George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

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Well, here's how I spent the time during that crap interview. I really should be painting chapel ceilings somewhere.

[Nucky Nolan]

I think the magic word for the rest of the show is going to be Jesus.

Will *they* be saying that, or will *you* be saying that? I usually just let out an exasperated "wow!".

[Nucky Nolan]

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Well, here's how I spent the time during that crap interview. I really should be painting chapel ceilings somewhere.

You're the Michelangelo of disgusting chimeras. Don't expect a call from Pope Francis.

[UFQuack]

You gotta love the night when Jorch pretends he's running a show called Jorch's Star Search, aka. "emerging artist" night. The night when you get to hear mostly a bunch of unoriginal/copy-cat/"wannabe" artists who sound like virtually every piece of popular music you've ever heard! Where are they emerging? Straight into the toilet?

But certainly we are lucky listeners! A treat for the ears! Especially that fake whiny-voiced southern country music type which always reminds me of the ultimate parody of it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzW2ybYFboQ

[CampsieNP]

Last caller to the guest a prankster. Bang, yes!

[Roy Hinkley]

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Well, here's how I spent the time during that crap interview. I really should be painting chapel ceilings somewhere.

Nicely done.  Might I also suggest Dave's image as that of a Dodo Bird?  He will be extinct after the 16th after all.

[CampsieNP]

Especially that fake whiny-voiced southern country music type which always reminds me of the ultimate parody of it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzW2ybYFboQ

What garbage. Even, supposedly good country music, sounds bad to me. But knock off twangy hillbilly music is unbearable.
This show is so bad. GNS.

Can not wait for September 16th, believe me.

[Nucky Nolan]

GN just delivered these three stock phrases within 10 minutes:
"well, something is going on"
"just like that"
"there are no coincidences"

I'm holding out for "is it evil?". Well, that's true too.

[UFQuack]

Even, supposedly good country music, sounds bad to me. But knock off twangy hillbilly music is unbearable.

That's it! You hit the nail on the head.

[SciFiAuthor]

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Nicely done.  Might I also suggest Dave's image as that of a Dodo Bird?  He will be extinct after the 16th after all.

I call it The Jorchocalypse. *Bows*

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Sid Roth: "The best way I can describe it was liquid love."

[Nucky Nolan]

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I call it The Jorchocalypse. *Bows*

It looks like the Jello pudding pop from Hell! That's quite the disturbing photoshop.

[malfion]

You promised heaven, George. Not miracles. Wheres the heaven stuff, man? That's why I'm letting your airwaves in my ear

[SaucyRossy]

WTF is going on tonight peeps?

Hola!

[Nucky Nolan]

The history of the Azusa Street Revival is cool. It was the birth of the modern American Pentecostal movement. It led to the Charismatic movement and the Pentecostal churches where Christians show the gifts of the Holy Spirit. It's a shame that Ian isn't hosting tonight's program.

[Morgus]

Noory has a guest on tonight that claims he hears the voice of god in his head...

[SnapT]

The story about the girl with the super-long tongue that miraculously shrunk to normal size kinda freaked me out.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Noory has a guest on tonight that claims he hears the voice of god in his head...

Did you hear the part about people's legs regrowing magically?

[SnapT]

Even Noory seemed kinda skeptical about the tongue story.

In that he kept guffawing about it.

[Morgus]

The story about the girl with the super-long tongue that miraculously shrunk to normal size kinda freaked me out.

Maybe Noory should have brought up his own tongue deformity and asked for the guest to heal him too? 

[Morgus]

Now Noory predictably gets into angels and the guest says he sees angels too.

[SnapT]

Maybe Noory should have brought up his own tongue deformity and asked for the guest to heal him too? 

Good point!

[Nucky Nolan]

GN just delivered these three stock phrases within 10 minutes:
"well, something is going on"
"just like that"
"there are no coincidences"

You should have included End Times prophecy. Noory mentioned it twice in a row.

[Roy Hinkley]

The story about the girl with the super-long tongue that miraculously shrunk to normal size kinda freaked me out.

Wouldn't the real miracle be to have a tongue that would grow super-long on command?

[Nucky Nolan]

Wouldn't the real miracle be to have a tongue that would grow super-long?

(Not) Michael Scott: "That's what she said."

It's late. :

[SciFiAuthor]

I really, really, really loathe this song.

[Nucky Nolan]

I have a confession (no pun) to make. I really like tonight's Messianic Jewish guest. He reminds me of some friends and schoolmates. I doubt that Obama fans like him, though.

[Nucky Nolan]

I have a confession (no pun) to make. I really like tonight's Messianic Jewish guest. He reminds me of some friends and schoolmates. I doubt that Obama fans like him, though.

I like his personality. I don't agree with all of his views.

[Roy Hinkley]

(Not) Michael Scott: "That's what she said."

It's late. :

Thanks Nucky - I took it right to the edge, but was going to let someone else push it over! 

[Nucky Nolan]

Thanks Nucky - I took it right to the edge, but was going to let someone else push it over! 

I have a way of pushing it over....a cliff. You can hear the loud thud for miles.