George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

shadow nazis... OI

[Juan]

I have to return to this thread to report that the Hawaii studio is finished, according to George.  He told Adam Hall that Premiere has built a studio "for me" in Hawaii.  No word on when he will his first broadcast from there.

[valdez]

George just said that MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" was *infamous*! This is why we still need this thread.

...Holy cow.  This almost completely takes the cake....

The MLK "infamous speech" slip is unforgivable, as far as I'm concerned...You win the Jackass of the year award with the MLK slip buddy. Your a true psychophant if ever there was one...

The "backside" of the moon.

     Ken Johnston  on colonizing the moon.  Adam C. Hall  on self actualization, or some such nonsense.  The "infamous" slip was incredible, and no follow up apology, no one in that studio alerting George to what he said.  They just move on.  If he got away with the "Osama/Jesus" comparison (the night they got Bin Ladin) I suppose he can get away with anything.  "Backside" of the moon?  No, George, it's actually called "the moon's big bad butt."  George said that his tv show is internet based, but "with today's technology" you can "play it on your bigscreen."  If that makes it a tv show then projecting it on to a wall makes it a motion picture; printing out a transcript and getting a couple of crack heads in Manhattan to do a reading makes it a Broadway play.  Inept mediocrity doubles down.

infamous?

[NoMoreNoory]

George just said that MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" was *infamous*! This is why we still need this thread.

August 28, 2013. A date that will go down in the annals of infamy in broadcasting.

Completely missed that. Just unbee-leafable. Possibly the pinnacle of suckage, and another slap in the face, I hope, to those here who expressed beliefs about The Idiot improving. The man is a cretinous buffoon. Something you might wipe off the backside of the moon.

[aldousburbank]

"The INFAMOUS 'I have a Dream' speech"

Whatafuckingdick

[expat]

So Ken Johnston trots out his standard story about how he was showing Apollo14 lunar backside pass film to Thornton Page and other miscellaneous scientists, and they remarked on what looked like a manned base in Tsiolkovsky. Which was later "covered up". Oh yeah.

Here's the followup question a well-briefed host would have asked: "Very interesting, Ken. Now, the resolution of those Apollo images would have been -- what? 200m per pixel? Since that time Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter has covered the entire Moon at 77m and most of it at 0.8m resolution, 200x better than what you saw that night. Have you checked the LRO image library to see if there's a manned base?"

Here's what he'd have seen if he had checked. Zoom in at will, and take a look around.

[expat]

By the way, at the time of Apollo 14 Tsiolkovsky was under serious consideration as a future landing site, despite being out of contact with Planet Earth (the plan was to do comms via a lunar satellite). So there would have been nothing unusual about Page et al. showing special interest.

As for the "flashing light"... is he sure Page didn't have a laser pointer?

[ItsOver]

By the way, SciFiAuthor - how did you find this website? 

Many of us googled 'George Noory Sucks', but I get the idea that's now how you found it..

I'm guessing he googled "Does George Noory have a girl friend?" and this popped-up.

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[ItsOver]

I also heard a very creative variation from George tonight with his nooryisms.  He combined "Absholutely" with "well, thats true" to create "well, that's absolutely true."  If he would have just added "Hinclredible" at the end!! It would be a triple nooryism combo!

Wow... he is getting better.

[Sardondi]

Oh yeah. The guy who speaks of the "infamous" I Have A Dream Speech of MLK is the gnoory who was posting here. Riiiight.

[SciFiAuthor]

By the way, SciFiAuthor - how did you find this website? 

Many of us googled 'George Noory Sucks', but I get the idea that's now how you found it..

Known about it for a while, Art posts here occasionally and I came back and started reading it
as a guest when he announced that he was in negotiations for a new radio show earlier this year. I
monitored it through the subsequent website relaunch, looking to see if Art was releasing any
more information here than he was on FB.

I watched this thread because it was funny. I joined after I saw blackhole was trying to
drive Noory off the board when he was asking for constructive criticism. That was senselessly
high school, so I said something like any other person would in real life.

Believe it's something other than that if you like, but it's not.

[SciFiAuthor]

The Mars guest was nice and all, but he is way too old if they have all those applicants to choose from.  Only the fittest, most applicably educated, those of a certain age group, etc. would be chosen.  They would not invest all the time and money is someone who will be eighty by the time they go, only to pass away in a few years.  Not to be a downer, just the way it would have to be.

I'm not so sure Roy. You're right in everything if the plan were to return the astronauts. Since it's not, it may be more desirable to pick older astronauts so they won't be expected to be living there permanently for 40-60 years. It might be a better idea if they DID pass away in 2-3 years. It would certainly be a better idea to pick people past child-bearing years, it's likely to be seen as unethical to have kids in that kind of a radiation environment. The birth defects would be unsightly and emotionally effecting, to say the least. Since everyone will be hyper interested in their progress, they'll be under a magnifying glass for years. It might make more sense to send older folks.

[awake]

Believe it's something other than that if you like, but it's not.

+1 For Other

[ItsOver]

Oh yeah. The guy who speaks of the "infamous" I Have A Dream Speech of MLK is the gnoory who was posting here. Riiiight.

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[shell88]

Just an observation.  Noory started posting on this thread the same day Art had his last look at this form which was August 12,2013.  So.....looks like he's following Art around to see what he's up to - maybe some damage control too.  Speculation is endless.....

[sampson2625]

When Ken Johnson was on Coast last night a caller made a reference to something Art Bell said and they cut the call immediately. What a Joke.

