George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pyewacket]

You guys are so funny and talented! The only thing I'd have to say to George about his moustache incident is "Get over yourself!!!" Look at how many men and women in the service come home with severe, life altering injuries. Look at how many people are permanently disfigured in accidents or attacks. Your facial hair will grow back and you'll be the same person with or without it. Perspective, George- it's not a big deal to anyone but you. Not trying to be mean- sometimes criticism can be a kindness. It encourages personal growth.   

[NoMoreNoory]

Brilliant, Coaster, thank you! (Though on a technical note, I should point out that George says he removed the right half of his caterpillar, and you removed the left) Wonderful detail: had us giggling stupidly throughout.


Billy Mumy told Joorch he'd like to see the new studio in LA. Joorch said that could be arranged, and then mysteriously added 'They're putting up signage for me now and then we'll be in there.' I thought they moved in there months ago. With this and Hawaii, is he just a serial studio fantasist? And what is this all-important 'signage'? Helpful stuff like 'Door', 'Wall', 'Chair', 'Microphone' without which Joorch would be unable to function?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.

Well done! 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That reminds me of my ill-advised attempt to set a new style trend with the"half-stache" look a few years ago.  It was a complete, humiliating flop and people still snicker about it.   

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[136 or 142]

Real Science, new thoughts on the five senses, hosted by one of my favorite people, Robert Krulwich.
"RadioLab" on CKNW right now, or listen to the audio vault noon saturday.
http://www.cknw.com/audio/

[PB the Deplorable]

... George it shouldn't matter if you are on radio...

Only George Noory would come up with a visual 'trademark' for the host of a radio show

[wr250]

Only George Noory would come up with a visual 'trademark' for the host of a radio show

tis strully bee-yund bleef

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.
George Noory's Mustache Mishap

I don't know how you do it Coaster.  That would be a six month full time project for me and it still wouldn't come out that good.

[PB the Deplorable]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.
George Noory's Mustache Mishap

These are really great.  Would it be greedy to ask for more?

[coaster]

Brilliant, Coaster, thank you! (Though on a technical note, I should point out that George says he removed the right half of his caterpillar, and you removed the left) Wonderful detail: had us giggling stupidly throughout.

I think this is Noory not knowing his right from his left.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think this is Noory not knowing his right from his left.

Even after Tommy labeled them?

[Nick el Ass]

Billy is gratefully clutching his Coast Christmas CD and a bottle of water.  Or is that lighter fluid.

A water bottle full of vodka, and a dvd of the shows he was in because George probably had never seen them despite his claims that they are his favorites. I'd have to think he needs to be drunk to keep talking about the same shit over and over again with George... whom I think may have Alzheimer's disease. That would explain why he keeps doing the same shows once every couple of months.

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.
George Noory's Mustache Mishap

Another classic from Coaster.

[pate]

Open lines caller telling the story to wherever it goes, suspicious of coincidence, I think Noory=NotHost...

Still will ridicule...  if appropriate thread find, if else reasonable simalcrum will pollute...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.

Brilliant!

[pate]

Damit (sp) in all my searching, I finally found reason: GNS

Then it all went away...

[pate]

Jorch iGnoory hand-picked, or hand-stroked that 'guest' host...

edit:GNS

[pate]

Apologies:

I am awaiting that 1000ct shipment of Thimbles that I may place my shrunken head inside (NSFW!!!) and then ship to GN(S) somehow I imagine him taking thimbleful shots of Vodka (Viadka?) from same, it gives me giggles... Even if my giant cock forcing itself inoto a thimble isn't funny and painfull, I imagine Jorch misses this point as he is not able to Jorchamorphrize anyone else (I {tm} that "Jorchamoprhrise" thing even if it is not legal..., [thimblefuck lawyers, argue that and you and your client look like the fools that you are...])

Where was I?  Oh yeah, a day and a half from foolishness...

GNS

[pate]

"... I'd probably ended up as a road sweeper..."

truer statement the guy never uttered.     

I feel the need to spell it out (lest the moron who cannot read miss it being read to him)

George Noory Sucks! (GNS)

edit: did that thimblefuck say anything important?

[coaster]

These are really great.  Would it be greedy to ask for more?

There will definitely be more. Next up is a new nooryism video.

[Major Ed Damien]

There will definitely be more. Next up is a new nooryism video.

I can see that -- with idiotic backgrounds to match each Nooryism.  Abiotic oil, homicidal clowns, talking Ouija boards, etc.

[albrecht]

There will definitely be more. Next up is a new nooryism video.

Great work on the 'stasche video! Claishich. But I really love the compilations of Norry's own mush-mouth and confused words. The "kicking the feather" bit with Hoaxland could not have been scripted if someone was trying to poke fun at the state of C2C and the host.
-Keep the videos coming.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

I just watched Coaster's video again.  What a hoot!

