George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Only George and C2C could make the amazing achievements of the ancient Egyptians sound ridiculous.  :

"There's no way they could have built all that stuff without help, right?"

"Did they really wear robes everywhere?"

"What's with the hieroglickist ... uh, hiergoliftis .... uh ... symbols they used with the birds and stuff?"

[coaster]

Only George and C2C could make the amazing achievements of the ancient Egyptians sound ridiculous.  :

isn't that the truth.

[pyewacket]

"There's no way they could have built all that stuff without help, right?"

"Did they really wear robes everywhere?"

"What's with the hieroglickist ... uh, hiergoliftis .... uh ... symbols they used with the birds and stuff?"

Zeebo, I'll bet you're not too far off! We can all see the "hydraulics" on the wall. 

[Major Ed Damien]

"There's no way they could have built all that stuff without help, right?"

"Did they really wear robes everywhere?"

"What's with the hieroglickist ... uh, hiergoliftis .... uh ... symbols they used with the birds and stuff?"

"Did mummies invent the Band-Aid of today?"

"Why did they put all their stuff in tombs?  Were the pyramids like giant storage units, like I use?

"That song, 'King Tut,' by Steve Martin . . . did King Tut like that song?  Or did he feel it disrespected him?"

"I was always in love with Cleopatra -- the Liz Taylor one.  But that snake there at the end that she bumped herself off with . . . ugh.  Like a little clown in a snake costume sitt-een on top of a Ouija board.  Jeez.  No, thanks."

"Did the aliens who helped the Egyptians build the pyramids ever feel like they got enough credit for what they did?  Because it was un-bull-lee-bubble, and we still have difficulties bull-leev-een it even today."

"Do camels like to hang out around pyramids -- or are they spooked by them?  I once had a camel come up to me."

"Did the aliens have anything to do with all that sand they've got around the pyramids?   It's like they dumped a giant bag of cat litter out there.  And speak-een of cats . . . didn't the Egyptians do some weird things with them as well, like put their head on a dog's body for a statue?  Why would they do that?  That's buzz-are."

[pyewacket]

isn't that the truth.

It will be the same painful rehash of prior shows. Maybe even veer off on the old Coral Castle tangent yet again.

Did the Egyptians invent pyramid schemes?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Now I have pretty decent money.  What . . . what would it cost me to build my own pyramid today?  In today's money, adjust-een for inflationary inflation."

"I would like to be in a time machine and go back there in time to watch the aliens first land-een in Egypt.  Were the Egyptians kinda bored with noth-een to do before the aliens came down to build their giant pyramids for them?"

"So what's new for you?  Got any trips planned?  Are you go-een back to Egypt again for the pyramids?"

"Where can we find your book?  Is it on Amazon?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"I was always in love with Cleopatra -- the Liz Taylor one.  But that snake there at the end that she bumped herself off with . . . ugh.  Like a little clown in a snake costume sitt-een on top of a Ouija board.  Jeez.  No, thanks."

You're getting danerously close to the Noory mojo.

[Major Ed Damien]

You're getting danerously close to the Noory mojo.

I know, Georgie.

I've zeroed in on his frequency. 

I'm in the Noor-zone now.

You just have to imagine you're really dim, and the station starts to come through.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It will be the same painful rehash of prior shows. Maybe even veer off on the old Coral Castle tangent yet again.

Did the Egyptians invent pyramid schemes?

Sure, except they handed out whips.  You were allowed to whip all the associates you could enslave, so long as you provided them with their own supply of whips and associate sign-up parchments.

[aldousburbank]

"Did mummies invent the Band-Aid of today?"

"Why did they put all their stuff in tombs?  Were the pyramids like giant storage units, like I use?

"That song, 'King Tut,' by Steve Martin . . . did King Tut like that song?  Or did he feel it disrespected him?"

"I was always in love with Cleopatra -- the Liz Taylor one.  But that snake there at the end that she bumped herself off with . . . ugh.  Like a little clown in a snake costume sitt-een on top of a Ouija board.  Jeez.  No, thanks."

"Did the aliens who helped the Egyptians build the pyramids ever feel like they got enough credit for what they did?  Because it was un-bull-lee-bubble, and we still have difficulties bull-leev-een it even today."

