George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bmcintyre]

Tosh.o did a show on cyst extraction methods. I have not been the same since.

George would be in his element with this subject.

[Bunny Boy]

Why do you need a Hollywood makeover...

George Noory is a fucking piece of shit. I am blown away that anybody here had anything to do with him when he showed up! I cannot believe the things I've read here! He is such a fucking asshole and ignorant loser. I'm in shock that you guys didn't tell him to get The fuck off the thread!

Someone might ask how can he be such a fucking piece of shit, ignorant, asshole loser and all I have to say to that is look what's on TV!

[starrmtn001]

You look so uncomfortable Morgus, where is his hand?

Good catch.  I didn't notice that "ty" (as apposed to bm ).

[bmcintyre]

Good catch.  I didn't notice that "ty" (as apposed to bm ).

I cannot get enough of being called a "bm."

[coaster]

Has anything relevant been said in this thread recently? I can't muster up the energy to read the last 30 pages.

[Bunny Boy]

Has anything relevant been said in this thread recently? I can't muster up the energy to read the last 30 pages.

I think it's more like the last 170 pp. myself.  I could barely stomach it.

[bmcintyre]

Why do you need a Hollywood makeover for talk radio?  So which George are we talking about?  The St. Louis "nighthawk" George with a greasy, receding hairline and bumbling dialog or the LA bad dye job suit-and-tie revamped George appearing regularly on the UFO talk circuit with bumbling dialog?  Whoever is behind this guy's career has a hell of a lot of money invested in Jorge's success. 

The cool thing about Art is what you see and hear is what you get.  Art was not pretentious.  He asked the right questions and seemed genuinely interested in the subject at hand.  George, by comparison, is completely asleep at the wheel during interviews and seems to be following some formula or routine. 

His fake enthusiasm and phony positivism makes me ill.  The night is evil (be afraid, be very afraid!), but here comes Jorge, in shining white armor to hold your hand and help you make it through the night.  "Gawsh, that's not so scary now is it?"  I guess not...thanks, Jorge, for your dogged relentlessness and supreme insight into the world of the mysterious and the unknown.  *Yawn*  "Be safe everyone."  Indeed.  Give me that old time religion.... 

If UFO Phil wrote a song about me, I'd sue his pants off.  Or at least go piss on his lawn.  That's the most gay, annoying tribute song ever written...but for some reason though, it fits Noory to a T.

George just used C2C to gain what he considered success, like making new friends in LA!  Art does not give a shit.  He really likes his show.  He is not pretentious.  He doesn't need us to think he is a great guy and we don't really care.  George just saw dollar signs. Contrary to what he says, he was given a gift.

[Roy Hinkley]

Has anything relevant been said in this thread recently? I can't muster up the energy to read the last 30 pages.

To me as long as its funny and entertaining, which is why I come here, it is mostly all relevant.  There are some pretty funny people on here making fun of Dave and how much he sucks - even in the last 30 pages.

[lonevoice]

These haven't been re-posted in at least a month.   For the benefit of the newer BellGab members who might have missed them, these are glorious [credit to coaster]:

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

George Noory's Rambling on Coast to Coast Am

[bmcintyre]

To me as long as its funny and entertaining, which is why I come here, it is mostly all relevant.  There are some pretty funny people on here making fun of Dave and how much he sucks - even in the last 30 pages.

I think its funny too.  I look at it when at work just to break up the tedium. I cant post but people are pretty funny.

[bmcintyre]

Good catch.  I didn't notice that "ty" (as apposed to bm ).

Its okay, I set myself up for it.  Its not even my real name.  This is the nether world; BM is fine!

[sleeplessinca]

These haven't been re-posted in at least a month.   For the benefit of the newer BellGab members who might have missed them, these are glorious [credit to coaster]:

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

George Noory's Rambling on Coast to Coast Am

How did I miss these.  He's his own best argument for why he sucks.  He must have no shame that he can keep showing up.

[starrmtn001]

I cannot get enough of being called a "bm."

As you wish . . . bm.

[starrmtn001]

To me as long as its funny and entertaining, which is why I come here, it is mostly all relevant.  There are some pretty funny people on here making fun of Dave and how much he sucks - even in the last 30 pages.

THIS!

[bmcintyre]

Quote from: Gnoory on August 22, 2013, 06:48:16 PM

    we cant seem to find her  (Kathleen Keating)

    and yes you may ask away


Thank you.  I appreciate your kindness.  Why do you come here?  You have quite a large footprint but you seem concerned about this nonsense.  What is the big deal if a few people mouth off?  It is perhaps .0000010 of your entire audience?

I do not understand; it is no threat to you.

This was my question to George when he came on. 

[bateman]

These haven't been re-posted in at least a month.   For the benefit of the newer BellGab members who might have missed them, these are glorious [credit to coaster]:

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

George Noory's Rambling on Coast to Coast Am

I have been eagerly awaiting part 3.

[bateman]

This one goes out to you, Jorch. Maybe you can sing it at your next natural health expo.

http://youtu.be/t_UztDKvrtE

[shell88]

Well I've heard it said here that Dave has virtually no fans on any of the forum boards.  I didn't believe it until I looked around myself and it's pretty much true!   He doesn't have a public forum with any supporters.  What the hell Dave.  How do you manage to keep your job?

