George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Bill Mumy posted this photo on his facebook page yesterday to promote his appearance with Noory on c2cam tonight. 

Why is Billy standing next to Saddam Hussein?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

considering Noory and the guest hosts never seem to enforce that old supposed 30day call-in rule anyway (witness often more frequent calls by several of the regular callers with no mention of the rule) its kinda moot in any case?

I haven't heard him enforce it recently, but I do remember a couple times in the past it went something like this:

"George I'm so excited to get on.  I love your show and I love your guest."

"Yep, it's your lucky day."

"Well thank you because I have something really important to ask the guest.  I can't believe I got in my first try twice in two weeks."

"You called two weeks ago?"

"Yes and I just wanted to say to the guest..."

<click>

"I'm afraid you only get one call a month and that's the way it is.  Bill from Hartford you're on the air."

[zeebo]

Yep, "Corny" is on at least every week...

Thanks Morgus, I can always count on you to help me keep things straight!  Sometimes I fear I'm slipping into Noory-esque confusion.   

[Major Ed Damien]

George, visit this page again!

I'd love to talk to you.

First question:

Do you drink on the air?

Second question:

Where'd you buy that wig?

[Major Ed Damien]

How'd you get involved in all this?

What's your passion?

Why'd you say "Bismarck, North Carolina" awhile back?   

You know what country you're in, right?

[zeebo]

Attention:  48 Hour Notice until Submerging Artists.  That will be all.

[Major Ed Damien]

Attention:  48 Hour Notice until Submerging Artists.  That will be all.

You mean, "Submerg-een."

[Major Ed Damien]

George just informed America that it is a "huge country" -- twice.

Are we bigger than Hawaii?

[PB the Deplorable]

Billy is gratefully clutching his Coast Christmas CD and a bottle of water.  Or is that lighter fluid.

[Major Ed Damien]

America is getting "so huge" it needs a pair of  XXXXL pants.

It needs a rag on a stick just to wipe itself.

[Major Ed Damien]

Does anybody know what month George normally begins telling us every few days how fast the year has gone by?

I need to mark my calendar.

[michio]

Yep, "Corny" is on at least every week...

Yep, and Jeff called in again because Georgie "could not remember his name" (maybe there's a grain of truth to this dementia rumor circulating the Internet). With caller ID, logs of calls made to the show, the call screener talking to the same people every week who normally, by some divine miracle, make it through when there must be dozens to hundreds who never get through, you'd think they wouldn't need to remember but only need to use available broadcaster software to filter out and/or flag repeat callers. We aren't talking about a radio show and technology from the 1930's, are we?  The fact is sNoory is scared to death of taking open lines like "that other guy" dared to do and did well.  Taking the same old calls from the same old callers doesn't pose a threat to sNoory and puts him in a safe zone where his beliefs aren't challenged because he knows what to expect or they won't be future callers to the show, period.  Call me old fashioned and out of the loop, but I believe if you claim to "just want the truth" as you shout it with a megaphone in your hand, you must first start by telling the truth and being honest with the listeners. If he had said, "look, we have let repeat callers through and we have been deliberately letting repeat callers break our rule" maybe I'd cut him a break, but with his pattern of distorting the truth and habit of flat-out lying he doesn't deserve a break. When you start a comment with "we can't remember all of the names" and then Jeff, whose voice some of us instantly recognize, calls in to blatantly and disrespectfully break a rule sNoory claimed to exist, you have shot yourself in the foot and then put that foot into your mouth. If there was a documentary made about sNoory's career as a radio host it would be titled 'Integrity: Zero.' Stick your faux email poll where the Sun doesn't shine, nice guy.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My contention is that every colour on this planet comes from a different alien race.
    -George Noory, 2014.

[Major Ed Damien]

George said his keys keep disappearing.  Then they keep reappearing.

His pants are still on, so they didn't fall out of his ass.

I wonder if he should have a car.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Does anybody know what month George normally begins telling us every few days how fast the year has gone by?

I need to mark my calendar.

January 1st.

[Major Ed Damien]

January 1st.

LMAO

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another great night, guys.  I was too distracted to listen to the program.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

By the way, 301 081 total posts.  I missed the big milestone.

[zeebo]

You mean, "Submerg-een."

I stand corrected!

[m]

what happened between Noory and Hoagland?

[Major Ed Damien]

Weird Al + Botched home-made lobotomy = UFO Phil

[Morgus]

what happened between Noory and Hoagland?

they got back together tonight.

[Morgus]

As usual, Noory caps off another sucky Friday open lines session with UFO Phil's sucky song.
At least we get one night without Noory before 6 straight nights of Noory live...

[m]

they got back together tonight.

were they at odds or something? i haven't heard Hoag on in a while.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Do you think Hoagland will be upset that Noory cheated on him with that Dr. Sky fellow?

[coaster]

Insomnia is in full tilt so I spent the time making a video of Noory telling his mustache story. Its uploading now.

[coaster]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.
George Noory's Mustache Mishap

[ItsOver]

I could have spent more time cleaning it up and fixing a couple things, but I'm getting burned out. Here it is.
George Noory's Mustache Mishap

Beautiful. ) You should hook-up with Paper*Boy and hit Hollywood with a Saturday morning cartoon show proposal.  "Jorch and Tommy Time Toons."  We're talking tens of dollars here.

[ItsOver]

Why is Billy standing next to Saddam Hussein?

That's his bro, Sadsack Noorie, "The mother of all broadcasters."

[nextgen.fm]

Lol!!!


Nice video


George it shouldn't matter if you are on radio


We wish you would glue your lips shut sometimes!!