"Do camels like to hang out around pyramids -- or are they spooked by them?  I once had a camel come up to me."

"Did the aliens have anything to do with all that sand they've got around the pyramids?   It's like they dumped a giant bag of cat litter out there.  And speak-een of cats . . . didn't the Egyptians do some weird things with them as well, like put their head on a dog's body for a statue?  Why would they do that?  That's buzz-are."

Will we ever find Queen Tut?

Did Egyptians use numbers?

Do you think it is an evil Sphinx?

[wr250]

Will we ever find Queen Tut?

Did Egyptians use numbers?

Do you think it is an evil Sphinx?

are the pyramids portals?

[Major Ed Damien]

Will we ever find Queen Tut?

Did Egyptians use numbers?

Do you think it is an evil Sphinx?

"Did they have some of the same things we have today, like bathrooms and food?"

"Did you think Boris Karloff was the best mummy of all the mummies?"

"That old game show from the 1970's -- "The $20,000 Pyramid" -- was it . . . was it a fairly accurate picture of Egyptian times?"

[albrecht]

"Did they have some of the same things we have today, like bathrooms and food?"

"Did you think Boris Karloff was the best mummy of all the mummies?"

"That old game show from the 1970's -- "The $20,000 Pyramid" -- was it . . . was it a fairly accurate picture of Egyptian times?"

"How is it you got into Egyptiens er uh the Pyramids and err, you have a passion! How is it that you uh do the things you do? I was born in Egyptian er my dad and know that region. Sad things going on now what er the problems. By the way you can watch my interview on my tv show beyood bleef. It is internet based but many people er you got a flat-screen. Free to watch for 5 days, anyway you're passionate about this stuff! How do you do what you do?"

"Did the Egyptians have mean babies?"

[zeebo]

"Of all the stars the pyramids are aligned with, which one is the most fascinating to you?"

"Have you been to that hotel Luxor in Vegas?  It's so authentic and I hear Elvis used to play there."

"Did they really have an evil book like in that movie The Mummy?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Friend of the show, Shwaheed Hwass, always seemed to, uh, y'know he always seemed to be hiding somethin'.  And then he disappeared!  What do you think he knew?  I'll tell you this, Bobby, and mark my words:  I don't know if he found the vault under the, uh, the Sphinx over there or if maybe he saw some inter-dimensional children being beaten by one of their old, uh, Egyptian Gods when he was digging around, or somethin', but he knew something and they got him!  Don't you think Robbin?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Now, as we all know, I don't believe in coincidences.  Was the Egyptian god Isis and the terrorist group Isis . . . they've gotta be linked, I would imagine.  When did they both conspire to become evil?"

"The Nile River has always fascinated me.  It's in Egypt too, right?"

"Now when the aliens first began moving the stones around that became the pyramids, what fascinated them about the stones?  Was it the fact that the stones themselves were made out of stone?  I know what . . . you think about that one while we break here at the top of the hour."

[aldousburbank]

Friend of the show, Shwaheed Hwass, always seemed to, uh, y'know he always seemed to be hiding somethin'.  And then he disappeared!  What do you think he knew?  I'll tell you this, Bobby, and mark my words:  I don't know if he found the vault under the, uh, the Sphinx over there or if maybe he saw some inter-dimensional children being beaten by one of their old, uh, Egyptian Gods when he was digging around, or somethin', but he knew something and they got him!  Don't you think Robbin?

Wow dude, The George couldn't have said it better himself!
Channeling!

[Major Ed Damien]

Friend of the show, Shwaheed Hwass, always seemed to, uh, y'know he always seemed to be hiding somethin'.  And then he disappeared!  What do you think he knew?  I'll tell you this, Bobby, and mark my words:  I don't know if he found the vault under the, uh, the Sphinx over there or if maybe he saw some inter-dimensional children being beaten by one of their old, uh, Egyptian Gods when he was digging around, or somethin', but he knew something and they got him!  Don't you think Robbin?

You've really got the frequency on this one, Georgie.

I knew it when I read, "And then he disappeared! -- exclaimed like a simpleton watching a second-rate magician.

And then you follow up with the one-two punch of conspiracy and child suffering.

