George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

George:  "How did you get involved in all of this?"....

This is pretty much a nightly occurance now, regardless of whether they've already volunteered the info before he asks it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Professor, why haven't we found any Bigfoot eggs?  Do you think they hide their Bigfoot nests so high in the woods that they are going to be impossible to find?  Or do other Bigfoots step on these eggs?"

Um.....   Excellent question George!  It turns out Sasquatch might be related to the platypus which is one of the only egg laying mammals, but only distantly kind of like a human is related to a platypus.  Yes, you're the host and I want to come on again when I need money for my project so that was indeed an excellent question.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is pretty much a nightly occurance now, regardless of whether they've already volunteered the info before he asks it.

LOL

You're right.  His mental airplane flies permanently on auto-pilot.  If George were an aircraft, he'd be a drone.

[MTB]

Is it just me and the station I'm listening to, or is this show more padded with ads than usual? Also, I swear he's playing almost the whole song in the bumpers.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Professor, when we do eventually find a Bigfoot -- and I have absolutely no doubt we will find one -- should he live in a zoo or be given his own house to live in?  Could he be trained one day to mow his own lawn and do his grocery shoppeen?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is it just me and the station I'm listening to, or is this show more padded with ads than usual? Also, I swear he's playing almost the whole song in the bumpers.

The Youtube videos run 2:38, which means about 39 minutes of show per hour as someone on here recently verified.  That's 21 minutes of bumper music, news, and ads per hour.

[area51drone]

[zeebo]

The Youtube videos run 2:38, which means about 39 minutes of show per hour as someone on here recently verified.  That's 21 minutes of bumper music, news, and ads per hour.

Sure I listen to 21 mins. of weak doo-wap bumpers, dumbed down news nuggets, and carnivora/dinovite/blue emu ads .... But it's all worth it for George's incisive questions .... I mean if he didn't ask, How would I ever find the guest's book!

[21st Century Man]

This is rather boring tonight and I'm not excited about the guest regarding the Ascended Masters.  That New Age channeling bs was stale 20 years ago.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Professor, UFO Phil mentions Bigfoot in a song he wrote about my show.  And we play it every Friday night after 'Open Lines.'  Have you ever heard the song?  I think it accurately portrays Bigfoot.  What is your take?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Sure I listen to 21 mins. of weak doo-wap bumpers, dumbed down news nuggets, and carnivora/dinovite/blue emu ads .... But it's all worth it for George's incisive questions .... I mean if he didn't ask, How would I ever find the guest's book!

Has a guest's book ever NOT been on Amazon?

I don't think it's happened.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Professor, if a Bigfoot had a thumb, would he be as intelligent as a dolphin with a thumb?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Has a guest's book ever NOT been on Amazon?

I don't think it's happened.

I never want to look until George asks and the guest tells me its there, because if I looked and it wasn't... well, I'd feel like a real idiot.

[Major Ed Damien]

I never want to look until George asks and the guest tells me its there, because if I looked and it wasn't... well, I'd feel like a real idiot.

Yeah.

I think I'd take that secret to my grave.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Alright, this second guest just told us where to find his book.  We don't have to listen to the rest of the program.

[Bellathor]

George's specialty is channeling stupidity.

[Major Ed Damien]

George's specialty is channeling stupidity.

Some nights he even funnels.

[Major Ed Damien]

Channeling guest sounds like a stoner.

[21st Century Man]

Every time a guest asks George if he was a Christian, he always says he was raised Catholic.  He lacks the balls to say no I'm agnostic.  Stick up for what you believe in George.  You're not winning any fans by obfuscating. 

[Major Ed Damien]

I knew people who talked like this in high school.

They lived in that bong.

[Major Ed Damien]

Every time a guest asks George if he was a Christian, he always says he was raised Catholic.  He lacks the balls to say no I'm agnostic.  Stick up for what you believe in George.  You're not winning any fans by obfuscating.

George may lack the balls, but he's got the wig.

So there.

[21st Century Man]

I knew people who talked like this in high school.

They lived in that bong.

Wynn was a physics major at Berkeley.  I'm guessing in the 60's from photos of Wynn.  Need I say more? You nailed it, Major.

[Bellathor]

This guy is nuckin' futs.

[Major Ed Damien]

Bill Cosby was sure feeling his audience.

[21st Century Man]

Wynn in '68.  I can almost smell the cannabis by looking at this picture.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's beautiful, man.

But I think I'm done for the night.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wynn was a physics major at Berkeley.  I'm guessing in the 60's from photos of Wynn.  Need I say more? You nailed it, Major.

The guy just asked George if he read some book.

He doesn't realize that asking George if he read a book is like asking a bald guy if he enjoys combing his hair.

[21st Century Man]

There's a real groovy song that Wynn wrote and sang on his website.  Called 2 red roses.  The flower child never grew up.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wynn in '68.  I can almost smell the cannabis by looking at this picture.

"Sonny Bono, meet Sonny Bong-o.  He's one of your biggest impersonators and loves to smoke weed."

[21st Century Man]

Another photo of Wynn.  He and his girlfriend look like an ersatz John and Yoko.