[Jesus Undercarriage]

I remember one Friday when George said he would be playing a different song instead of UFO Phil, I thought Fuck Yes it has to be better than UFO Phil (which is annoying and badly produced, how he got a guitar to sound so bad I will never know, I think maybe he recorded it on an old cassette player then played it back down a phone line).
He mentioned the new song a few times throughout the show.
At the end he played this song that I thought was brilliant, I assumed it was a permanent change... the following week U F fucking O Phil was back, I was genuinely very disappointed.

This is the song he played, by a band called Minnutes. Better than UFO Phil? You decide.

http://www.minnutes.com/Coast%20To%20Coast%20You%20Make%20Me%20Smile.mp3

[shell88]

He's pilfering from the old Seseme Street tunes again I see.     

[nooryisawesome]

anyone have a clip of the joe Rogan caller . I heard it was pretty awesome.

[bmcintyre]

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #30191 on: August 13, 2013, 08:35:58 PM »

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Why do you doubt my sincerity. Yes I called SOME of you haters, and those who have posted extremely mean spirited things are and they know who they are. You probably know who as well. Why did this take so long to pop in, I actually expected to be attacked on all fronts yesterday and it didn;t happen.

Like I said last night, we have 10 people who love us to the 1 who does not, but it's the one who doesnt that I learn from. Not the true hater, I cant learn from them , but many many of you who listen day in and day out,---that's who I want to listen to.

Was it timed to Art's show, not at all. HOWEVER it was a wake up call for me. I have fought back at those who have emailed
rude and insincere remarks, that's me. BUT NEVER will I take the first volley.

If someone doesnt think they can grow and learn everyday then they are kidding themselves. Bellgabers, I am far from perfect
and realize that I can get better. A few things you DONT know. I was born with a someone deformed tongue. Dont laugh!!!
You should have heard me as a boy. It took me years to challenge myself to talk before a crowd, etc. I did that and Im dam proud of that, my military career (yes Ive said before I never saw combat) and the people I care deeply for.

And yes that includes many of you. Im not Art, I'll never be Art so dont compare me to him. Ive kept this show alive when it was near death. We have grown it and now I'll take your pointers and make myself even better. Gotta run
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The above underlined direct quotes from George annoyed me.  I think he hates Art.

[bmcintyre]

His fake enthusiasm and phony positivism makes me ill.  The night is evil (be afraid, be very afraid!), but here comes Jorge, in shining white armor to hold your hand and help you make it through the night.  "Gawsh, that's not so scary now is it?"  I guess not...thanks, Jorge, for your dogged relentlessness and supreme insight into the world of the mysterious and the unknown.  *Yawn*  "Be safe everyone."  Indeed.  Give me that old time religion.... 

The night is positively alluring with Art!  We are all creatures of the night, we haven't got the will to fight...you get my drift.

[ACE of CLUBS]

I think Snoory is losing it the rest of the way. This is just awful....

He's just a scared little boy, hiding behind the couch, big wet spot in the front of his shorts.
In any other scenario you'd feel sorry for the little cretin .....

[starrmtn001]

Just now shot some thunder storm pics.  There is this one kinda weirdo cloud.  Trying to figure out who it looks like.
Hummmm??  Ideas anyone?  :

[ADG12311990]

Well I've heard it said here that Dave has virtually no fans on any of the forum boards.  I didn't believe it until I looked around myself and it's pretty much true!   He doesn't have a public forum with any supporters.  What the hell Dave.  How do you manage to keep your job?

Probably because all of his "supporters" are all older people who are scared of the Computer/Internet.

[starrmtn001]

Here are a couple more.

[WOTR]

This one goes out to you, Jorch. Maybe you can sing it at your next natural health expo.

http://youtu.be/t_UztDKvrtE

Whenever I see her I think that it has to be mostly plastic surgery, liposuction and a team of people who put her together- but she does not look bad for 70+ years old.  Considering her age and Dave's age I would think that possibly Dave ought to don a dress, a wig (I mean a different style than he presently wears), a pair of spiked heals and learn some of her moves.  They are appropriate for a senior and he could do conventions as a TT impersonator.

Hell, if he became a TT impersonator rather than an Elvis impersonator I would even attend his natural health expo...

[Roy Hinkley]

I remember one Friday when George said he would be playing a different song instead of UFO Phil, I thought Fuck Yes it has to be better than UFO Phil (which is annoying and badly produced, how he got a guitar to sound so bad I will never know, I think maybe he recorded it on an old cassette player then played it back down a phone line).
He mentioned the new song a few times throughout the show.
At the end he played this song that I thought was brilliant, I assumed it was a permanent change... the following week U F fucking O Phil was back, I was genuinely very disappointed.

This is the song he played, by a band called Minnutes. Better than UFO Phil? You decide.

http://www.minnutes.com/Coast%20To%20Coast%20You%20Make%20Me%20Smile.mp3

Well, anything is better than UFO Phil.  I liked it up until they threw in George and Ian's names.  If they would have kept out the host's names I would have liked it better.  Loved the main singer's voice though.

[Roy Hinkley]

This one goes out to you, Jorch. Maybe you can sing it at your next natural health expo.

http://youtu.be/t_UztDKvrtE

She was 60 here in the 1999 Divas video - looked darn good.  Just looked her up and she just got married again this year - good for her!

Some of the best gams on the planet during her day...

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