George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CampsieNP]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

So, when my husband was a kid, he went in a bathroom and someone wrote, "Gilberto sucks Dog Balls" on the wall in the stall.
It was such a bizarre statment, not to mention the name "Gilberto" it was pretty funny.
On the rare occasion someone crosses our path named Gilberto, we both just laugh at a very odd, private joke.

So, naturally, I am thinking, what species of balls does Dave like to suck?

[sleeplessinca]

Did you have an appointment with him or what?

No, but

Take George Noorey . . . please!  <rimshot>
 
If I had a dayjob, I sure wouldn't be quitting it anytime soon.

[aldousburbank]

Endangered species I think?

[SaucyRossy]

sooooooooooooo on the 16th how many of you on this thread plan to take the ride and head over to the Art Bell thread?

[CampsieNP]

Me. I just heard Dave mangle the name Obama. Here we go.....comedy-central is on.

[Nucky Nolan]

My wife has said much the same thing!

Your post is at the top of the thread. I have the same kind of crappy timing.

[CampsieNP]

Endangered species I think?

Do Dolphins have balls?

[Nucky Nolan]

Do Dolphins have balls?

Indeed. They're quite good dancers.

[starrmtn001]

Good night everyone. Keep the good stuff coming.

george noory suckin' suckity suckity sucks.

[Renaldo]

This show already needs some Pizza Punch.

[Nucky Nolan]

This show already needs some Pizza Punch.

I already need some rum punch. Noory just needs a punch.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Well tonight's first hour topic is balls.

So whoever was talking about them earlier, seems like you manifested them into the show.

[aldousburbank]

So, naturally, I am thinking, what species of balls does Dave like to suck?

He's talking about plasma balls so,

[Nucky Nolan]

Well tonight's first hour topic is balls.

So whoever was talking about them earlier, seems like you manifested them into the show.

As in ball lightning or bollocks? I turned off the show for a while.

[CampsieNP]

Did that ditzy lady-guest just say she shit the bed?

[Nucky Nolan]

Did that ditzy lady-guest just say she shit the bed?

Maybe she said that Coast shit the bed. That was after it screwed the pooch.

[aldousburbank]

How could you not love this elephant tranquilizer of a show?  It sounds like frumpy boring polyester guy meets cat lady in a laundromat.  Hi Tommy.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

As in ball lightning or bollocks? I turned off the show for a while.

I think its the balls of souls in graveyards or balls of some alien lifeform?

[zeebo]

He's talking about plasma balls so,

Noorie loves those plasma balls - he once created one in the form of a super-heated pizza roll.

[CampsieNP]

Maybe she said that Coast shit the bed. That was after it screwed the pooch.

I think you are correct Nucky. Thank you for clearing that up.
Clearing it up is fine, not cleaning it up. That would be Tommy's job of course.

[Nucky Nolan]

I think you are correct Nucky. Thank you for clearing that up.
Clearing it up is fine, not cleaning it up. That would be Tommy's job of course.

It would look like one of those scenes from "Hoarders". They'd have to wear Hazmat suits over their Hazmat suits.

It's great to hear that the bad breath stuff is both kosher and vegan. Hasids with halitosis can breathe a sigh of relief.

[aldousburbank]

You can find two people to do better radio than this at your local starbucks.  Goodnight Tommy.  Good work.

[CampsieNP]

It would look like one of those scenes from "Hoarders". They'd have to wear Hazmat suits over their Hazmat suits.

Tommy in a Hazmat suit. That would be something.
The massive size for one thing. Seeing him try to put one on--even funnier. Can you say flop-sweat?
And he would be asking, "does this suit come in black?"

[Nucky Nolan]

I think its the balls of souls in graveyards or balls of some alien lifeform?

Ghost testicles or alien testicles? They're really hurting for good subjects these days.

[Nucky Nolan]

You can find two people to do better radio than this at your local starbucks.  Goodnight Tommy.  Good work.

Noory needs to do his show from Starbucks. As for hosting, a drunk from a local bar might do a better job.

[Renaldo]

It sounds like she's talking about her transdimensional adventures in weed fields. hahahaha

[Nucky Nolan]

Can you say flop-sweat?

I can say "flop-sweat". Noory will be covered with it in fifteen days.

[aldousburbank]

If we were doing shots every time they said balls of light we'd all be dead.

[Renaldo]

If we were doing shots every time they said balls of light we'd all be dead.

If we were doing shots every time Patty Greer told us she made movies, we'd all be dead.

I think the magic word for the rest of the show is going to be Jesus.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN just delivered these three stock phrases within 10 minutes:
"well, something is going on"
"just like that"
"there are no coincidences"