George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Mayo

[Who]

Jorcho hates rats too.

And predator lightning bugs.

[albrecht]

I'm saddened to notice Brooks Agnew as tonight's guest. I actually like his bizarre theories and "hollow earth" is always a fun ride. Only wish another host. Art come back, please! The hole(s) in our polar regions are not a portal as I imagine will be posited by Norry tonight.
-GNS

[BattyBrooke]

I'm actually looking forward to tonight's show, only because I really want to know what happened to the guy that was on with Art years ago who had some sort of vehicle/invention (described as a sort of jetpack) that was going to take him to the center of the earth. He had really wild ideas and a date set, but I was listening to an archived show so I don't know what happened to him. I posted a topic discussion on this, and though people remembered him, no one knew what happened or ever heard an update. I'm hoping tonight's guest will mention it.

[smitty9999]

Dallas Thompson

The guy was out of his mind.

[albrecht]

Dallas Thompson was awesome guest. Jan Lamprecht was also really good on the "hollow" theories but like Dallas has gone?

[HorrorReporter]

Coming this Tuesday: live chat with someone who looks kinda like George Noory

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[BattyBrooke]

Dallas Thompson

The guy was out of his mind.

Yes! Dallas Thompson! That's who it was. Where is he? Hope they mention him.

[BattyBrooke]

Coming this Tuesday: live chat with someone who looks kinda like George Noory

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I was thinking the same thing, and it's not just the mustache. It's his brother from another mother.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hollow Earth 'theorists' are the craziest of the crazy.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hollow Earth 'theorists' are the craziest of the crazy.

You have a point.

And if it makes you wonder if a lot of other things in their worlds are hollow.  Is the hollow theme always there?

Are there always rats in the walls?

Did the baseballs in Little League have worms crawling around in them?

What gets you on the road to Hollow-ville, anyway?

[HorrorReporter]

Let's ponder the hollow moustache theory..

[Nick el Ass]

Let's ponder the hollow moustache theory..

More like the empty head theory if we are talking about Jorch.

[sydtron]

I once heard a GNorry show with a Mexican Mormon on as a proponent of the Hollow Earth.  Guy was nuts. Wonder what that would sound like on mushrooms?

[goldendeal]

Is this thread worth continuing?

NO

IT ISN'T

Sure it is, it's the only way I can make it through a Jorch hosted Coast..... Some of the posters here should be writing comedy in Hollywood, funny stuff... Major Ed is in a class by himself. No reason to kill the creativity, lets face it, Jorch gives us a lot of material.

[Nick el Ass]

Let the suck begin.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch: "Eating penits cuts down on allergies."

[Major Ed Damien]

I wonder if the D-Herbs made Jorch D-Dumb.

[Nick el Ass]

Sirtuation is a new one from Jorch.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

On the news last night, an official (I didn't hear if it was police, government, or someone else) said the person who was sounding alarm bells about the threatened attack against the West Edmonton Mall and Mall of America was extremely irresponsible because the threats are common and the African terrorist group had no means to carry them out. 

Of course, George is devoting an hour to it.

[Major Ed Damien]

Sure it is, it's the only way I can make it through a Jorch hosted Coast..... Some of the posters here should be writing comedy in Hollywood, funny stuff... Major Ed is in a class by himself. No reason to kill the creativity, lets face it, Jorch gives us a lot of material.

Hey, thanks, bud.

Jorch couldn't count on his fingers the number of times you've made me cackle.

[Nick el Ass]

On the news last night, an official (I didn't hear if it was police, government, or someone else) said the person who was sounding alarm bells about the threatened attack against the West Edmonton Mall and Mall of America was extremely irresponsible because the threats are common and the African terrorist group had no means to carry them out. 

Of course, George is devoting an hour to it.

Yeah, a lot of people are discounted a direct threat from the group... but that wont stop JorchCo with their special brand of fear mongering.

[Major Ed Damien]

This guest "was just talking to Steven Quayle the other day."

I guess it's hard to gesture when you're both wearing straitjackets.

[Richard Groyper]

George: Here's another "krestion" (question) Douglas...

The suck continues.

[Major Ed Damien]

Does everybody like Jorch's new incredulous-sounding voice?

"I just don't get it . . . "

"How do they do it? . . . "

"Where's my ass . . . ?


It's a combination of a whine and a cluck.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is wondering if there are suv dealers who only deal with ISIS because they all drive a new Toyota Tundras "sometheen is up"... and boy I hope they are not a sponsor of the show. Now he wants to know what brand of guns they have, but thinks they will run out of ammo soon because they are shooting everything.

[Nick el Ass]

George: Here's another "krestion" (question) Douglas...

The suck continues.

He is now adding r's to random words, harharhar.

[SnapT]

If George ever visited the Mall of America he'd shit his pants and fall into a giant water fountain and then fall off a roller coaster because he'd be so scared of the terrorists.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch is wondering if there are suv dealers who only deal with ISIS because they all drive a new Toyota Tundras "sometheen is up"... and boy I hope they are not a sponsor of the show. Now he wants to know what brand of guns they have, but thinks they will run out of ammo soon because they are shooting everything.

Damned Syrian 7-11s.  You would think they would ask those Islamic State people for their government I.D. before selling them guns and ammo.

[Nick el Ass]

Damned Syrian 7-11s.  You would think they would ask those Islamic State people for their government I.D. before selling them guns and ammo.

That is what Jorch doesn't get. It is no like these people are walking around with shirts saying I'm with ISIS on them, or driving company Tundras with ISIS written on them.