George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJ4K4UebxA

[Gumby, Dammit]

I think he's done this every year, at least the past several.  My guess is he and the other employees are required to use their vacation time because the PremRat Corporation doesn't want to carry Accrued Vacation on the books as a Liability, and they don't want to pay it out in cash and have it show on the books as an Expense.  At least that's my understanding of why some of these publicly traded companies insist employees use their vacation days instead of accumulating too many - if they don't it screws up their financial statements.

But George is afraid to leave for too long in case his fill-in does well - he knows he sucks - and he doesn't really have any interests or things to do outside work anyway.  So he takes it one Friday at a time.

Alright! Your avatar's back! Thanks! And I think you totally nailed it here...meanwhile George fabricates and projects his fabulous life outside Coasht. He's such a jet-setting rad hipster!

[ItsOver]

Gee, I thought good 'ol Snoorge was using his leave this time of year so he could be there for all his dedicated fans on the holidays.   Who doesn't think "Man, I just need to get me some Noory for Christmas!"

[albrecht]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

[aldousburbank]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

That sounds absolutely winning!

[BellBoy]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

I'm sure that said mask and wig came in handy for "other activities" once Dave and Tommee got back to the hotel 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

Oh, no.  Maybe Noory really does look up to Falkie.

[albrecht]

I await someone's cellphone video to hit youtube or be posted on this site. Norry as Trump is funny enough but then also to dress up as Hillary? Going to be instant classics!

[MyEye]

Dressing up in costume and acting a fool really doesn't establish nor support credibility. The guy is truly a clown.

I am so glad that Art is back and am glad to pay my subscription; no way I'd pay to listen to clowns' dribble.

[ItsOver]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

He was wearing a wig on top of his wig?

[PB the Deplorable]

How long until Tommy defects and starts his own Dark Matter/BellGab podcast?

[GravitySucks]

Listening to a replay of a Snoory interview with Mitch Horowitz on positive thinking...
"The ancients... Was Jesus a positive thinker?"

Noory must be oxygen deprived.

[Gumby, Dammit]

How long until Tommy defects and starts his own Dark Matter/BellGab podcast?

Ha. Really...with that Charlie Brown dull, lazy voice of his.
"Tonight's guest is gonna be my boss, George Noory. He'll be tawkin about our ride in the red victory parade limo in Los Angeles, then we're gonna be tawkin about ...I should say finally tawkin about...me and George's black leather NAZI Gestapo jacket fetish and the great time we had behind (eh heh) the stage at the Alex Jones "Suck My Paranoid Ass" Fest."

[Gumby, Dammit]

He was wearing a wig on top of his wig?

Nooron's an enigma wrapped in a muskrat.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Listening to a replay of a Snoory interview with Mitch Horowitz on positive thinking...
"The ancients... Was Jesus a positive thinker?"

Noory must be oxygen deprived.

GNS

[Gumby, Dammit]

Dressing up in costume and acting a fool really doesn't establish nor support credibility. The guy is truly a clown.

I am so glad that Art is back and am glad to pay my subscription; no way I'd pay to listen to clowns' dribble.

[Juan Cena]

He was wearing a wig on top of his wig?

Dave was trying to be like George Washington
http://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

http://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

Sadly, Dave doesn't have a brain for a heart like the real George does.

[pate]

Dave was trying to be like George Washington
http://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

http://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

Sadly, Dave doesn't have a brain for a heart like the real George does.

Dammit, you and your double takes.

Dammit, you and your double takes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDe2cVPT41U

Funny ha-ha,

Not funny hur, derp.

Heh.  Enjoy!

[GravitySucks]

Less than 18,000 views before this thread reaches 5,000,000 views... Amazing.

How many of those do you think are Dave himself trying to see if he still sucks???

He probably thinks he is the king since this thread has twice the views of any thread in the Art Bell topics...

Tommy... Cue the big sucking sound.

[NoMoreNoory]

Less than 18,000 views before this thread reaches 5,000,000 views... Amazing.

How many of those do you think are Dave himself trying to see if he still sucks???

He probably thinks he is the king since this thread has twice the views of any thread in the Art Bell topics...

Tommy... Cue the big sucking sound.

Gnoory was lurking just a couple of hours ago

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave says 'we're honing[sic] in on' 22,000 members at ParanormalDateRape.com, and follows with one of his famous restaurant stories. He claims he was out to dinner last night after getting back from his 'live stage show event' in Toronto and overheard a couple 'two tables away' alking about Paranormal Date. He says he had to get up and introduce himself and tell them that soon there'll be apps for iPhone and Android. The couple were 'thrilled'.

[BellBoy]

Dave says 'we're honing[sic] in on' 22,000 members at ParanormalDateRape.com, and follows with one of his famous restaurant stories. He claims he was out to dinner last night after getting back from his 'live stage show event' in Toronto and overheard a couple 'two tables away' alking about Paranormal Date. He says he had to get up and introduce himself and tell them that soon there'll be apps for iPhone and Android. The couple were 'thrilled'.

You know, that story makes perfect sense... Every time my wife and I go out to eat, we invariably fall into deep discussion regarding which dating app is most useful to us at the moment. She particularly likes it when I'm scouring quirky little "niche" dating sites, looking for a truly "special" nasty-bit-on-the-side... Like that one night I was telling her about my success on SadisticDwarvesDate.com... we laughed and laughed!

[PB the Deplorable]

You know, that story makes perfect sense... Every time my wife and I go out to eat, we invariably fall into deep discussion regarding which dating app is most useful to us at the moment...

Why would anyone dispute the idea that a coupe at the next table would be discussing a dating site.  George probably spent his entire flight back from the convention thinking that one up

[Juan Cena]

"The Embalmed Head of Oliver Cromwell?"

Oh well, the story of Cromwell's body following his death is quite bizzare. Too bad it's Dave doing  the interviewing.

[Juan Cena]

Dave seems to have his mixed his flash cards up. He's jumping from talking about Cromwell and the usual crap.

[Juan Cena]

You can fit Dave's knowledge of British history inside a Higgs Boson.

[AppealPlay]

Dave sucks.  That's all.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Syrette said that Norry did an impression of Hillary Clinton wearing a mask and also donned a wig and gave a Trump impression at his "big event" last night.

Does that make him a hater? If anyone here did that to him, he'd be threatening a lawsuit.

First singing, now this. I swear that idiot is entering the early stages of dementia.

[AppealPlay]

First singing, now this. I swear that idiot is entering the early stages of dementia.

Wait a minute.  Is Noory taking up singing now?  Please tell me you have a YouTube clip for me.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wait a minute.  Is Noory taking up singing now?  Please tell me you have a YouTube clip for me.

I present to you the songs stylings of the man with no brains and even less shame. I wonder what he did with the money his mother gave him for singing lessons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_ARQaqT7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g


My dog likes to howl along with this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUQXZJrwpHo