George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

I wish to fuck George would broadcast live from the inside of an active volcano a few minutes before eruption.

Lmao


I think he should bring an Ojibwa board into the Kings chamber maybe the king spirit will transport him to the netherworld

[21st Century Man]

I love when George says "Yep", or "Right" etc. after the expert has already stated something which, to experts, is accepted knowledge.

Einstein:  E=mc2

George:  Right!

Guest: 1+1=2

George:  I'm not sure about that

[Juan Cena]

Whut if the Egyptians had thumbs?

Were the Egyptians fallen angels?

Could Egypt be a portal?

Were there turkee sandwiches in Egypt?

[Major Ed Damien]

Never was a scalding pizza roll jammed into this no-wit's throat needed more than it is tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Let me ask you this:  Which Egyptian was your favorite psychic vampire?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Hey, how did you first get interested in Egypt stuff and these pyramid thingies?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'd really like to hear the end of this story, but I fear that George will go straight to calls.

[zeebo]

Gawd leave it to George to ruin the almost-cool vibe of the Egyptologist show, by playing some cheesy crooner bumper again.   

[zeebo]

...Were there turkee sandwiches in Egypt?

Ok, there were many good entries, but this is my sentimental favorite.   

[Major Ed Damien]

"You know, I've always wondered, Robert . . . how many times a day were Egyptian slave children whipped?  I bet that's a high number."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It feels like George is reading this tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

George has to inanely interrupt with a question.

The guest has to ask George what he was asking.

The guest then has to repeat what he has already said, and we have already heard.

Finally, the narrative can re-commence.

[zeebo]

"Hey, how did you first get interested in Egypt stuff and these pyramid thingies?"

"Of all your favorite pyramid thingies, which one is your number one favorite thingie?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Most of George's stupid attempts at clarification have themselves been factually incorrect.

[Juan Cena]

Most of George's stupid attempts at clarification have themselves been factually incorrect.

So has most of what the guest is claiming. What's your point? 

[Major Ed Damien]

So has most of what the guest is claiming. What's your point? 

"Factually incorrect" within the context of the guest's attempted narrative without reference to the veracity thereof.

[WOTR]

Whut if the Egyptians had thumbs?

Indeed!  They would have ruled the known earth if only they had thumbs!  (Also, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy would be an ancient text rather than a modern manuscript...)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So has most of what the guest is claiming. What's your point? 

Really?  Maybe I'm too trusting but it sounds like a good story to me.

[Major Ed Damien]

I love when George says "Yep", or "Right" etc. after the expert has already stated something which, to experts, is accepted knowledge.

Einstein:  E=mc2

George:  Right!

George did his "Right," thingie again when the guest said that the attorney general in Egypt is called the "prosecutor general."

Of course, he's familiar with Egyptian legal terminology.  And he keeps that Egyptian law dictionary -- written in Arabic -- right next to his turkey sandwich.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"George, we found a matter-antimatter bomb in the Great Pyramid and it's going to blow up the world"

"Right.  Hey, do you think aliens built the Pyramids or they put them into place with sonic waves or something?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "We're almost out of time."

Right.

I wonder why?

[21st Century Man]

George should have devoted 3 hours to Bauval and his friends tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

George should have devoted 3 hours to Bauval and his friends tonight.

Right.

But then George couldn't have been our "great therapist" for as long.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George seems to be irritated by an interesting, well developed story as opposed to an interview with random superficial questions.  Maybe he has ADD.

[21st Century Man]

Right.

But then George couldn't have been our "great therapist" for as long.

Gotta love that split show format!    :

George, you suck!

[Major Ed Damien]

If George was that awful interviewing an Egyptologist who spoke better English than he did, imagine what it will be like when he gets his chance to interview an alien being.

That thing won't hang around for more than a few seconds of air time with our no-wit.

[Major Ed Damien]

George seems to be irritated by an interesting, well developed story as opposed to an interview with random superficial questions.  Maybe he has ADD.

Yeah, it's a severe case of scatter-brain, all right.

He's got the attention span of a baby fruit fly.

[21st Century Man]

Well I guess I'll sign off and continue reading a book about the Cherokees and the Trail of Tears.  Andrew Jackson was a two-timing jackass who should never have been President.  Andrew Jackson, you suck almost as much as George Noory!

That felt good to get that out. G'night.

[Major Ed Damien]

Well I guess I'll sign off and continue reading a book about the Cherokees and the Trail of Tears.  Andrew Jackson was a two-timing jackass who should never have been President.  Andrew Jackson, you suck almost as much as George Noory!

That felt good to get that out. G'night.

I was up at their reservation last week, playing in a WSOP event at Harrah's Casino.


And you're right about Jackson.

[coaster]

turn it off.