Olé, El Cordobes.  You earned the ears and the tail.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Some-theen tells me the secret of these pyramids all goes back to Zechariah Sitchen and Edgar Cayce.  They were both onto something big time, and unfortunately they both are today dead.  If we could only bring those two back to life and pick their brains once again . . . access the knowledge of these two dead guys . . . I'll bet we'd learn some-theen more about these Egyptians and what they were doing in Egypt.  The Face on Mars is all part of this as well.  That's just my bull-eef.  What's your take, Robert?  Do you think it would be great to bring Sitchen and Edgar Cayce back to life again and ask them just a few more questions?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "We now go to the phones.  Justin is truck dri-veen down in Alabama.  What's up, Justin?"

Justin:  "George, thank ya for takin' my call 'n ah just wo-nuh tell ya whut a great show this here show is ta-night, and here's my take on the pyramids, and then I'll get off the air 'n listen to my answer, 'cuz it's real slick 'n rainy this evenin' own the interstate hereabouts 'n I'm drivin' faster'n a jackrabbit with a meth suppository in his rectal cavity.

"O.K. I thank both Jesus and the aliens had sumpin' to do with the pyramids because they just look like structures done by both space aliens and the Son of God, fer some reason.  Thank yuh, George, and wunce agin, great show."

George:  "Thank you, Justin.  You be safe out there on the highway tonight.  Oh, absolutely.  There's no doubt about it.  The manger was kinda poor, of course, and that's just my opinion, and he definitely wanted something that would attract a lot more attention later on.  Let's go to Cornelius in Louisiana.  Corny, what's on your mind tonight?"

[Jorch Einstein]

I cain't wait to buy the new Coast Christmas CD, full of wonnerful holiday cheer! I done heard that Jorch does a special song on it, he does an all farting version of White Christmas. Gonna be hard to top the Pat Boone version! There's also supposed ta be a piture of Tommy dressed up as Santa, and Jorch sittin' on his lap, dressed in his short pants, in the CD booklet.

[PB the Deplorable]

George once mentioned the Pyramids being in Gaza. 

Not being one to make the same mistake twice, now he'll want to know how and when they were moved to the Giza Plateau

[zeebo]

Did the Egyptians invent pyramid schemes?

Yes, as pharaohs I know.

[WOTR]

So far everybody has missed the most obvious question.  "If they built those things, can you IMAGINE what they could have done with a computer?"

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch claiming credit for the storms in CA because of his 'intention experiment'. "Maybe we did too much".
I hope anyone who might suffer damage to their homes from flooding or mud slides will sue him.

[aldousburbank]

Joorch claiming credit for the storms in CA because of his 'intention experiment'. "Maybe we did too much".
I hope anyone who might suffer damage to their homes from flooding or mud slides will sue him.

I saw lots of people filling sandbags today because of George's amazing powers!

[aldousburbank]

I tried tuning into George's sucky little show bit I just felt guilt, shame, and anxiety.

[NoMoreNoory]

I have time and respect for Peter Breggin, but not in Noory's hands. He is so horribly cold and disconnected when it comes to dealing with human emotion - and especially the dark side of it all. Typified right at the outset by Breggin outlining 'Guilt' as an internal process and Joorch jumps right in to ask whether Bernie Madoff feels guilty about what he did, which has precisely nothing to do with what Breggin was talking about.
It'll be a long haul before we get to those pyramids. I think I'm hitting record and checking out.


Tomorrow is still TBA, I see.

[Major Ed Damien]

The last time George had a psychiatrist on George asked her about serial killers.  But it was supposed to be a show about autistic children.

Tonight, he asked the psychiatrist about Ted Bundy, because of a movie he watched about him on Amazon the other night.  But the show ostensibly isn't about serial killers.

George sure loves thinking and talking about serial killers.  Of course, this psychiatrist doesn't know about the other psychiatrist, and, besides, he has a book he really wants to peddle.  Thus, unfortunately, George won't get the help he needs tonight.

[zeebo]

I tried tuning into George's sucky little show bit I just felt guilt, shame, and anxiety.

Yeah I always feel a little dirty tuning in.  Fortunately proper-titrated gin martinis help stall the shame spiral.