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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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eddie dean

How many times tonight will  Dave mention what a compassionate, caring guy he is.  Gracing the poor miserable, lonely listeners, with a live show on a holiday? Dave's loving, PX90 ripped arms, will reach through the radio to give everyone a comforting hug.
He is so humble and caring. gosh, whata great guy!

sleeplessinca

So funny all these references to "Being There" cuz I just watched the 1967 "Casino Royale" with my kids and they liked Peter Sellers so much we are getting "Being There" next. 

CampsieNP

Quote from: eddie dean on September 02, 2013, 09:42:26 PM
How many times tonight will  Dave mention what a compassionate, caring guy he is.  Gracing the poor miserable, lonely listeners, with a live show on a holiday? Dave's loving, PX90 ripped arms, will reach through the radio to give everyone a comforting hug.
He is so humble and caring. gosh, whata great guy!

barf, barf. I just hate it when he goes on and on about working the holiday "for us". Ridiculous.
I say, PLEASE Dave. Don't do us any favors, okay?

Renaldo

I'd be so much happier if Dave took the day off and they reran a good Art episode instead.

SciFiAuthor

I'm glad he's doing a live broadcast. I'm sick of "Best of" radio that's been going on all day.

CampsieNP

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 02, 2013, 09:49:04 PM
So funny all these references to "Being There" cuz I just watched the 1967 "Casino Royale" with my kids and they liked Peter Sellers so much we are getting "Being There" next.

It is a flukey kind of movie Sleepless. When I first saw it years ago, I thought it was very strange. I was not sure what I thought about it. But it always stayed with me. Shirley Maclain is good in it as well.
Dave is very Chance Gardner-like. But as someone here commented, the difference was, people wanted to listen to what Chance had to say.

karios8

I should call Dave and tell him he isn't doing us any favors broadcasting live on a holiday because his live shows are as worn out as his old shows.


Renaldo

The show's barely started and I'm already fed up. I keep listening because I know one day he's going to lose it on air. That day is going to be magnificent.


George Drooly

Quote from: bmcintyre on September 02, 2013, 05:37:34 PM
Are you talking about Brian Wilson from Fox, who had to move to DC to be on the radio?


Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, famously dysfunctional but genius. He also once took a shit on a plate and placed it in front of his abusive father one night at dinner.

sleeplessinca

I'm listening tonight to the Fear TV guy and what is Snoorz' obsession with dying in your sleep from a bad dream?  I don't think it is so far-fetched but he keeps bringing it up like it is a big deal.  Of course something could terrify you and, if you have a weak heart, you could be done.  I've woken up to some pounders more than once.  What am I missing here and why does he keep harping on this?  Is this more if it bleeds it leads?

So dumb.

Renaldo

When the C Crane commercial came on, I was really hoping they were announcing that they were now carrying satellite radios.  :D

aldousburbank

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 02, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
I've woken up to some pounders more than once.
...nah, I'm going to let this one go...

malfion

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 02, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
I'm listening tonight to the Fear TV guy and what is Snoorz' obsession with dying in your sleep from a bad dream?  I don't think it is so far-fetched but he keeps bringing it up like it is a big deal.  Of course something could terrify you and, if you have a weak heart, you could be done.  I've woken up to some pounders more than once.  What am I missing here and why does he keep harping on this?  Is this more if it bleeds it leads?

So dumb.

I've got epilepsy and sudden death (usually during rest or sleep) is the leading cause of death for people with it. It's a terrifying thing and even a person with a strong heart can be affected. There's no signs of anything freaky in autopsies either.

But George is like, the Dexter of the paranormal. He enjoys fear.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: CampsieNP on September 02, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
It is a flukey kind of movie Sleepless. When I first saw it years ago, I thought it was very strange. I was not sure what I thought about it. But it always stayed with me. Shirley Maclain is good in it as well.
Dave is very Chance Gardner-like. But as someone here commented, the difference was, people wanted to listen to what Chance had to say.

Hey, that was me!  I guess in a way we want to listen to Dave - only for material to make fun of him.  ;D

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: karios8 on September 02, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
I should call Dave and tell him he isn't doing us any favors broadcasting live on a holiday because his live shows are as worn out as his old shows.

Yeah, I was going to say with regard to Dave's shows, "live" is very optimistic.


sleeplessinca

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 02, 2013, 10:39:46 PM
...nah, I'm going to let this one go...
you better.  It's really bad when you wake up to the nightmare.


aldousburbank

The difference between Art and George is that if you didn't listen to Art, you felt like you missed something. Which is how you feel if you listen to George.

PrairieGhost

Better watch out for Chucky and PeeWee on crack! Exciting stuff!

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 02, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
I'm listening tonight to the Fear TV guy and what is Snoorz' obsession with dying in your sleep from a bad dream?  I don't think it is so far-fetched but he keeps bringing it up like it is a big deal.  Of course something could terrify you and, if you have a weak heart, you could be done.  I've woken up to some pounders more than once.  What am I missing here and why does he keep harping on this?  Is this more if it bleeds it leads?

So dumb.

I think, in keeping with the Chance theme, Dave really is simple-minded as a child.  As such, he probably gets shcared with horror movies.  I seriously could see Dave as still sleeping with the light on in his closet to keep the Boogie Man away.

aldousburbank

Dear gawd what are these twits talking about?  I think I'll get on the live tar-drip cam now for some real entertainment.

shell88

could someone please photo shop Dave jumping off a diving board into an empty pool.

Roy Hinkley

Just wanted to see if anyone has heard this before besides from my local station.  Their current ad for C2C refers to the lisssners as “lovable, late-night lunatics.”  Nice, calling your audience lunatics, huh?  Has anyone else heard this on your station?

CampsieNP

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on September 02, 2013, 10:40:47 PM
Hey, that was me!  I guess in a way we want to listen to Dave - only for material to make fun of him.  ;D

Thanks for clarifying Roy. I tried to remember who said it when I posted. That was a funny comment by the way.
I might have to watch that movie again. Beats listening to C2C.

SciFiAuthor

You people are so mean you'd kick a baby seal while it was down. George Noory did for C2C what James Brown did for classical music. Something. Not sure what, but he did something. Sort of. Apparently. But we're all still listening aren't we? Oh! I found a pizza roll...


aldousburbank

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 02, 2013, 11:02:36 PM
George Noory did for C2C what James Brown did for classical music.
He did to C2C what airliners did to the WTC, and what Katrina did to Orleans, followed by what my cat just did to the catbox.

sleeplessinca

My favorite scene from Being There is when Chauncy tries to change the channel on the street tuffs with his beloved remote control. 

shell88


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