George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's okay.  Dietrich makes up for it with his computer-like vocal precision.

[aldousburbank]

Noory speak~"How much did we know about the attack prior to the attack?"

A Human~"How much did we know about the attack prior to it?"

And tonight he couldn't even pronounce "sailor"

Heh

[Juan Cena]

Ed Sullivan he is not, although my impression is that Sullivan was out of touch too.

Except that Sullivan's had talent.

[Immy]

Some tribute - the Rain Man of Pearl Harbor conspiracies who won't take a breath! The guy actually though the 19th Century was the perfect starting point for the back story. 30 mins in and I'm exhausted!

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch says his father was World War II.


Dietrich is a dream for Joorch: just opens his mouth and spews words with barely a pause for breath.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think it was Dietrich who swore up and down that William McKinley was assassinated on September 11th, which he tried to link to the events of 2001.  I looked through the New York Times Archives from that era and it just wasn't true.  It was perhaps a minor mistakes but it makes me question some of his facts despite his apparent vast knowledge.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think it was Dietrich who swore up and down that William McKinley was assassinated on September 11th, which he tried to link to the events of 2001.  I looked through the New York Times Archives from that era and it just wasn't true.  It was perhaps a minor mistakes but it makes me question some of his facts despite his apparent vast knowledge.

Also, Clark Air Base in the Philippines wasn't "in Manila."

[MTB]

Also, Tesla didn't have any children so the mention of his son in law is suspect to say the least.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dietrich can talk even faster on a belly full of Red Bull.

[Major Ed Damien]

The only historian George half-listens to is a crackpot.

[b_dubb]

It was perhaps a minor mistakes but it makes me question some of his facts despite his apparent vast knowledge.

Vast knowledge? Please tell me you're kidding.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Doug needs to read General Smedley Butler's War is a Racket speech, which makes absolutely clear what he thought of the kind of plutocrats who wanted him to help them overthrow FDR.  Those are the words of a true patriot in every sense of the word.




http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket

[Major Ed Damien]

Of course, George knew nothing of the Bonus Marchers' protests in Washington, D.C., which were put down violently by MacArthur, Eisenhower and Patton.

George styles himself as constantly suspicious of his own government, yet knows nearly nothing about its well-documented atrocities.

That's because he's a poseur, merely sucking up to the fringe idiots and dull fundies.

George Noory is about the least-read person ever to have an audience the size of "Coast-to-Coast AM's."  It's a sick landmark of sorts.

[Major Ed Damien]

George has only one exclamatory sound:

"Jeeeesh . . . "

It sounds like the air being let out of a worn-out air balloon.

[AvDaBr]

I think poor George is confusing the ISIS Dietrich is talking about with the Islamic terrorist group.

[Major Ed Damien]

George had to yank Dietrich's plug and drown him with some submerged shit-kickin' country mess.

How undignified for an eminent historian.

[MTB]

Is it just me or are the emerging artists particularly bad tonight?

[Major Ed Damien]

Is it just me or are the emerging artists particularly bad tonight?

The permanent nobody singing right now sounds like a cross between Tom Jones and Darius Rucker's cousin.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dietrich's speaking style is the reason attorneys use transcripts a lot.

[Major Ed Damien]

I would never get into a word-eating contest with this Dietrich fellow.

[Major Ed Damien]

Everybody on some ship was seventeen years of age?

Dietrich's pot is getting progressively cracked.

[Immy]

Ya know, a nice tribute to Pearl Harbor would be someone who could articulate the emotional impact of the event. Instead we get cold and impersonal stats, stats, stats, some of it in embarassing attempts at "authentic" asian dialect. This is brutal, gonzo rhetoric with no semblence of edit or order.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy was only scheduled for the first hour.

[Major Ed Damien]

It's truly odd how some of these nutcases like Dietrich can describe governmental conspiracies that are as perfectly executed as anything performed by the Bolshoi Ballet, yet the government is also inept and inefficient.  Huh?

And that creeped-out laugh of his.

In the words of the eloquent George Noory:

"Sheeesh . . . "

[Major Ed Damien]

And so went George Noory's perfect commemoration of the day Pearl Harbor was attacked.

And once again, George laid a big ol' Dinovite dog turd on America.

[Major Ed Damien]

"My name's the same as Marlene Dietrich."

Hmmmmm . . .

[Major Ed Damien]

Nutty Douglas Dietrich will now be followed by George Noory as the Church Lady while God is once again examined.

God?

Gee.  Never heard of him.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  " . . . in profround ways . . . "?

Hic.

[Major Ed Damien]

Ya know, a nice tribute to Pearl Harbor would be someone who could articulate the emotional impact of the event. Instead we get cold and impersonal stats, stats, stats, some of it in embarassing attempts at "authentic" asian dialect. This is brutal, gonzo rhetoric with no semblence of edit or order.

I think you Japanese Zero'ed right into it, Immy. 

Bravo.

You're exactly right.  Dietrich was like a kid who had played too many World War II board games on too little Ritalin.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another guest who can't deal with reality so he projects that which he wishes to experience onto his vision of God, meanwhile rejecting both scientific reality and biblical scripture.