]

Just now shot some thunder storm pics.  There is this one kinda weirdo cloud.  Trying to figure out who it looks like.
Hummmm??  Ideas anyone?  :

It looks a little bit like a Guy Fawkes mask?

[starrmtn001]

It looks a little bit like a Guy Fawkes mask?

Yes.  I was thinking that too.

[lonevoice]

Yes.  I was thinking that too.

Now if Dave would become a Tina Turner impersonator AND wear a Guy Fawkes mask, honestly he wouldn't suck quite as bad.

[CampsieNP]

That is hysterical, campsie!

Ha, isn't though lonevoice? All this porthole talk had me thinking about our porthole in the family room. When I realized that angel has been there probably a couple of years it dawned on my how Noorie-esque it was and how funny. I had to share it. I know it is not a fornicating dolphin or anything, but it has subtle humor to me.

[starrmtn001]

Now if Dave would become a Tina Turner impersonator AND wear a Guy Fawkes mask, honestly he wouldn't suck quite as bad.

I'm not sure that's the kind of visual I want in my head this close to bedtime. 

[bateman]

Whenever I see her I think that it has to be mostly plastic surgery, liposuction and a team of people who put her together- but she does not look bad for 70+ years old.  Considering her age and Dave's age I would think that possibly Dave ought to don a dress, a wig (I mean a different style than he presently wears), a pair of spiked heals and learn some of her moves.  They are appropriate for a senior and he could do conventions as a TT impersonator.

Hell, if he became a TT impersonator rather than an Elvis impersonator I would even attend his natural health expo...

Looks like Tommy's already got it covered.

[Titanic]

Has anything relevant been sa
id in this thread recently? I can't muster up the energy to read the last 30 pages.

Oh, coaster, you cynical so and so.   What's not to love about bmac posting nonstop for weeks?  Coaster, you and a few other "thinkers" can bellyache all you want about vapid commentary.  The rest of us who really can't wait to see if Roy gets to bag Sleeplessinwherever have completely forgotten the original purpose of this thread,which is George noory sucks.  We are blissful in our cluelessness. Leave us alone.

[WOTR]

Looks like Tommy's already got it covered.

Where did you find that flattering shot of Tommy?  This is easily the best I have seen him look in any post.

[aldousburbank]

Just putting this out there. I'm curious if any two or more of you (forum members) have ever, or have ever discussed, or agreed to, or have participated in a non-virtual Coast Toast, IOW, met each other in person for yuks and comiseration? In keeping with present thread, the obvious question is will you on 9/16?

[Roy Hinkley]

Oh, coaster, you cynical so and so.   What's not to love about bmac posting nonstop for weeks?  Coaster, you and a few other "thinkers" can bellyache all you want about vapid commentary.  The rest of us who really can't wait to see if Roy gets to bag Sleeplessinwherever have completely forgotten the original purpose of this thread,which is George noory sucks.  We are blissful in our cluelessness. Leave us alone.

Thanks for including me in your post.  Um, I think I was being polite and maybe kind to Sleepless - sorry if I violated some forum decency code of ethics.  She seems very nice, and we posted back and forth a few times.  I think if we are going to take it to the next level, I'll go ahead and PM her though, you know so people didn't speak ill of her or my reputation. Then you'll just have to wonder.  Maybe we'll have the first CoastGab love child!

I don't think posting for fun and posting as a "thinker" are mutually exclusive.  I like to think I can think critically of Dave Noorie, AND have fun banter with other posters.  I mean good God man, how many permutations are there to say Dave sucks, and how badly and in what way he sucks?  It gets a little redundant redundant at times.  I think even though it is a SUCK thread, we can at least have a little fun too - I don't think MV has stated this thread shall be 100% Dave sucks without the slightest of deviation and militant adherence to said sucking.  Dave sucked yesterday, he sucked today, and will suck in the future.  If we miss five minutes, it's okay, he'll still suck when we get back on track.  We get it, but we're multi-dimensional, unlike Dave. 

[Titanic]

Roy, you are obviously a good guy. But I read this thread for analysis of  the complete idiocy of Dave Noory.  It is tiresome to scroll through bullshit of music reviews and foot fetishes.  If that makes me the jerk here, at least you don't have to read my particular brand of bullshit day after day.

[aldousburbank]

Did it just get weird in here?  Ok kids, go out and play.  This thread is almost over so maybe when you come back inside we can make it funny again.  Party on!

[Roy Hinkley]

Roy, you are obviously a good guy. But I read this thread for analysis of  the complete idiocy of Dave Noory.  It is tiresome to scroll through bullshit of music reviews and foot fetishes.  If that makes me the jerk here, at least you don't have to read my particular brand of bullshit day after day.

I hear you Titanic, I think you're a good guy too.  I agree too, it does get off topic.  Some nights I'm waiting for the regulars to talk about Dave, but no one is posting.  Then out of boredom, some of us start posting, and not always about Dave.  I wish sometimes there was more "just Dave" too, but it has been less lately for some reason, and I think that's where the other chatter bumps up - people are just bored - especially if its a slow Noory night like on the weekends.

Anyway, point taken, appreciate it. 

And just for the record Sleepless - it's actually not a foot fetish, I like the foot - but its the combination of the nail polish and the tattoo that I thought was sexy as Hell.   

[SciFiAuthor]

It did get weird. Awkward silence time, it would seem.

So....

When is Linda Mountain Ho gonna be on Art's new show?

[Roy Hinkley]

It did get weird. Awkward silence time, it would seem.

So....

When is Linda Mountain Ho gonna be on Art's new show?

Way to bring us back together! 

That Mountain Ho call was freaking hilarious.  Is that a clip yet?  The guy must have said it three or four times.  I'm like, did he just call her a ho?  LOL!

[SciFiAuthor]

I don't have a clip, but it's hour three starting at about 24:00. He most definitely says "Linda Mountain Ho".

[SciFiAuthor]

He says it three times, all three as "Linda Mountain Ho and the Richard". I assume he means Hoagland. Dunno how Hoagland got dragged into that one, but I'll take it. George had to have heard it, and just let it rip anyway.

[shell88]

It's sometimes hard talking about Dave on the nights he isn't on the air.  We don't get a live feed of inspiration from him.
Listening to that voice and content just seems to get the critical thinking creative juices flowing every time.     

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George Noory Sucks

[Renaldo]

This is the song he played, by a band called Minnutes. Better than UFO Phil? You decide.

http://www.minnutes.com/Coast%20To%20Coast%20You%20Make%20Me%20Smile.mp3

Yeah, that's a lot better song. I like it better anyways.

[SciFiAuthor]

Well, I haven't been my divisive self in a while, and Titanic wants a doctoral thesis on Jorch's suckage, so who can pass up a chance to be pedantic? Not I!

George's current faults, as they stand after his spiritual awakening the other week ago under our guru-like tutelage:

1. He still seems to toss out commentary as if from nowhere.

Guest: "Yes, George, and the dolphin safe tuna nets . . ."
GN: "You could use that to beat someone with, couldn't you?"
Guest: "What?"
GN: "The dolphin!"
Guest: "Well, I suppose, but ..."

2. He makes the mistake of asking questions from the belief that everyone tuning in is a new listener
unfamiliar with the subject matter.

Guest: "We took a photograph of the creature . . . "
GN: "And, what, now be descriptive, is a creature?"
Guest: "It's a god damned big foot George. Jesus Christ, I explained that three months ago when I was on last"
GN: "I assume you used a camera for the photograph."
Guest: "Well yeah I used a camera, what the hell else would I use? A Toyota? Listen, are you using the same
sheet of questions from the last interview?"
GN: "Could you explain what sort of creature this is?"

However, George has clearly improved his bumper music selections. He also seems more engaged, and appears, more or less, to now be sustaining that engagement. He needs to tweak his questioning, and come up with a general framework to go by when asking follow-ups. He seems to go with the off-the-wall instead of the in depth exploration. That's not a good tactic.

But I will say this. George Noory has a better sense of humor than Art. I think George knew full well that guy was saying "Linda Mountain Ho" last night. I don't think it was simply a case where George was distracted by an oxyclean informercial on TV and wondering if it was good for cleaning up baby dolphins in an oil spill, I think he knew and was quietly chuckling. Art, on the other hand, pretty much just liked sex and potty humor. You could say "Turd!" and he might laugh, but he'd go after you for a subtle joke like the Howe affair, and say "It's Moulton Howe, sir" like a teacher correcting a 6th grader.

[Nucky Nolan]

Roy, you are obviously a good guy. But I read this thread for analysis of  the complete idiocy of Dave Noory.  It is tiresome to scroll through bullshit of music reviews and foot fetishes.  If that makes me the jerk here, at least you don't have to read my particular brand of bullshit day after day.

I, for one, would like to see our Roy hook up with the foot chick, and he could give massages to his heart's desire, a true win for both of them. It would be Bell Gab's first romance (as far as I know).

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Somewhere in the world, George is screwing something up.

[PB the Deplorable]

He says it three times, all three as "Linda Mountain Ho and the Richard". I assume he means Hoagland. Dunno how Hoagland got dragged into that one, but I'll take it. George had to have heard it, and just let it rip anyway.

I think the default is George wasn't listening.  He probably heard 'Linda' and turned his brain off for the amount of time it takes to finish saying her name.

[Roy Hinkley]

I, for one, would like to see our Roy hook up with the foot chick, and he could give massages to his heart's desire, a true win for both of them. It would be Bell Gab's first romance (as far as I know).

LOL - Thanks Nucky, I like your thinking... 

[sleeplessinca]

I hear you Titanic, I think you're a good guy too.  I agree too, it does get off topic.  Some nights I'm waiting for the regulars to talk about Dave, but no one is posting.  Then out of boredom, some of us start posting, and not always about Dave.  I wish sometimes there was more "just Dave" too, but it has been less lately for some reason, and I think that's where the other chatter bumps up - people are just bored - especially if its a slow Noory night like on the weekends.

Anyway, point taken, appreciate it. 

And just for the record Sleepless - it's actually not a foot fetish, I like the foot - but its the combination of the nail polish and the tattoo that I thought was sexy as Hell.   

Did I mention my nail polish thing?  Whoops! Sorry! TMI.  You all realize it is just an avatar, right?  I kind of set this off by saying I could practically hear Aldous' avi say his one liners.  The guy is really funny.  Love to meet him (and his lucky wife of many years).  I'm still proud of my haiku and hope I bring something to the thread.  Roy is clearly an affectionate guy.  I appreciate that.