In typical Jorch fashion, he acts as if his mustache boobery was the biggest catastrophe of the year.  I love how he describes the trimmer as if we're all as ignorant as he is.  His mention of Art's super glue incident just served to remind me how different they are as people.  Art saw the humor in his mishap and laughed at himself whereas Jorch sounds like a five year old kid looking for sympathy from his mommy.

[Major Ed Damien]

George is on tonight!

Stay still, my beating heartburn.

For all the submerging artists.

[Nebraska888]

I just watched Coaster's video again.  What a hoot!

In typical Jorch fashion, he acts as if his mustache boobery was the biggest catastrophe of the year.  I love how he describes the trimmer as if we're all as ignorant as he is.  His mention of Art's super glue incident just served to remind me how different they are as people.  Art saw the humor in his mishap and laughed at himself whereas Jorch sounds like a five year old kid looking for sympathy from his mommy.

I know.....he is a child-man, a wimp, a baby, a wuss, a sissy, a cry baby, a whiner, a mommy's boy............well, you get what I'm saying.  HE IS JUST IRRITATING AS HELL.   

[RJ]

I'm battling what I hope is not the beginning of a cold (taking all kinds of home remedies that usually work), so was awake for the start of Cold to Cold.

Hoagland's moved, it was "horrendous" but also secret (see Hoagland sub-board). Davenport got cut off; good thing Rense gives him a full hour (minus commercials).

Then I heard a commercial for CCrane that GN hadn't read during his hours of daily preparation (nothing like expecting an advertiser to tolerate anything if ad rates are low, I guess!). GN said he "fidgeted" with the new radio. Me, I fiddle with new tech (and may resort to the instruction book as a last resort, usually don't need it though) -- so anything that makes a person -- even one who, um, can't focus -- fidget, is not technology I want to buy. (I'd prefer to have a highly rated but inexpensive internet radio, but that's just me.)

Then when his special (seasonal?) guests came on, I immediately switched over to a "tape delayed" Mike Malloy program. Mike cusses at the same things I do, thus he is on late and is much more interesting to hear when I'm awake at this time of night.

Mike Malloy, now there is a man that truly does 8 hours of prep before hitting the mike for his radio program!

[Major Ed Damien]

I just watched Coaster's video again.  What a hoot!

In typical Jorch fashion, he acts as if his mustache boobery was the biggest catastrophe of the year.  I love how he describes the trimmer as if we're all as ignorant as he is.  His mention of Art's super glue incident just served to remind me how different they are as people.  Art saw the humor in his mishap and laughed at himself whereas Jorch sounds like a five year old kid looking for sympathy from his mommy.

You think that mustache accident was some boobery?

Rumor has it that the dumb son-of-a-bitch once performed a do-it-yourself-in-the-kitchen circumcision.  He bought the kit from the same outfit that sells the Fleshlight and the Ron Jeremy Penis Magnification System. 

Speaking of being a kid, that's exactly what he sounds like when he describes the botched job he did on his "peen-oory:"

"Now I gotta go wee wee through a innie, and it sprays wa wa like my broken wa wa pistol."

[albrecht]

It is indeed sad that I realized on Pearl Harbor Day that a first thought "well we get to hear some manic theories by Dietrich again" instead of thinking of the jap play and losses of life. Unfortunately we will also, or at least those of us who are masochists, get to hear a bunch of "God questions" from Noory. I'm sure he will trot out his usual beleefs and questions: will the "big bang" be explained for him (finally?) Will he still keep claiming his neo-Gnostic/first-grader claims about good and evil? And, "of course" will he ask the fundamental question: "how is it that you do what you do?" "You seem into this subject, how did you get your passion?" "What got you into this, you seem to have a passion, uh, how did you do what you do...I for example had race-horses" (insert anything here as the subject of the guest's "passion" goes back to George.)
ps: take an extra shot for every caller that thanks Norry for his service in the Navy.

[NoMoreNoory]

My contention is that every colour on this planet comes from a different alien race.
    -George Noory, 2014.

This one really took my breath away. What a great contribution in the present climate. Will Joorch move to emphasize our shared humanity? Assert that colour is only skin deep, etc? Nope. He will make a wildly spurious assertion that appears to argue for some verifiable basis for racial separation. He actually made this point twice, and even went so far as to speak in terms of separate species (although he, being Noory, referred to a 'specie', pronounced 'speeshee' which he clearly thinks is the single form of species). Appalling.


Never mind, though. Just over 30 minutes away from the breathless excitement of submerging artists. What I really love, aside from the staggering awfulness of the stuff he plays, is the way he drowns them out with a plug as soon as they get going. I imagine something like this:


'Time now for our next emerging artists. They're four young lads from Liverpool in England, and they call themselves The Beatles.
"She loves you....."
'To call George from West of the Rockies.....'

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ed Sullivan he is not, although my impression is that Sullivan was out of touch too.

[narcissist noory]

Noory speak~"How much did we know about the attack prior to the attack?"

A Human~"How much did we know about the attack prior to it?"

And tonight he couldn't even pronounce "sailor"