[shell88]

Just an observation.  Noory started posting on this thread the same day Art had his last look at this form which was August 12,2013.  So.....looks like he's following Art around to see what he's up to - maybe some damage control too.  Speculation is endless.....

But, I'll say that Art's presence on this form board on the exact same day that Noory starts posting is the key to the Snores true motive for posting here.   Isn't about improving at all, it's damage control by trying to keep Art off the board.  That's my theory.

[MV/Liberace!]

courtesy of gizoogle.com:

http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=2023.msg141581#msg141581

[Cherry Bomb]

How are Yewwwww!?

[ziznak]

So Ken Johnston trots out his standard story about how he was showing Apollo14 lunar backside pass film to Thornton Page and other miscellaneous scientists, and they remarked on what looked like a manned base in Tsiolkovsky. Which was later "covered up". Oh yeah.

Here's the followup question a well-briefed host would have asked: "Very interesting, Ken. Now, the resolution of those Apollo images would have been -- what? 200m per pixel? Since that time Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter has covered the entire Moon at 77m and most of it at 0.8m resolution, 200x better than what you saw that night. Have you checked the LRO image library to see if there's a manned base?"

Here's what he'd have seen if he had checked. Zoom in at will, and take a look around.

Just curious... how does a crater get it's "named" status?  Is it depth?  I spent way too long playing with that map btw nice link.  I noticed not all of the craters have names and was wondering why?

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Oh that's never a problem. Maybe "Maryanne Rhinesmith" will make an appearance..

I'd love to hear that, I nearly pissed myself listening to them old calls.

[bmcintyre]

I have to return to this thread to report that the Hawaii studio is finished, according to George.  He told Adam Hall that Premiere has built a studio "for me" in Hawaii.  No word on when he will his first broadcast from there.

He brings up the Hawaii studio periodically yet it never seems to materialize. 

[Juan]

In the past, the studio has always been in the process of construction.  Last night, he said "built".

[expat]

Just curious... how does a crater get it's "named" status?  Is it depth?  I spent way too long playing with that map btw nice link.  I noticed not all of the craters have names and was wondering why?

Definitely not depth. I believe the International Astronomical Union is boss of this. I assume they started with the biggies (width, not depth) and are slowly working their way down. Tsiolkovsky was not an astronomer but a giant in the field of rocketry.

Astroguy is our man for lunar cratering -- it's absoutely his topic. If he notices this sub-thread he may contribute wisdom.

[Agent : Orange]

I'm not so sure Roy. You're right in everything if the plan were to return the astronauts. Since it's not, it may be more desirable to pick older astronauts so they won't be expected to be living there permanently for 40-60 years. It might be a better idea if they DID pass away in 2-3 years. It would certainly be a better idea to pick people past child-bearing years, it's likely to be seen as unethical to have kids in that kind of a radiation environment. The birth defects would be unsightly and emotionally effecting, to say the least. Since everyone will be hyper interested in their progress, they'll be under a magnifying glass for years. It might make more sense to send older folks.

It's my understanding that even in the case of a return mission older astronauts are preferred. The launch windows aren't like going to the moon, and a even a return mission may have to spend six to nine months time before they could get home. Older astronauts are actually an advantage since they would ideally not have any more children and would be entering the later stages of their lives. After such a time on Mars the astronauts would receive a serious dose of radiation, though I'm not able to put any kind of numbers behind that statement.

[Agent : Orange]

Here's what he'd have seen if he had checked. Zoom in at will, and take a look around.

*gush*

Thanks so much for posting this incredible time wasting site

[Roy Hinkley]

I'm not so sure Roy. You're right in everything if the plan were to return the astronauts. Since it's not, it may be more desirable to pick older astronauts so they won't be expected to be living there permanently for 40-60 years. It might be a better idea if they DID pass away in 2-3 years. It would certainly be a better idea to pick people past child-bearing years, it's likely to be seen as unethical to have kids in that kind of a radiation environment. The birth defects would be unsightly and emotionally effecting, to say the least. Since everyone will be hyper interested in their progress, they'll be under a magnifying glass for years. It might make more sense to send older folks.

Those are good points SciFi.  I had only thought purely of a return on investment.  Definitely an older, more mature candidate would be a good choice, just probably not eighty.

 

[Roy Hinkley]

Just an observation.  Noory started posting on this thread the same day Art had his last look at this form which was August 12,2013.  So.....looks like he's following Art around to see what he's up to - maybe some damage control too.  Speculation is endless.....

Noory started posting on this thread the same day Art had his last look at this forum which was August 12,2013.  FACT!

So.....looks like he's following Art around to see what he's up to.  FACT!

Speculation is endless..... FACT!

Soooo, you're saying Gnoory was Art?!

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[UnscreenedCaller]

In the past, the studio has always been in the process of construction.  Last night, he said "built".

Well heck yeah, because Sirius built Art his own studio out there in the desert. Clearly it's a case of Keeping Up With The Bells, as we've been hearing 'August' for a couple of years and now it's suddenly built. There are no coincidenches.

The space shuttle was built faster than this alleged studio.

[bmcintyre]

Well heck yeah, because Sirius built Art his own studio out there in the desert. Clearly it's a case of Keeping Up With The Bells, as we've been hearing 'August' for a couple of years and now it's suddenly built. There are no coincidenches.

The space shuttle was built faster than this alleged studio.

I remember when that was done and when he got it in Manilla too.  And, he has always worked alone rather than as a team.   It seemed effortless on his part because he put in a lot of time to make it good.   It was like ham radio but bigger.  I think Art liked it that way.  I am glad he is coming back if this will make him happy.   I know it makes me happy.

I can smell the second hand cigarette smoke from here!